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xymotic

45 Yuma, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–47
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I like to dive in first and then figure out how to get r done later! I like to plan too, but spontaneity is the spice of life.

I live to be outdoors, do outdoorsy stuff, but at the same time I'm not a nut about it like a lot of people are. I'd love to ride a bike with you, but probably not gonna do a century up to Snoqualmie. Camping=YES!!! snow cave? um.... Digging in the dirt, playing in the dirt, rearranging dirt from one piece of dirt to another, looking at other people's dirt and taking pictures of really great dirt excites me. Dirty girls are pretty awesome too. ;>

I'm a liberal, agnostic/atheist and vehemently anti-organized religion, so I probably won't get along with people who want to convert me. Though I'd totally convert for a sweet, demure and innocent girl like Amy Schumer or Sarah Silverman. I'd convert and change teams for Jon Stewart.

I've repressed my gypsy soul too long; & I wanna be more of a hippy - gypsy not less! There's also probably a tattoo or two in my future so it'd be great if you were ok with that too. :)

I'm quick to admit when I'm wrong and I LOVE a woman who can call me on my sh*t when need be. I want to lead a simpler, more deliberate life; and I've worked pretty hard to get rid of 'things' and replace them with experiences.

Ultimately I'm looking for a relationship where we both feel like the lucky one. Crap, I should have deleted all that other crap and just said that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I sometimes daydream about building a cabin in the woods, or a tiny house in the city, maybe traveling the hills prospecting for gold, DIY Hydroponic sustenance farming... Or packing a tent on the dirtbike and heading to Argentina. I will do all of these things eventually. But for now I'm passionate about refitting an old shipwreck and daydreaming of the places she will take me (us?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Modesty, I'm really REALLY good at modesty, in fact it's one of my very best qualities. I might actually be the very best at not promoting myself, that's how good I am at modesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hopefully that I'm doing something differently and maybe a little creative, but it's probably not that :)

I'd like to think I'm equal parts Wolowitz, Hofstadter & Cooper.
I'd Like to think that; but being honest probably a little less Leonard and way more Koothrappali & Cooper in there than I'd like to admit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I was the guy driving 200 miles every other weekend to buy import joy Division and Cure CD's at Tower Records. (ahh remember Tower Records?) I like lots and lots of stuff, but currently EDM with a beat like the XX, metric, Robyn, royskopp, Lykke Li and Feist are probably current favorites.

I watch all of the same good tv shows as everybody else. (True Blood, Homeland, OITNB, Mindy Project, Wilfred, The Americans, Boardwalk Empire, The Awesomes, Drunk History, Ray Donovan, dominion, Masters of Sex, Banshee... But in particular I tend to like me a little dry sarcastic british stuff like Bad Education, Fresh Meat, Friday Night Dinner, Chickens, IT Crowd, Plebs and Moone Boy are topping my playlist but Halt and Catch fire and you're the worst are my very fave shows right now.

If you are that nerdy sometimes too honest girl with no tolerance for bullshit, looking for the nerdy bad boy... You should def call me :)

I'll try anything once. And not in the: I'll say that to look cool online but IRL I'm really super picky way... but in the "I ate Crickets the other day just because I'd never seen crickets on a menu before" sort of way. (crickets are icky BTW) But I fucking hate Cilantro. (And crickets)

And if you date me I will totally give you *most* of my avocado. Yep, that's a straight up bribe. [barry white] Baby, you know you want my guac![/Barry White]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This page is deliberately left blank.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why *people* are so mean to each other? Especially on here when we're supposed to be trying to meet one another and get along...

http://markmanson.net/fuck-yes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
planning my next road trip.

Or I'm on a dating site looking for my soul mate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really want to be liked by you, anonymous stranger. And at the same time, hey fuck you for judging me! You don't even know me.

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My last two passports had a total of three stamps in em I just got my third one and in a fit of optimism I ordered extra pages... Man, that's a big ole blank canvas of possibility right there!
You should message me if
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You're Jon Stewart, Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer.

You follow your own path in life and aren't too worked up about insignificant crap (which is pretty much everything actually)