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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm going to make this easier for both of us by doing this in list form:

What I am/have/do:
- Somewhat quiet, but confident: I'm an introvert, but that doesn't mean I can't carry a conversation. I can and I love talking to people I enjoy being around.
- Humble: I know my strengths, I know my weaknesses. Always trying to emphasize the former and improve the latter.
- Raised well, with loving, caring parents and a twin brother that I am very close to, literally and figuratively.
- Aspiring world traveler: Quit my job a few years ago to backpack in Central and South America. I now have the travel bug.
- Loyal to those I love (friends and family): I prefer to have a small group of close friends, rather than a large group of acquaintances. It takes some time to break down my walls, but once you're in you are like family.
- Good at avoiding conflict: Sometimes conflict is necessary, but most times it's not.
- Excellent bullshit radar: I have to give my dad credit for this. I think it's genetics, but I am a very good judge of people in general.
- Intelligent: I read a lot and I am always trying to learn something new.
- Love animals: Cats or dogs. Don't have them because we have decided not to do so in my house (live with my brother and his girlfriend), but I do love them.

What I am not/don't have/don't do
- Don't do"selfies." That shouldn't be a word really.
- Shirtless "selfies" in the bathroom mirror (which apparently bros actually post based on comments I've seen).
- Speaking of that, I prefer to avoid bros at all costs
- I'm pretty much over Facebook
- I don't have any tattoos. No, not even one small one. I've never found something that I knew for sure I wanted to carry around for the REST OF MY LIFE. Not judging though. I don't mind tattoos on others.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Fixing my house: It needs some lovin'
- Swimming at Barton Springs
- Riding bikes around the city
- Tossing the frisbee in various parks
- Playing softball
- Playing volleyball
- Sitting outside at a bar or coffeeshop while sipping a drink and reading a book
- Eating food: I love food and I always looking for the best Austin has to offer. Great food in this town.
- Trying craft drinks at new bars or restaurants
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing arithmetic in my head, reading people, strategy (ie. scrabble, poker, pool/billiards), dropping random bits of interesting (I think) knowledge, laughing at my own jokes, self deprecation, trying new things...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Generally I like non-fiction (history, politics, and business), but do read fiction at times. I know that's kind of boring and people say I'm depriving myself of other good reading, but I like learning, so whatever. I am reading about 4 books right now, as I can't seem to focus on one.
Movies: Forrest Gump (all time favorite), Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, Major League, pretty much any Will Ferrell movie (Except for Anchorman 2, ugh), Dumb and Dumber, Spaceballs, any good documentaries (I recommend the Vice youtube channel).
Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Newsroom, Walking Dead (I dont think it's that great of a show but I cant stop watching for some reason), comedy specials (really high on Louis CK and Bill Burr right now), Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Daily Show, Bill Maher.
Food: So much good food in this town. Sushi (just went to Uchi which was really good, but for standard sushi, Musashino cant be beat), Italian (Vespaio or Winflo), Torchy's, Bouldin Creek, La Condesa, Justine's.
Music: Musical tastes vary significantly. I'm always listening to something different, but lately I've been into Grizzly Bear, Beach Fossils, Wilco, and Breakestra.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family (I know everyone says that)
2. My passport
3. My common sense
4. My health
5. Humor
6. Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Quitting my day job and buying a bar and/or coffee shop, and/or restaurant. I would staff it with friends and family, and life would be much simpler and more fulfilling....maybe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out for dinner and/or drinks with friends and/or going to a show. Although sometimes I like to stay in and relax and watch movies especially if it's been a long week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Yea, no thanks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a friend or for something more. I would like someone who is well-educated and can have an intelligent conversation. Hopefully someone that likes to laugh and doesn't take life too seriously. Willing to go out, see a show, have some good cocktails, but doesn't want to do that all the time.

Although I am all for intelligent debate in many situations and I try to respect other points of view, I should mention there are a few things that are deal breakers. If any of these apply to you we should just avoid wasting each other's time. Not trying to be a dick, but it just wouldn't work...
1. You think gay people shouldn't be able to marry (or otherwise want to deny rights to any group).
2. Faith is an important part of your life.
3. You think climate change is a hoax.
4. You like Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Ted Cruz, or Michelle Bachmann