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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 21
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Just a friendly, fun loving dude.

INTJ. I have a shy quiet side. I like quiet bars and coffee shops and long walks down empty streets., but also like nice relaxing nights at home. Once I warm up to someone, I certainly come out of my shell.

Computer/electronics enthusiast, avid pirate, enjoys soccer, music, movies/TV, craft beer, the internet, video games(steamID: xtcriott), exploring, and enjoying every waking moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and trying to build up experience to transition back into to my field of expertise(networking). I am a Facilities Project Manager at the moment. Non-professionally I just try to have much fun as I can doing the things I enjoy.

When I'm not working. I am usually messing about on the computer, attempting to finish various projects, debating what I should eat for dinner, out sampling delicious micro brews, or scouring this site trying to find someone to stand by my side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beard, computers, soccer, puzzles, cuddling, video games, fixing all the things, remembering/singing the words to early 2000s ska songs, making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard. Definitely the beard. And maybe that I am shorter than your average bear.

**Edit: Beard is back and shaping up nicely. I think it will be a glorious beard winter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Hitchhikers Guide series, Art of Deception, Hyperspace, Flatland, Neal Stephenson, Comics(Gambit, Batman, random others)

Movies - Fantasia, Gangs of New York, Willie Wonka and the
Chocolate Factory, Frankenweenie(original), Hackers, Gone in 60 Seconds, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python(any), pretty much anything but horror. I have a large collection and tend to bounce around genres frequently.

TV - Sons of Anarchy, White Collar, Burn Notice, Adventure Time, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny, Person of Interest, Top Chef, Oz, 90s Cartoons, IT Crowd, random reality shows

Music - The Specials, The Toasters, Big D and the Kids Table, The Pietasters, Streetlight Manifesto, BotAR, NOFX, The Suicide Machines, The Offspring, Anti-flag, Bassnectar, ATB, Dillon Francis, Diplo, Zeds Dead, Kaskade, Rameses B. Anything with a good beat or flow.

Food - Anything. I'll try anything once. I love sandwiches. And most anything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Backpack, hacky sack, beard, beer, music, someone to hang out with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and the answer to everything.

Time travel.

How to be more awesome.

Why people don't care more about the even distribution of sandwich ingredients and a hoagie bun.

Riding the subway all night with nowhere in mind to go.

How much I don't want to be in work tomorrow.

How much I want to just quit everything and move to the country.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out exploring the city or enjoying a nice evening with a beer and some nice tunes or a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not so private, but if you want more feel free to ask:

- Absolutely terrible/awkward at dancing, but like to at good shows.
- when roommates are not around or its super late at night I leave the bathroom door open when I use it.
You should message me if
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You enjoy anything similar, or just intrigued. Always up to meet new people, friends or otherwise, and have a good time.

Also, if:

- you would rather curl up at home with a beer/drink instead of fighting your way to a bar.
- you can last a hefty TV/movie marathon.
- you have seen way more of the internet than you probably should have.
- you want to play video games and exchange some friendly shit talking.
- you want to burn one down, talk about the universe, and come up with 'would you rathers'
- you want to swap movies/TV files with me.