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xysmas

29 M Albuquerque, NM

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I [cliche]. You could think of me as [simile], bursting with [hyperbolic claims about inflated sense of self worth]. I tend to [some flattering characterization] but never [pop culture allusion]. I love to [verb], [another alliterative verb to follow], and [another alliterative verb], but [double entendre]. My modus operandi is [sexually suggestive metaphor], and you can usually expect me to [climax at the end]. [denouement].

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My Big Five scores (from a 336-point exam) are:
Openness - 98%
Conscientiousness - 60%
Extroversion - 88%
Agreeableness - 69%
Neuroticism - 46%

Google "big five personality traits" if you are not familiar with the Big Five.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it uniquely, just like you.
I’m really good at
Simultaneously offending and delighting your mother, eliciting jealousy from your friends, and petting kitties.
The first things people usually notice about me
My luxurious hair and my recondite diction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A bundle of books:
Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
The Corrections - Jonathan Franzen
Crime and Punishment - Dostoevsky
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Brave New World - Huxley
Les Miserables - Hugo
Slaughterhouse Five - Vonnegut
Speaker for the Dead - Orson Scott Card
P.I.H.K.A.L. - Shuglin
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men - David Foster Wallace
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again - DFW
Slouching Towards Bethlehem - Joan Didion
God Is Not Great - Christopher Hitchens
The Lord of the Rings - Tolkein
The Marriage Plot - Jeffrey Eugenides

A morass of movies:
Blade Runner
Memento
The Godfather
Fight Club (love the book too)
Reservoir Dogs
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
12 Monkeys
Seven Samurai
The Usual Suspects
Inglorious Basterds
Pulp Fiction
Basketball
Orgazmo
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Life of Brian
The Big Lebowski
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Life Aquatic
Baraka
Brazil
Blue Velvet
Taxi Driver
π (that's supposed to be Pi)
Dead Poets Society
Blancanieves

A small smattering of shows:
South Park
The Office
Spaced
Arrested Development
Twin Peaks

A mass of music:
Radiohead
Led Zeppelin
Alice in Chains
Pink Floyd
Nine Inch Nails
Interpol
Tool
Sigur Ros
Temple of the Dog
Soundgarden
Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Dredg
David Bowie
Smashing Pumpkins
Bjork
The Books
El Ten Eleven
Fleetwood Mac
Tycho
Telefon Tel Aviv
Kanye West (808's and Heartbreaks, please)
Massive Attack
Bierut
Explosions In the Sky
Boards of Canada

That fantastic The XX/Notorious B.I.G mashup
(music is my favorite art form, so bonus points if you are a music person as well.)
The six things I could never do without
hydrogen, oxygen, neurotransmitters, amino acids, beer.

(i kant count gud.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
there is no such thing as a typical friday night in my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a synesthesia. You are free to inquire about it and i will answer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you feel like it, or if you think you should, or if you feel like you think you should, or if you think you feel like you should, or if you want to but are not sure if you should.