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31 Albuquerque, NM Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 27
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I [cliche]. You could think of me as [simile], bursting with [hyperbolic claims about inflated sense of self worth]. I tend to [some flattering characterization] but never [pop culture allusion]. I love to [verb], [another alliterative verb to follow], and [another alliterative verb], but [double entendre]. My modus operandi is [sexually suggestive metaphor], and you can usually expect me to [climax at the end]. [denouement].

My Big Five scores (from a 336-point exam) are:
Openness - 98%
Conscientiousness - 60%
Extroversion - 88%
Agreeableness - 69%
Neuroticism - 46%

Google "big five personality traits" if you are not familiar with the Big Five.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it uniquely, just like you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Simultaneously offending and delighting your mother, eliciting jealousy from your friends, and petting kitties.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My luxurious hair and my recondite diction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A bundle of books:
Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
The Corrections - Jonathan Franzen
Crime and Punishment - Dostoevsky
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Brave New World - Huxley
Les Miserables - Hugo
Slaughterhouse Five - Vonnegut
Speaker for the Dead - Orson Scott Card
P.I.H.K.A.L. - Shuglin
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men - David Foster Wallace
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again - DFW
Slouching Towards Bethlehem - Joan Didion
God Is Not Great - Christopher Hitchens
The Lord of the Rings - Tolkein
The Marriage Plot - Jeffrey Eugenides

A morass of movies:
Blade Runner
The Godfather
Fight Club (love the book too)
Reservoir Dogs
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
12 Monkeys
Seven Samurai
The Usual Suspects
Inglorious Basterds
Pulp Fiction
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Life of Brian
The Big Lebowski
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Life Aquatic
Blue Velvet
Taxi Driver
π (that's supposed to be Pi)
Dead Poets Society

A small smattering of shows:
South Park
The Office
Arrested Development
Twin Peaks

A mass of music:
Led Zeppelin
Alice in Chains
Pink Floyd
Nine Inch Nails
Sigur Ros
Temple of the Dog
Yeah Yeah Yeah's
David Bowie
Smashing Pumpkins
The Books
El Ten Eleven
Fleetwood Mac
Telefon Tel Aviv
Kanye West (808's and Heartbreaks, please)
Massive Attack
Explosions In the Sky
Boards of Canada

That fantastic The XX/Notorious B.I.G mashup
(music is my favorite art form, so bonus points if you are a music person as well.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hydrogen, oxygen, neurotransmitters, amino acids, beer.

(i kant count gud.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there is no such thing as a typical friday night in my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a synesthesia. You are free to inquire about it and i will answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like it, or if you think you should, or if you feel like you think you should, or if you think you feel like you should, or if you want to but are not sure if you should.