xwiry
24 Pflugerville, TX
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My self-summary
I'm that goofy guy who's always waxing lyrical and spinning things toward a big laugh, but you'd never know it with the number of opportunities I get to meet new people. I'm always thinking, reasoning, or explaining something (often while multitasking with other things), and sometimes it can be a bit hard to follow. Sometimes that's part of the fun, though. I like awesome surprises, especially ones with a story behind them, and I have a few of my own in the works that I can't wait to show off.
What I’m doing with my life
Still teaching myself to play electric bass, walking to the library, my reading and gaming of course, and puzzling out humanity's problems, but now I'm not in school, so there's also the job stuff, looking on here again, and trying my best to keep in the know on everything important, which will hopefully include someone else soon.
I’m really good at
Making people feel good about themselves, making them laugh, and running things through in my head, whether the scenarios be sensory, situational, or even emotional. I'm also unabashedly brilliant at stringing syllables for artful alliteration, ridiculous rhymes, and telling terrific tales when I have the right stimulation, inspiration, and ventilation (it's all hot air, anyway).

I'm not sure where I am on first impressions, but you don't know unless you actually try it out. ^_^
The first things people usually notice about me
I am moderately tall and sometimes wear interesting shirts. I kind of stick out in a crowd that way. My favorite shirt also has the red mushroom from Mario on it, so there's a joke for you.

If you get anywhere close to me, you'll notice that I'm weird (some people have tried to get me to themselves just for this), and that my eyes change color between blues and greens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well, my favorite authors right now are Vonnegut Jr., Tezuka, Card, Adams, and Schultz just because he'll always be one of my favorites. Please feel free to suggest titles to add to my library.

I don't really have any particular preference in music or movies, but I tend to like stuff that I can sing to and movies that don't make me regret seeing them twice.

My favorite kind of food is pasta because it is. Second to pizza, cheeseburgers, fruit, and PB&J (twice voted the healthiest sandwich in the first world). I also like to cook now, but I'm still learning on my own.
The six things I could never do without
Context
games (they keep me out of trouble)
food (and cookbooks (for now))
problems to solve
Somebody to Love (by Queen)
people to talk to (I guess I can do without them, but it sucks and I'm tired of it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How someone managed to make a spam bot use the chat on this site, how to make that person's computer blow up, spam, how to bring exotic matter into practical use so I can buy iron in bulk at a cheaper price, spam spam eggs and spam, how to remove unnecessary obstacle's to humanity's development as a species and as a people, spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam, looking for something interesting, and who ever thought of spam as food...
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

That, or hanging out with a friend, working on schoolwork, gaming, or coding one of my side projects. Or looking for something else to do. Variety and all that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't help but sing along whenever I hear "Karma Chameleon", "Ruby Tuesday", "Hotel California", "Princes of the Universe", "La Bamba", "Witchy Woman", "Lean On Me", "Dream On", or "Don't Stop Believin'"

Even though I'm tall enough to be noticed in crowds, inside I still feel like I'm that little kid from gym class sometimes...

I sometimes have moments of extreme clarity where ideas just come to me and I sometimes write them down in a sort of journal.

I seem to have more difficulty meeting people and making new friends and that makes me feel rather self conscious and depressed sometimes.
You should message me if
Message me for anything. I like talking to people. If I liked you on here, that means that your profile really made me smile. :)
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