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xymotic

45 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–47
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, I read on literally every woman's profile how they want something more than 'Hi' or "Wassup' So I thought it could go without saying but seriously it's gonna take more than 'Hi" to get a response from me too. I'm a pretty, pretty princess and I deserve and require a little conversation before I put out dammit!

I have diverse interests; but I guess the overriding one is curiosity.... learning or doing something I've never done before and pushing my comfort level is my happy place. More than anything I love to explore some back road or take a boat somewhere I've never been before.

I recently purchased a 1938 steel 'project' sailboat. It's funny because everyone that sees her thinks it's a disaster and that I'm nuts. But honestly I think it's the best decision I ever made. Someday it will be a magic carpet ride, I want to circumnavigate the globe in a deliberate, up-close and personal way. It used to be owned by Zorro and the dad in Lost in Space, so that's pretty damned cool too. http://www.ontheboat.net/wordpress/?page_id=172

I'm currently in transition, Maybe a mid-life crisis even... I'm completely broke (edit - tempfixed/sorta!), and not working and pretty damned happy about it. I'm in the middle of selling my house (edit sold!), and then I'm going to be working on the boat learning to weld better, building and creating things for a while.

And then I want to travel a bit. After that, who knows but working towards an early heart attack seems like not a good plan. (my 10yrs older best friend died literally in my arms earlier this year, it definitely had an effect on my outlook and priorities)

I like to dive in first and then figure out how to get r done later! I like to plan too, but spontaneity is the spice of life.

I really hate saying I so much.

I live to be outdoors, do outdoorsy stuff, but at the same time I'm not a nut about it like a lot of people are. I'd love to ride a bike with you, but probably not gonna do a century up to Snoqualmie. Camping=YES!!! snow cave? um.... Digging in the dirt, playing in the dirt, rearranging dirt from one piece of dirt to another, looking at other people's dirt and taking pictures of really great dirt excites me. Dirty girls are pretty awesome too. ;>

I love dogs, and I'm currently without, which is kinda sad.
I like to think I don't have a lot of real deal-breakers for a relationship, and yet at the same time I guess maybe I do:

I'm looking for a girl that's spontaneous, maybe a bit sarcastic or even snarky. The hottest girl in the room but oblivious to that fact and it wouldn't hurt if she were the smartest in the room too. I like smart, a lot.

I'm a liberal, agnostic/atheist and vehemently anti-organized religion, so I probably won't get along with people who want to convert me. Though I'd totally convert for a sweet, demure and innocent girl like Amy Schumer or Sarah Silverman. I'd convert and change teams for Jon Stewart.

If you think living a life like http://www.bumfuzzle.com/adventures/ sounds cool then msg me because that's where I'm heading. It's weird because 'in fact' I've led a pretty staid and reserved life and yet still think of myself as a complete hippy. I think I've repressed my gypsy soul too long; & I wanna be more of a hippy - gypsy not less! There's also probably a tattoo or two in my future so it'd be great if you were ok with that too. :)

I have very strongly held beliefs and morals, and more importantly I have a (logical) reason for believing everything I do (at least I think I do.) I pride myself on being open minded and able to change my mind if you have a better reason than I did. I hate liars, and more than that I hate liars who try to tell you that you are over-reacting because you noticed it. Lying to me is a relationship ender. *any* relationship. I do have a filter, but please don't ask me if those jeans make your butt look fat unless you ACTUALLY want me to ACTUALLY tell you, because I will. And I have zero tolerance for games, I want someone who treats me nice and expects the same.

I'm quick to admit when I'm wrong and I LOVE a woman who can call me on my sh*t when need be. I want to lead a simpler, more deliberate life, and I've worked pretty hard to get rid of 'things' and replace them with experiences.

I tend to withdraw and observe in group settings. I am most definitely introverted. However I'm also very gregarious, I have no problems speaking to groups or being the center of attention, just not my preferred place to be. And ultimately I'm just looking for that perfect gal, you know a supermodel who's a member of MENSA and totally digs old broke bald guys like me, is that too much to ask? Somebody to spend the rest of my life with exploring the world in an up-close and personal way, someone who is honest and direct, and will let her guard down long enough to actually let a guy in and actually be nice to her.

Ultimately I'm looking for a relationship where we both feel like the lucky one. Crap, I should have deleted all that other crap and just said that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I sometimes daydream about building a cabin in the woods, or a tiny house in the city, maybe traveling the hills prospecting for gold, DIY Hydroponic sustenance farming... Or packing a tent on the dirtbike and heading to Argentina. I will do all of these things eventually. But for now I'm passionate about refitting an old shipwreck and daydreaming of the places she will take me (us?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Modesty, I'm really REALLY good at modesty, in fact it's one of my very best qualities. I might actually be the very best at not promoting myself, that's how good I am at modesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hopefully that I'm doing something differently and maybe a little creative, but it's probably not that :)

I'd like to think I'm equal parts Wolowitz, Hofstadter & Cooper.
I'd Like to think that; but being honest probably a little less Leonard and way more Koothrappali & Cooper in there than I'd like to admit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I was the guy driving 200 miles every other weekend to buy import joy Division and Cure CD's at Tower Records. (ahh remember Tower Records?) I like lots and lots of stuff, but currently electronic like the XX, metric, Robyn, royskopp, Lykke Li and Feist are probably current favorites. I used to cash my paycheck at the CD store and walk out with $30 to tide me over for two weeks...

I watch all of the same good tv shows as everybody else. (True Blood, Homeland, OITNB, Tyrant, Mindy Project, Wilfred, The Americans, Boardwalk Empire, The Awesomes, Drunk History is a show about two of my favorite things! Ray Donovan, dominion, Masters of Sex, Banshee... But in particular I tend to like me a little dry sarcastic british stuff like Bad Education, Fresh Meat, Friday Night Dinner, Chickens, IT Crowd, Plebs and Moone Boy are topping my playlist but Halt and Catch fire and you're the worst are my very fave shows right now. If you are that nerdy too honest girl, looking for the nerdy bad boy... You should def call me :)

I'll try anything once. And not in the: I'll say that to look cool online but IRL I'm really super picky way... but in the "I ate Crickets the other day just because I'd never seen crickets on a menu before" sort of way. (crickets are icky BTW) But I fucking hate Cilantro. (And crickets)

And if you date me I will totally give you *most* of my avocado. Yes, that's a straight up bribe. [barry white] Baby, you know you want my guac![/Barry White]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This page is deliberately left blank.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why *people* are so mean to each other? Especially on here when we're supposed to be trying to meet one another and get along...

http://markmanson.net/fuck-yes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
planning my next road trip.

Or I'm on a dating site looking for my soul mate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really want to be liked by you, anonymous stranger. And at the same time, hey fuck you for judging me! You don't even know me.

&

My last two passports had a total of three stamps in em I just got my third one and in a fit of optimism I ordered extra pages... Man, that's a big ole blank canvas of possibility right there!
You should message me if
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You're Jon Stewart, Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer.

You follow your own path in life and aren't too worked up about insignificant crap (which is pretty much everything actually)

It seems weird that I have to say it, but I genuinely like women. Not only will I treat you like an equal, I will expect you to hold the door for me once in a while too; because that's how nice people act towards one another ;)

And if any of this stuff seems like fun to you we should definitely meet:
http://bumfuzzle.com/adventures/
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=344776
http://www.salon.com/2013/11/12/the_craziest_okcupid_date_ever/