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xthirdeyex

35 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:14am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
oh, hi. I will entrance you with witty banter after I get over meeting a complete stranger. I went to school for audio engineering, but I have a non related day job. I've been into prop styling & photography in spare time. I am good at throwing something together for dinner. (Quality skills, people)
I am a healthy girl. I go to the gym regularly, yada yada. I'm also chubby/plus/voluptuous/whatever adjective you identify with.. size 14.. so if that is a deal breaker, then I'll save you some time. A lot of people have the notion that just because I'm meaty, I don't take care of myself. If that's you, then by all means peace out.

I like yoga, pilates, and weight training. I like getting back in shape after a quad muscle tear injury that set me back quite a bit. I'm going to start swimming soon.
I used to say I liked hiking, but that down hill shizz isn't for me. My knees won't ruin my lust for life. I love walking and exploring LA.

I am truth, plus magical love, and = freedom.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a professional provocateur, watch the money pile up. Working on some new hobbies. I really want to make furniture.
I’m really good at
Writing poetry, listening, going to art museums, making jokes, peppering sarcasm into conversation. I'm a very good friend, I'm loyal.

Apparently I'm also very good at being a music encyclopedia.
I can retain various pop culture references that people don't necessarily need to know about. (i.e. useless knowledge)

Covering my eyes, peeking through my fingers and then loving the gore at horror movies
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes? T&A? *shrug* I'm not them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.. I love Hubert Selby, Jr, Hunter Thompson, feral house titles, philosophy, Boyd Rice, A Billion Wicked Thoughts, The Club Dumas, Cruddy by Lynda Barry, Cosmos, Naked by David Sedaris, The Encyclopedia of Guilty Pleasures, propaganda books about drugs, TAZ by Hakim Bey. Feel free to ask as I love talking books, I worked in a bookstore for over a year. OHAI, I FORGOT: Richard Metzger, disinfo books, etc etc.

movies.. well, I love Fear & Loathing, Requiem, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me (anything david lynch), exploitation flicks, film noir, documentaries, irreversible, Lucifer Rising, Kenneth Anger flicks, Harold & Maude, The Jerk, LA Story, Big Trouble In Little China, Heavenly Bodies, Casablanca, Seven, John Carpenter's Vampires, Altered States, the Devils, Bowfinger, Fletch, Images In A Convent ps, extra points if you love cheesy 80's B-movies with tan chicks and dumb boys. examples- hardbodies, hot dog, the movie, or kandyland.

shows.. the Mighty Boosh, Wonder Showzen, Dr. Who, the Simpsons, Muppets, Twin Peaks, Luther, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Louie, Mad Men.. currently watching the Wire (I know, 10 years late) I don't have cable, and I hate watching too much tv. I'm not very current with it.

Sidebar: I love all things Brent Owens. Pimps Up, Ho's Down, Hookers at the Point, Atlantic City Ho's: It Ain't E-Z Bein' A Ho, Hookers & Johns, etc. If those HBO documentaries ever come out in one fabulous DVD collection, please tell me ASAP. Plz & thx.

music.. coil, nicolas jaar, jon hopkins, poolside, radiohead, john zorn, sigur ros, david bowie, animal collective, pulp, beirut, erykah badu, tomahawk, fantomas (anything mike patton), interpol, kendrick lamar, talib kweli, bohren & der club of gore, ufomammut, pilooski remixes, krishna das, DFA1979, bootsy collins, chromeo, lcd soundsystem, strong arm steady, metronomy, gayngs, special love for KDAY, 2pac, nusrat fateh ali khan, cocteau twins, dead can dance, ssion, the knife, isis, tool, sebastiAn, matthew dear, peter gabriel rules. experimental jazz, dom kennedy, doom metal, sunnO))), mapaputsi, gay pop. I could list a bunch more but who wants to read paragraphs of band names.. ps, I love Peter Christopherson.

I love zoocroo on kxlu

If you are a fan of Wild Beasts, I am already smitten. Le sigh <3

foods.. coffee - I absolutely treasure my one cup a day. sushi. actually, the sea is delicious. avocados are my favorite food. I like to eat vegetables. A BLT w/avo and onion is my favorite sandwich.
The six things I could never do without
music, pen, paper, iced coffee with soy milk, a place to live, and beauty (in all things, i don't mean this in a snobby self absorbed way)

let's keep the party going: avocado, porn, whole foods salad bar, books, personal spirituality mixed with LOGIC/REASON (not the music/MIDI software, but ways of thinking.) fantasies and daydreamin', le sigh sigh sigh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
MUSIC. Psychology.. of other people, psychology of the self.
I like refining my qualities, always working towards a better sense of self.

Art. Art. Art.

Finding a new way to look at something. Camera 1, camera 2. Camera 1, camera 2.

I think about everything, I'm a quiet, sarcastic, and observant girl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not your girl if you're looking to go out every night.

I am equal parts go out and stay home. Truth be told, I want to cook a meal with someone, maaaaybe watch a movie, listen to something necessary, make some arts and other fuckery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read Christopher Pike & RL Stine books in middle school.

I want to make it a point in life to have a lot of kinky sex and eat a lot of brunch after. Ps, this is just a statement, not a proposition ;)
I realize I'm getting more refined as I get older. The Paris Review and sodomy? Don't mind if I do.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 30–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
The magic 8 ball says so.
You know and love the tajazzle infomercial. You know what Dragon Sound is. You love Clarence from Wonder Showzen. If you have your shit together. A friend recently asked me about this comment. Let me clarify that I'm being generic. Have a means of transport unless you live near me, don't be a juggalo, don't be in a relationship.. be aware, be present. ;)

PS, you should NOT message me if you are looking for a one night stand, a couple looking for a third, polyamorous, or "available" but seeing someone.. I am NOT INTERESTED