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xutss

31 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Esperanto (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm slightly odd, but sweet and harmless. I'm a bookstore employee, which I love, even if it's only part-time.

I love to travel, and explore and experience the world around me. I did a 5k with zombies and obstacles in 2012, I've gone skydiving, and I'm looking for more adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I catch ghosts. How many, I am not at liberty to say.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, writing, cooking, thinking, eating, kissing, not singing.

I have a blog of flash fiction (I call them short short stories), I'm hoping to compile them into a book.

I also like to think I have style.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My style. I always try to dress nicely; I have a lot of cool/unique jackets and ties.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: J.D. Salinger's Glass family novellas, Have a Nice Day (Mick Foley autobiography, and I'm not even a fan of wrestling), anything by Stephen Hawking or Christopher Moore, books about space and science (In Search of the Giant Squid), Where the Wild Things Are (the novelization of the film), The Professor and the Madman, books about Andrew Jackson (our bloodthirsty, psychopathic 7th President).

Movies: Too many. I've seen thousands, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of movies.

Shows: Doctor Who, Blackadder, Spaced, Venture Brothers, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Arrested Development, Top Chef, Knife Fight, Project Runway (not ashamed to admit it), MST3k, It's Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Louie, Archer... I should stop now.

Music: I'm an old man at heart, give me some Dylan, Waits, Zevon, Gladys Knight, the Beatles, Buddy Holly, Hank Williams... Dead Kennedys, David Bowie, Death, Ramones.

Food: Good food is one of the best things in the world. I love it, and I love trying new things. I love cooking, I love experimenting with recipes, adding new flavors.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
something to write with/on
proton pack
time
friends
thai peanut sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a strange concoction of medical anomalies.
The world.
Space.
Doctor Who.
How OkCupid will show me profiles of married women, women with whom I am less than 20% compatible, lesbians, and women who haven't visited the site in 3 years, and yet I have to go out of my way to search for women who aren't white.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Not very exciting, I'm afraid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fit in most overhead compartments.
You should message me if
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