Some people seem to think that I won't notice that they've completely disregarded the massive amount of text here. I know, it's a lot of words, but if there is too much for you to comprehend, go away. If you read it, yet still feel the need to send me a message to tell me how beautiful you think I am in the hopes that I will fawn over you, please, go the fuck away. No, I don't want to come to your house, strange man. Seriously.
I'm not usually a bitch (honest!) but evidently there are an inordinate amount of rude, idiotic, or otherwise defective people here who want to make me annoyed and angry. Please don't! I want to love you!
Let's be friends!
Guys (and select Gals*), the latter two sections of my profile are pertinent to our successful communication. For those of you who are too lazy to scroll down to the bottom to read the sections titled "I'm looking for" and "You should message me if": I'm not looking for you, so please save yourself the trouble and don't message me, no 'if's'. All others, take note: I am available but I am not single. To be clear, I have a boyfriend. I do not need another one. If you are a bio man, with a penis, the theoretical capability to grow a beard, unwavering heterosexuality, and a burning desire to date/bed me, sorry, no can do. Sad face. Any questions? Feel free to ask (but first, check the FAQs)! Think you might be an exception? By all means, try me.
Q. What are you looking for on OKCupid?
A. I'm not looking, I'm loitering.
I'm strange. I just saved you the three minutes (tops) that it would take for you to figure that out on your own accord.
All my life I've thought of myself as shy, even introverted. I consider myself laid-back, aside from almost constantly having anxiety about something or another. I've never felt like part of a crowd; always overwhelmed by it instead. A friend of mine told me that on the contrary, I can be quite intense. I hope she didn't mean 'scary'.
I'm easily distracted, especially by kitties and brightly colored plants. I'm largely drawn to quirky people and silly things. I'm kind of a big kid, minus the big part.
I just learned that I am a 4w3, if that means anything to you.