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y_so_srsasaurus

31 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Status
Married
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Thai (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a very weird boy.

And more often than not, I have an absolutely horrible song from the 80s or early 90s stuck in my head. Which means that more often than not, you're gonna be hearing my amazing renditions of said songs. Deal with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nailing it.

I make a living by living. I have a lot of creative projects and hobbies in the works and I value spending time on things that are personally fulfilling, whether solo or with someone who shares my interests.

For money, I'm a consultant. I know people who know people... chances are I got a guy for that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking and cooking. JUST LIKE WOMAN SHOULD BE, HIGHFIVE.

(And making people uncomfortable.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe you could tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't believe in books, movies, shows, music, or food. OR FUN.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...before or after the zombie apocalypse???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
MYSELF BECAUSE I AM AN INCORRIGIBLE NARCISSIST.

Other people's pets.

Even more ways to eat my feelings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Starin' at buttholes, gettin' a buzz on.

AND/OR

B'ing my L on some T's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pee in the shower.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you like long walks on the beach, soup, and snow peas.

And get sarcasm.

And want to take me and my husband out on the town for drinks and fun. (And no, we're not gonna fuck you.)