Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Finishing my PhD at Yale... three jobs and run my own consulting
biz... looking to move out west/midwest so trying to use this thing
to meet people as I know absolutely nobody west of Kansas City... I
grew up in the country but have spent the past ten years in cities
for my edumecation (cities f'n suck if you have never experienced
the poignant misfortune of having lived in one... east coast
especially!) I won't rant about how much Connecticut/Yanks suck in
general, but I guess the upshot is that if you have any desire to
live on the East Coast I'M NOT INTERESTED hahahaha. Unless you're
incredibly rich and can actually afford a farm out here.
I want to live as rurally as my job will allow me... I'll probably
end up working at a university, museum, library, school, something
along those lines so might have to stay within driving distance to
a city... Definitely want to start a farm of some sort, probably
just a small homestead realistically unless I can find a deal on a
bigger profit-generating one...
so give me a heads up if you love where you live and are trying to
attract some new dudes to the area... well one dude at least... I
think I'm a pretty good catch... if your daddy owns a farm and
wants to show me the ropes that's even better hahaha
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
PhD at Yale, scoping the job/girl situation in more civilized
portions of this great nation (i.e, anything between Idaho and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working with old people and children, writing, solving problems,
shooting guns, mountaineering, working out
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Broad shoulders, deep voice, unbridled profanity mixed with big,
esoteric words... seriously, it's like an SAT vocab book cranked
out on meth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Rebours, Otto e Mezzo, hoity-toity classical music, junk food and
haute cuisine, I don't have a TV
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen and paper, dogs, boobs, baseball caps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
chicks, farms, old-timey battle scenarios, cars, life in general
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Boozing with friends, cleaning my apartment, sleeping
You should message me if
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you love where you live and are trying to attract some new dudes to
the area... well one dude at least... Or live somewhere else and
want a home where the buffalo roam
Who are you looking for?
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