***Read, bitches. I live in Atlanta but I'm never here. If it says something different, it means I'm visiting for a bit. I'm a tumbleweed, k.***

I'm Kaitlyn. Isn't that just swell? I used to have a lot of
detail in here but I don't really give a shit because it was just a
bunch of icky goop that didn't make sense anyways. You make me
nervous, I need to filter what comes out of my mouth, I think Elvis
is fuckin' awesome, and that's all the irrelevant information I'm
going to tell you today. Read my journal on here if you want a
better understanding of what I am like.

I am loud, exhausting, and
enchanting.

I'm going to change the world. Pinky promise.

Also, I'm pretty much always in my kitchen though. Where a woman should be, right? I'm doing that culinary school deal. If you want to give me a relevant job, that'd be pretty cool.

Tattoooo likes to grope me inappropriately when I'm not paying attention and I deal with it 'cause she's my breast friend.

cheering people up and putting people down.

Making obnoxiously delicious foods:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaitywakeandbake/

are the last things they notice 'cause I kill them on spot.

Not really.

People usually notice that I'm smiling even though there is nothing that should be making me smile.

Food: Mmmacaroni and cheese is the quickest way to my vag. Word. Okay. I eat like a four year old. I make cakes in my spare time. I love cake, okay.

Movies: The Signal is a pretty great movie. If you've seen it and laughed as hard as I did then I appreciate your existence.

Books: I read a lot but I can't say any books that are worth putting here. I have a bad habit of quoting books all the time but not remembering where what I'm saying is coming from. :(

Music: As far as music goes, I'm pretty all over the place. Shitty folk punk or gtfo, though.

people, places, things, ideas, goods, and shit.

chapstick.

someplace I have never been before or doing something that causes a lot of laughing.

I don't really keep anything private about myself unless it involves someone else because it's not my place to share other peoples business.
Uh, I'll throw you some awkward facts that I should keep private though.

1) I bring my laptop and phone into the bathroom and talk to people regardless if I'm taking a bath, pissing/taking a shit, or brushing my teeth.
2) I looooove pissing in the shower.
3) I prefer boxer-briefs on guys.
4) I play with mirrors and cardboard boxes.
5) My sweat smells like marijuana sometimes.

you want to teach me how to shoot a gun
you're capable of clearing a bong.
you're a girl and will honestly tell me if these pants make my butt look big
you want to protest something
you want to buy me an elephant
you will eat the things I create in my kitchen
you can count to 5.

Also, I'd much rather talk to you on facebook. It's more convenient. I'm an amusing facebook friend. Pinky promise.

DISCLAIMER: If I send you a belligerent/derogatory message (usually between the hours of 9pm-6am), it means I am probably intoxicated and find you amusing.