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yank05

29 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like good conversation, good music, passion in art, intelligence, lust for life, museums, movies..

I hate most things our generation is into: smartphones, brunch obsession, memes, EDM, selfies, buzzfeed lists, this website, mustaches as "humor"...they're all terrible, and our parents should be ashamed bringing up a generation of such assholes...regardless..

my ideal woman would be like joan baez/st. vincent..
What I’m doing with my life
back to the bar..
comedy writer/founder of a sketch group
I’m really good at
being sarcastic, yet sweet...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
enjoy biographies, outliers, to kill a mockingbird, sex, drugs, and cocopuffs, black hats, red sky, great gatsby, etc..

The Dark Knight, Wet Hot American Summer, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, Drive, Caddyshack, There Will Be Blood, Tombstone, Life Aquatic, Newsies, Batman Begins, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, Garden State, The Jerk, Donnie Darko, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Muppets Take Manhattan, Heavyweights, Kingpin, Jurassic Park.....

Community, Larry Sanders Show, Boardwalk Empire, Parks and Rec, Office, 30 rock, Louie, south park, etc..

kings of leon, bob dylan (my man!), motown, kanye, ryan adams, black keys, biggie, the killers, band of horses, arctic monkeys, fleet foxes, destroyer, a lot of folk rock, 90's, everything your dad listens too, tons more..

love to cook, do it (mostly) everyday..
The six things I could never do without
ipod/music
laughter/comedy
pan/pot/crock pot
sex
arnold palmers
backslashes/ellipses...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how the future will play out, my goals, and imagining the lives of ppl on the subway in my head..
On a typical Friday night I am
work, or hanging with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
INFJ
don't own a smartphone, by choice
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- can make me laugh/share similar senses of humor
- fun/easy when it comes to plans
- you ever read a time out NY and saw something you wanted to do, but had no one to go with that you'd think enjoy it..
- you're interested in a 3-way w/ me and a jar of nutella (serious inquiries only)