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xxmissmayhemxx

21 F Clayton, NC

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:06pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
sometimes it takes me awhile to reply to messages. i sorry. i don't bite.....much. also i don't hit it and quit it, i bone to own. no whips or leather until we're together.
ello there. 21, agnostic, pansexual, INFJ personality, smokes cigarettes, drinks, mouth full of metal and i don't mean braces, pierced septum, not a itty bitty twiggy [i have a little extra jiggle in my jello, if you know what im sayin], i don't type in capital letters and i don't add a g on some words, curses like a sailor, i like the outdoors at night or durin the fall, i hate the sun [hissssss], im not short im fun size, realllly white [i glow in the dark.] i don't take myself to seriously and neither should you. i am very sarcastic and joke around a lot but i'm serious when i have to be. i am not everyone's cup of tea and that is fine, i don't expect to get along with everyone. i am very opinionated, but don't worry i won't shove my opinions in your face. i wear a jacket or hoodie year round. i am a faghag, my bestie is gay and i love him to death. i am more comfortable around guys. if you're uncool then i think you are cool. i hate people that think they are god's gift to earth, they need to shut the fuck up and go somewhere with that bullshit. i am a very touchy feely person. i LOVE hugs. if i like someone i am usually shy around them but once i get over my shyness i am loud and crazy. i am a big dork and love to just be a dork. i am a very open person so if you have any questions feel free to message me. [huggles]

"that's right, consider yourself warned. i'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn." -bo
What I’m doing with my life
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bein catwomen, shhhhhh. tryin to find a job, just moved. goin to pastry school next year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-bein clumsy. i fall up the stairs more often than not.
-sayin or doin somethin awkward.
-bakin.
-listenin to people.
- tryin my best to please the ones i love.
-makin people laugh, well tryin at least.
-cuddlin.
The first things people usually notice about me
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-shortness.
-how white i am.
-eyes.
-my hair always bein in my face.
-a cigarette in my hand.
-the faces i make.
-the hats i wear.
[these are the things people have told me.]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i love to bake, sew, read, watch t.v, go to the movies, listen to music, drink some with my friends, go to the park and waffle house at 3 am, go to concerts/shows, dance around in my boxers. i love music, i can apperciate all types of music but i listen to rock, classic rock, punk, indie, emo, alternative, grunge, some dupstep, some happyhardcore, some rap, and some country. some of my favorite books are harry potter, a series of unfortunate events, hunger games, 50 shades of grey, twilight, trapped, endurance, blood and chocolate, to kill a mockingbird, 13 reasons why, 1984. some of my favorite shows are lost girl, teen wolf, awkward, family guy, american dad, futurama, scrubs, house, c.s.i, 1000 ways to die, manswers, face off, pretty little liars, psych, svu, american horror story, adventure time, invader zim, project runway, big bang theory, workalcoholics....etc.
movies, that's a hard one. anythin horror. i love to just cuddle in bed with my snuggie and watch a good movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-hugs.
-cigarettes.
-my best friend. jeffriese15
-my jackets.
-books.
-emotion filled sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-life.
-sex. i do like to read and talk to people bout sex, not just havin but why we enjoy the things we do. i would love to be a sex therapist one day. just fyi, even though i like to talk bout sex doesn't mean i fuck a lot of people.
-i think bout everythin under the sun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-chillin in my snuggie/forever lazy watchin t.v.
-cuddled up with my cat readin a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-i am a sadomasochist genderfluid kitty.
-i have penis envy. i feel like i'm a big gay power top trapped in a little white girl's body and my guy name is aiden.
-my guilty pleasure is singin cheesy 80's and 90's songs. [i wanna really, really, really, wanna zigazang ah.]
-i have an obsession with hello kitty, batman and death.
-cute red heads are one of my weaknesses.
-when i get nervous around new people i poke a lot and sometimes lick.
-i love to watch funny gay porn with my bestie.
[ok, so not a lot of things are private. lol.]
You should message me if
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-you want to have a random, weird, most likely awkward conversation.
-you live close, like 20 or so miles.
-you are childless. i give you sooooo many props for bein a single parent but i am NOT ready for kids right now.