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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 6, 2014
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Welsh (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a person with 2 eyes, some teeth, 2 arms with a hand each which themselves have 4 fingers and a thumb each. I have 2 legs and a mouth and nose.
I like speedway, computing (games to programming..), driving and cars..

I am gay, amazing, and pessimistic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in he insurance industry as a computer programmer/IT person. I really want to start my own business, I have a plan but no minions!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my wit and charm? (see previous question)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I tend to struggle to sit down and read much, if I do, I prefer something a non-fiction.

Movies: Borat, Hot Fuzz, Anchorman, Cars, The Day After Tomorrow, The Perfect Storm, Deep Impact, Mike Bassett - England Manager, Sticks and Stones, The Phantom of the Opera, the American Pie Series.

TV Shows: Top Gear, The Catherine Tate Show, Desperate Housewives, The Charlotte Church Show, Two pints....., American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Shameless, 24, Gavin and Stacey.

Music: Anything cheesy and bad... Can't stand rap though.

Food: Meat, especially steak or beef. Or anything I have baked myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, cars, speedway, masturbation, air and water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dougie Poynter from McFly, PHWOAR!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the speedway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is not very exciting :P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're funny, good looking, rich, have nice hair and have a thing for 26 year old balding men with a pot belly. I would accept a message from someone who just has a thing for 26 year old balding men who have pot bellies though. Being argumentative helps and I don't mean about stupid things but I'd can't stand people who just agree with me 'because', discussion/arguments/debates are good.