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y_so_srsasaurus

28 / F / Bisexual / Available

Florence, Massachusetts

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:51am
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
—
Religion
Other and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
—
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Thai (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a very weird boy.

And more often than not, I have an absolutely horrible song from the 80s or early 90s stuck in my head. Which means that more often than not, you're gonna be hearing my amazing renditions of said songs. Deal with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Nailing it.

I make a living by living. I have a lot of creative projects and hobbies in the works and I value spending time on things that are personally fulfilling, whether solo or with someone who shares my interests.

For money, I'm a consultant. I know people who know people... chances are I got a guy for that.
I’m really good at
Fucking and cooking. JUST LIKE WOMAN SHOULD BE, HIGHFIVE.

(And making people uncomfortable.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe you could tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't believe in books, movies, shows, music, or food. OR FUN.
The six things I could never do without
...before or after the zombie apocalypse???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
MYSELF BECAUSE I AM AN INCORRIGIBLE NARCISSIST.

Other people's pets.

Even more ways to eat my feelings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Starin' at buttholes, gettin' a buzz on.

AND/OR

B'ing my L on some T's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pee in the shower.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You should message me if you like long walks on the beach, soup, and snow peas.

And get sarcasm.