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xymotic

44 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a kinda nerdy, sardonic guy working towards trying to rehab an old boat, and go explore the world, live (far) off-the-grid, leaving a small footprint and leading a healthy and adventurous life. In theory anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
I sometimes daydream about building a cabin in the woods, or a tiny house in the city, maybe traveling the hills prospecting for gold, DIY Hydroponic sustenance farming... Or packing a tent on the dirtbike and heading to Argentina. I will do all of these things eventually. But for now I'm passionate about refitting an old shipwreck and daydreaming of the places she will take me (us?) http://www.ontheboat.net/wordpress/?page_id=172
I’m really good at
Modesty, I'm really good at modesty, in fact it's one of my very best qualities. I might actually be the very best at not promoting myself, that's how good I am at modesty.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hopefully that I'm doing something differently and maybe a little creative, but it's probably not that :)

I'd like to think I'm equal parts Wolowitz Hofstadter & Cooper
I'd Like to think that but being honest probably a little less Leonard and way more Koothrappali in there than I'd like to admit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I was the guy driving 200 miles every other weekend to buy import joy Division and Cure CD's at Tower Records. (ahh remember Tower Records?) I like lots and lots of stuff, but currently electronic like the XX, metric, Robyn, royskopp, Lykke Li and Feist are probably current favorites.

I watch all of the same good tv shows as everybody else. (true blood homeland OITNB HIMYM (WTF!?) But in particular I tend to like me a little dry sarcastic british stuff like Bad Education Fresh Meat friday night dinner chickens and moone boy

**THE DAILY SHOW** intelligent and funny goes a long way with me.

I'd probably convert for a nice jewish or Mormon girl, someone sweet and innocent, like Amy Schumer or Chelsea Handler. I'd convert and change teams for Jon Stewart.

I'll try anything once. And not in the: I'll say that to look cool online but IRL I'm really super picky way... but in the "I ate Crickets the other day just because I'd never seen crickets on a menu before" sort of way. (crickets are icky BTW) But I fucking hate Cilantro.

And if you date me I will give you my avocado. Yes, that's a straight up bribe. You know you want my guac!
The six things I could never do without
This page is deliberately left blank.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why *people* are so mean to each other?
On a typical Friday night I am
planning my next road trip.

Or I'm on a dating site looking for my soul mate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really want to be liked by you, anonymous stranger. And at the same time, hey fuck you for judging me! You don't even know me.

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My last two passports had a total of three stamps in em I just got my third one and in a fit of optimism I ordered extra pages... Man, that's a big ole blank canvas of possibility right there!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–46
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're Jon Stewart, Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer.

You follow your own path in life and aren't too worked up about insignificant crap (which is pretty much everything) If you can let your guard down long enough to let a guy actually be nice to you.

I don't really consider myself a feminist, because I think the term itself is divisive and we should all be more "humanist" but I genuinely *like* women. Not only will I treat you like an equal, I will expect you to hold the door for me once in a while too; because that's how nice people act towards one another ;)

And if any of this stuff seems like fun to you we should definitely meet:
http://bumfuzzle.com/adventures/
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=344776
http://www.salon.com/2013/11/12/the_craziest_okcupid_date_ever/