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y_so_srsasaurus

30 F Florence, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Thai (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a very weird boy.

And more often than not, I have an absolutely horrible song from the 80s or early 90s stuck in my head. Which means that more often than not, you're gonna be hearing my amazing renditions of said songs. Deal with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Nailing it.

I make a living by living. I have a lot of creative projects and hobbies in the works and I value spending time on things that are personally fulfilling, whether solo or with someone who shares my interests.

For money, I'm a consultant. I know people who know people... chances are I got a guy for that.
I’m really good at
Fucking and cooking. JUST LIKE WOMAN SHOULD BE, HIGHFIVE.

(And making people uncomfortable.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't believe in books, movies, shows, music, or food. OR FUN.
The six things I could never do without
...before or after the zombie apocalypse???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
MYSELF BECAUSE I AM AN INCORRIGIBLE NARCISSIST.

Other people's pets.

Even more ways to eat my feelings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Starin' at buttholes, gettin' a buzz on.

AND/OR

B'ing my L on some T's.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You should message me if you like long walks on the beach, soup, and snow peas.

And get sarcasm.