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63 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:53am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for Sexy & Stable — Is That Too Much To Ask For?

I’m NOT Sir Lancelot, a white knight in shining armour. I don’t even own shining armour. I don’t even have a horse or a page.
I’m NOT Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy. I know women like to laugh, but I don’t have a team of writers who provide me with fresh material daily. I have no choice but to improvise with whatever the situation dictates at a moments' notice.
I'm NOT Prince Charming. There's not a smidgen of "bad boy" in him. How sexy is that?
I'm NOT George Clooney. I don't want to be a bachelor for the rest of my life. Now he's changed that. Looking for another "lifer" bachelor.
I’m NOT Favio, that muscular hunk with flowing hair embracing a hot young vixen on the cover of a romance novel. He's an imaginary Italian. I'm a real Italian and unlike him, I actually speak.
I’m NOT Mike Holmes. I may be quite adept at renovation projects, but I don't think you have to re-build a wall to install a shelf.
And, let’s not even start with Christian Grey in “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

After all of these years, I think that I'm making some progress in understanding women. I have even begun to understand their buzzwords including:

1) “Fine” – This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.
3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.
4) “Whatever” – A woman’s way of saying screw you.
5) "What?" - When a woman says “ what ? “, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

At one time, I thought men came from Mars and women came Venus. However, in the immortal words of the late George Carlin " Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. "

All kidding aside;

I uphold that trust and honesty are paramount in any successful and enduring relationship.

At this point in my life, "life is short" gives rise to a whole new meaning. I don't have the time nor the desire to “sweat the small stuff”. Preserving my mental well being, I choose to maintain a whimsical demeanour and not walk around with a chip on my shoulder.

I am a firm believer that “ you are what you eat “ and, that perpetuating an active and healthy lifestyle promotes a positive and optimistic attitude.

I fancy romantic and intimate dinner dates with stimulating conversation followed by a movie, comedy club, or other venue of our mutual choice. A stroll along a beach at sunset, hand in hand, is also endearing to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Quite a mix. Enjoying my day job dealing with people. Hit with the seven year itch to establish my own business in internet marketing. Looking forward to some travel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) I'm really good at throwing frisbees on the beach without hitting people ( at least not intentionally ).
2) I can communicate effectively with people of different ethnicities even though I don't know their language. Being Italian, it pays to know how to use your hands in this way. Being extremely patient doesn't hurt either.
3) Repairing old vcr's. Now there's a career with a future.
4) Experimenting with my cooking abilities. My mistakes are the stuff of legends. Just ask me for my Thanksgiving recipe of turkey stuffed with sausage.
5) Procrastination. Actually I refer to it as a re-alignment of my priorities.
6) Being on time or ahead of schedule. I've got this one down to a science.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe my dry sense of humor at times and that I don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music ... Not into rap. Always liked Chicago since they performed as backup to Sam & Dave at my university frosh week concert. (They were still known as CTA). Others include Beatles, King Crimson, Phil Collins & Genesis, Gino Vanelli, Peter Frampton, Fine Young Cannibals, ZZ Top, etc.... Favorite food, lobster, shrimp, pickerel, homemade real Italian pizza and lasagna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My COMPUTER for work and play. I stop being a pack rat several years ago, so not much there. So I'm left with my CAR for road trips, my DIET which I am very disciplined about, my WORKOUT regimen and LONG WALKS. That's only 5. Let me think. After observing my younger brother going bald, my HAIR.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live forever. lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What do you think ? I'm on this site looking for a date. If I had a date, I would be doing something more rewarding and constructive on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's all in the Questions tab.
You should message me if
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message me maybe if my profile struck a nerve that didn't cause a stroke. Then we should be healthy for each other. Contact me if you're independent, confident, active, mildly opinionated, enjoy humour, proud of your appearance, love romance and intimacy, and can make a man weak at the knees.