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yanc285

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
3′ 5″ (1.04m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Hinduism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Born in China. Traveled the world and the seven seas. I ended up in Europe, then Canada, then the US. Now my home and native land is Roosevelt Island (it's that little island between Manhattan and Queens).

Since moving here, I've worked pretty hard to develop the delightful personality of a New Yorker.

Once in a while I have the tendency to eat and train like an endurance athlete.

I have a 52-inch TV named Betsy. She is glorious.

I once ran into Dennis Rodman in an elevator at work. I threw my Snickers bar in the air and jumped up to see if I could out-rebound him. He was not amused...
What I’m doing with my life
I run during the summer and snowboard during the winter. Sometimes I run marathons and ultramarathons. This may or may not be due to the fact that I have excess energy from staring at a computer 9-5, Monday through Friday

My day job involves being overpaid to play with numbers at an insurance company. I also pretend that I really like corporate America.

Still perfecting those tantalizing exchanges regarding the weather and other people's kids, a la:

"Why yes, it IS raining today. Who would have ever thought? And yes, I do remember it NOT raining yesterday. HOW UNPREDICTABLE LIFE IS" or

"WOW, little Timmy scored ANOTHER goal for his pee-wee soccer team? Yes, I would love to hear more about this"
I’m really good at
Mixing really bad drinks

Doing math (this is because I'm asian)

Procrastinating

The game Text Twist

Scheming. I am ridiculously good at this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies where people run at each other with swords epically. Rocky Balboa. Disturbing movies. Happy dancing Bollywood movies.

PS: Rocky you suck at boxing. Stop blocking punches with your face.

I once tried switching to organic foods. Unfortunately free-range, grass-fed, organic, hormone-free chickens are really expensive, so that was the end of that.
The six things I could never do without
running shoes
running shorts
band-aids
floss
steak
crack cocaine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making up fake statistics

Places I want to go.

What doormen do during their 8-hour overnight shifts

Ninja vs. pirate in a fight to the death

Tattoos

How Hurley from Lost can go from eating 2 buckets of fried chicken every day to a diet consisting of coconuts and bananas without losing any weight. It don't add up.

Whether running 135 miles through Death Valley in 130-degree weather and on pavement that melts your shoes would be incredibly inspiring or incredibly stupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
true story: I once memorized and sang the lyrics to Duck Tales to avoid having to be the one to clean the bathroom. Life is like a hurricane...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not a delicate flower.

You're filthy rich.

You think you're a big deal.

You're charming.