Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a raging lunatic with a major drug problem and an airliner full
of baggage. Oh wait, I’m filling out a dating profile on the
internet. I forgot to lie. Er, in that case I’m laid back and
obscenely interesting. “How interesting” you ask? Well, I’d tell
you but I don’t think it would be fair to overshadow all of the
other profiles on the site. Did I mention that I’m also very
humble? Also, just to explain the weird wrestling pictures... I'm
an independent professional wrestler. No, I'm not rich and famous
so feel free to give me your money instead. Thankssssss.
Ha, I have a feeling I’m going to regret starting off with that
last paragraph. I really am pretty laid back for the most part. I’m
always joking around and will do just about anything for a good
joke or laugh. I’d much rather hang out at a bar or at home with
friends than go to a club. I love reading about theoretical physics
or pretty much anything science related. I’m a nerd but it’s ok
cause I workout. That makes it cool, right?
I’m one of those moronic “go follow your dreams” type of people.
Good news is that I’ve already gone for both of my dreams and I’m
ready to actually pay attention to a human being of the opposite
sex now. Lucky you! (Although i'm really looking more for friends
than anything else right now. Not opposed to something developing
I play a bunch of instruments and apparently I am great at jumping
from subject to subject when filling out Okcupid profiles. I
probably shouldn’t be filling this out at work. Man, I bet this
would flow waaaaay better if I actually took some time to patiently
do it at home. Ok what else…
I think that being honest and doing the right thing is extremely
important, to the point it’s probably cost me some opportunities
and money but a clear conscious is priceless. Monogamy is extremely
important to me as is someone that follows through on what they say
they’re going to do. For example: this is going to be the last
sentence I write in this section.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm laughing at the last line I wrote in the previous
section. I'm also wondering how it got to the point that I found
myself filling out a profile on here. But other than that I'm
working a real job that I hate while fighting other dudes in
spandex whenever I can.
I know, I sound VERY appealing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at keeping my word/promises. It's actually
something I'm very proud of. I know that probably sounds like a
silly thing to be proud of to you but that's because you're a liar!
Ha, I'm starting to think i'm really good at turning women off by
writing crap like that lol. I'm a pretty decent guitar player,
singer, great at not getting sunburned, and not getting stressed
out or letting things bother me. Michael Hayes has a motto, "a bad
time is a waste of time" and he's right. So I've become extremely
good at taking a crappy situation and immediately looking towards
how to resolve it rather than let it upset me or have a pity party.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get a lot of questions about my half-sleeve tattoo. The 2nd thing
people notice is how annoyed I am at explaining my half-sleeve
tattoo to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love terrible horror movies like Thankskilling, Troll 2,
Creepshow, Tales From The Darkside, etc.
As far as books go I'm a science nerd so there's a lot nerdy crap
The God Delusion, Hyper Space, Physics Of The Impossible, A Brief
History Of Time, The Universe in a Nutshell, Chris Jericho Around
the world in Spandex, Catch 22, 1984, Ender's Game, Roll Of Thunder
Hear My Cry, and the greatest science fiction book of all time: The
I'm more into metal, post hard core, punk, and classical.
Seriously, I've played violin for nearly a million years and love
the shit out of baroque music. I would list bands but I just want
to read about yours so I can judge you like a proper music snob.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coaching my friend through a chess game against a giant, stuffed
tiger. Don't believe me? Just look at my pictures
Or I'm wrestling a show or out with friends at a local bar. I'm not
much for going to clubs but I make an appearance at The Castle down
in ybor every once in a while.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart, funny, honest, a sexual predator and hot. I'm
kidding, you don't have to be smart, funny, or honest.
Um, you should also message me if you realized I was kidding just
then. If you didn't, then don't.
Who are you looking for?
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