Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in China. Traveled the world and the seven seas. I ended up in
Europe, then Canada, then the US. Now my home and native land is
Roosevelt Island (it's that island between Manhattan and
Since moving here, I've worked pretty hard to develop the
delightful personality of a New Yorker.
Once in a while I have the tendency to eat and train like an
I have a 52-inch TV named Betsy. She is glorious.
I once ran into Dennis Rodman in an elevator at work. I threw my
Snickers bar in the air and jumped up to see if I could out-rebound
him. He was not amused...
What I’m doing with my life
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I run during the summer and snowboard during the winter. Sometimes
I run marathons and ultramarathons. This may or may not be due to
the fact that I have excess energy from staring at a computer 9-5,
Monday through Friday
My day job involves being overpaid to play with numbers at an
insurance company. I also pretend that I really like corporate
Still perfecting those tantalizing exchanges regarding the weather
and other people's kids, a la:
"Why yes, it IS raining today. Who would have ever thought? And
yes, I do remember it NOT raining yesterday. HOW UNPREDICTABLE LIFE
"WOW, little Timmy scored ANOTHER goal for his pee-wee soccer team?
Yes, I would love to hear more about this"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mixing really bad drinks
Doing math (this is because I'm asian)
The game Text Twist
Scheming. I am ridiculously good at this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies where people run at each other with swords epically. Rocky
Balboa. Disturbing movies. Happy dancing Bollywood movies.
PS: Rocky you suck at boxing. Stop blocking punches with your
I once tried switching to organic foods. Unfortunately free-range,
grass-fed, organic, hormone-free chickens are really expensive, so
that was the end of that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making up fake statistics
Places I want to go.
What doormen do during their 8-hour overnight shifts
Ninja vs. pirate in a fight to the death
How Hurley from Lost can go from eating 2 buckets of fried chicken
every day to a diet consisting of coconuts and bananas without
losing any weight. It don't add up.
Whether running 135 miles through Death Valley in 130-degree
weather and on pavement that melts your shoes would be incredibly
inspiring or incredibly stupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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true story: I once memorized and sang the lyrics to Duck Tales to
avoid having to be the one to clean the bathroom. Life is like a
You should message me if
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You're filthy rich.
You think you're a big deal.
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