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yahel80

34 Tampa, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a raging lunatic with a major drug problem and an airliner full of baggage. Oh wait, I’m filling out a dating profile on the internet. I forgot to lie. Er, in that case I’m laid back and obscenely interesting. “How interesting” you ask? Well, I’d tell you but I don’t think it would be fair to overshadow all of the other profiles on the site. Did I mention that I’m also very humble? Also, just to explain the weird wrestling pictures... I'm an independent professional wrestler. No, I'm not rich and famous so feel free to give me your money instead. Thankssssss.

Ha, I have a feeling I’m going to regret starting off with that last paragraph. I really am pretty laid back for the most part. I’m always joking around and will do just about anything for a good joke or laugh. I’d much rather hang out at a bar or at home with friends than go to a club. I love reading about theoretical physics or pretty much anything science related. I’m a nerd but it’s ok cause I workout. That makes it cool, right?

I’m one of those moronic “go follow your dreams” type of people. Good news is that I’ve already gone for both of my dreams and I’m ready to actually pay attention to a human being of the opposite sex now. Lucky you! (Although i'm really looking more for friends than anything else right now. Not opposed to something developing though.)

I play a bunch of instruments and apparently I am great at jumping from subject to subject when filling out Okcupid profiles. I probably shouldn’t be filling this out at work. Man, I bet this would flow waaaaay better if I actually took some time to patiently do it at home. Ok what else…

I think that being honest and doing the right thing is extremely important, to the point it’s probably cost me some opportunities and money but a clear conscious is priceless. Monogamy is extremely important to me as is someone that follows through on what they say they’re going to do. For example: this is going to be the last sentence I write in this section.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm laughing at the last line I wrote in the previous section. I'm also wondering how it got to the point that I found myself filling out a profile on here. But other than that I'm working a real job that I hate while fighting other dudes in spandex whenever I can.

I know, I sound VERY appealing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at keeping my word/promises. It's actually something I'm very proud of. I know that probably sounds like a silly thing to be proud of to you but that's because you're a liar! Jerk!

Ha, I'm starting to think i'm really good at turning women off by writing crap like that lol. I'm a pretty decent guitar player, singer, great at not getting sunburned, and not getting stressed out or letting things bother me. Michael Hayes has a motto, "a bad time is a waste of time" and he's right. So I've become extremely good at taking a crappy situation and immediately looking towards how to resolve it rather than let it upset me or have a pity party.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get a lot of questions about my half-sleeve tattoo. The 2nd thing people notice is how annoyed I am at explaining my half-sleeve tattoo to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love terrible horror movies like Thankskilling, Troll 2, Creepshow, Tales From The Darkside, etc.

As far as books go I'm a science nerd so there's a lot nerdy crap in there:

The God Delusion, Hyper Space, Physics Of The Impossible, A Brief History Of Time, The Universe in a Nutshell, Chris Jericho Around the world in Spandex, Catch 22, 1984, Ender's Game, Roll Of Thunder Hear My Cry, and the greatest science fiction book of all time: The Bible

Music:
I'm more into metal, post hard core, punk, and classical. Seriously, I've played violin for nearly a million years and love the shit out of baroque music. I would list bands but I just want to read about yours so I can judge you like a proper music snob.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coaching my friend through a chess game against a giant, stuffed tiger. Don't believe me? Just look at my pictures

Or I'm wrestling a show or out with friends at a local bar. I'm not much for going to clubs but I make an appearance at The Castle down in ybor every once in a while.
You should message me if
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You're smart, funny, honest, a sexual predator and hot. I'm kidding, you don't have to be smart, funny, or honest.

Um, you should also message me if you realized I was kidding just then. If you didn't, then don't.