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26 / M / straight / Single

Staten Island, New York

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Short, Funny, and silly?.

My Self-Summary

Hi there. I'm changing up my profile, time for an upgrade. My name is Kevin.

So my self summary? I don't think anyone can describe themselves in words, you have to get to know someone until you see the little things they do that make them who they are. We all have that trait, but i will try to describe my everyday self here.

I like to be silly. I never take things so seriously. I can be serious but I try to see the light in everything. I love just being a smartass.

I've been told I'm partially a nerd, I can fix computers.

I just like to laugh and have fun, it doesn't always have to be so serious. I have a damn mustache tattooed on my finger... that's gotta tell you something about me.

I love music, I listen to it all day everyday.

I have 11 tattoos and a 6 piercings.

I fucking HATE the cold, yet i wear shorts in 5 degree weather or until it snows the first time. Pants? NAHHH. I be cold and bitch but i don't care

What I’m doing with my life

Working. I love my job and that makes getting up early everyday so much easier.

I work for Microsoft, testing and making maps in Photoshop for videogames.

I’m really good at

I'm good at being myself. I won't be a fake person. I will tell you how it is... without being mean.

I seem to be good at being a friend. I'm usually the one people trust and come to when they have problems. I guess I am a good listener.

The first things people usually notice about me

How young I actually look compared to my actual age. I've been told i look 16ish, when I am 26. I get carded for R rated movies!

You tell me what you noticed!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I definitely listen to more music and watch movies more than i read books, I'm sorry but its true. For music, I am pretty much set in my path with heavy music. If you don't like it, that's cool, just be open to listen to it. If i know you don't like heavy music I would put on my more lighter stuff that you may like lol. I always try to please.

If you want to see what music i listen to check out my last.fm link:
http://www.last.fm/user/NAMELESSxSILENT

Movies on the other hand I am all about opening up to see new stuff. I love seeing new things. I love movies from action to horror to Japanese horror to dramatic etc.... Some of my favorite movies are:

The Last Samurai / Requiem For A Dream / Gladiator / Kung-Pow / Eternal Sunshine.. / Ace Ventura 1 / Love Actually / Iron Man / National Treasure 1&2 / Anchorman / The Beach / Old School / Dumb and Dumber / 40 Year Old Virgin / Wedding Crashers / Bourne Trilogy / Equilibrium / Basketball Diaries / The Matrix Trilogy / Closer / American History X / Shaun of the Dead / 8mm / Bad Santa / Shrek / Face/Off / Gone in 60 Seconds / Knocked Up / Kiss Kiss Bang Bang / Audition / PI / Children of Men / Anything with Christian Bale in it, he seems to make great movies, own them all.

TV shows weren't listed but I'll put those too:
Californication / Heroes / House / LOST / Smallville / CSI / CSI: Miami / Dexter / MXC / Ninja Warrior / Attack of the Show / Family Guy / Rob & Big / Rob's Fantasy Factory / The Beast / Entourage / Mythbusters / Pretty much everything on Food Channel or Travel Channel

The six things I could never do without

1. Music
2. My iPhone
3. Friends
4. Internet
5. Coffee
6. Food

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What is going to happen next in my life.

On a typical Friday night I am

With friends, probably at a Happy Hour. I gotta say, on a Friday/Saturday after a long week I like to be with friends or someone special that can hang with me and my friends at a bar drinking or at a friends house just bullshitting and just being stupid.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I definitely watch too much Food Network, and I buy too many candles from Yankee Candle.

I make awesome chicken cutlets and pancakes (not together lol), oh yea!

You should message me if

You should message me... if you want to. I don't bite, and i'll most likely respond.

my only "LIKE" about a female is that i like girls that are the same height or smaller than me. Taller than me? don't wear heels around me lol. I also have a thing for girls with short hair, I don't know why but that doesn't matter much