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xwiry

22 M Seabrook, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alright, so I'm back on here and no longer a sensitive college senior guy. Now I'm the sensitive college graduate guy. And I'm trying for a relationship and interesting conversations on here again.

And for those who want an actual description, well guess who just got the inspiration to put one together! You want to know who I am? I'm a joyful eruption of laughter, celebration and song enclosed in a thin shell of caution and tact. I'm a puzzler of all things who doesn't stop thinking until he's come to the best answer. I raise up the best of what this existence can show with all of God's love, defend it from the worst of the evils that I can find, and keep a clear mind so that I never confuse the two. I can change the face of the earth with an idea and cut to the truth of men with a word. I keep those close to me with grace, wisdom, and everlasting loyalty. And I would want the one closest to me to be with me as I would be with them: with understanding, compassion, and love that would last our time. And if you ask me about anything here but the last part any other time, I will probably say I'm not that great because most of the time I am so infuriatingly and frustratingly humble that getting me to admit this much would be like pulling me up by a single hair.

You may also remember a bit about being a semi-mad genius being down here. That's still true, still amazing, and still hilarious. Though now there's also this bit about being absolutely brilliant, which isn't so hilarious as it is awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still teaching myself to play electric bass, walking to the library, my reading and gaming of course, and puzzling out humanity's problems, but now I'm not in school, so there's also the job stuff, looking on here again, and trying my best to keep in the know on everything important, which will hopefully include someone else soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel good about themselves, making them laugh, and running things through in my head, whether the scenarios be sensory, situational, or even emotional. I'm also unabashedly brilliant at stringing syllables for artful alliteration, ridiculous rhymes, and telling terrific tales when I have the right stimulation, inspiration, and ventilation (it's all hot air, anyway).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am moderately tall and sometimes wear interesting shirts. I kind of stick out in a crowd that way. My favorite shirt also has the red mushroom from Mario on it, so there's a joke for you.

If you get anywhere close to me, you'll notice that I'm weird (some people have tried to get me to themselves just for this), and that my eyes change color between blues and greens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, my favorite authors right now are Vonnegut Jr., Tezuka, Card, Adams, and Schultz just because he'll always be one of my favorites.

I don't really have any particular preference in music or movies, but I tend to like stuff that I can sing to and movies that don't make me regret seeing them twice.

My favorite kind of food is pasta because it is. Second to pizza, cheeseburgers, fruit, and PB&J (twice voted the healthiest sandwich in the first world) (also, because it's either hereditary or just a result of living here, seafood. Lots of seafood).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An outlet for my imagination,
A story to enjoy,
A need to fill,
A roof over my head,
A sanitary room,
And unfortunately for me, someone to live for and inspire me.

And as an alternate, maybe a less snooty way to say the previous six things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How someone managed to make a spam bot use the chat on this site, how to make that person's computer blow up, spam, how to bring exotic matter into practical use so I can buy iron in bulk at a cheaper price, spam spam eggs and spam, how to remove unnecessary obstacle's to humanity's development as a species and as a people, spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam, looking for something interesting, and who ever thought of spam as food...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

That, or hanging out with a friend, working on schoolwork, gaming, or coding one of my side projects. Or looking for something else to do. Variety and all that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't help but sing along whenever I hear "Karma Chameleon" as sung by Boy George.

Even though I'm tall enough to be noticed in crowds, inside I still feel like I'm that little kid from gym class sometimes...

I'm sometimes subject to fugue states of increased concentrated mental activity and inspiration. ... I like to call it "the madness place."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me for anything. I like talking to people and will probably show you a good time of it, too. If I message you, that means I think you're cool and want to try talking to you to see how great you are.

Also if you get the joke behind catching a desktop at the Dell website with a can of WD-40, you instantly have my attention.