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yank05

29 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like good conversation, good music, passion in art, intelligence, lust for life, museums, movies..

I hate most things our generation is into: smartphones, brunch obsession, memes, EDM, selfies, buzzfeed lists, this website, mustaches as "humor"...they're all terrible, and our parents should be ashamed bringing up a generation of such assholes...regardless..

my ideal woman would be like joan baez/st. vincent..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
back to the bar..
comedy writer/founder of a sketch group
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being sarcastic, yet sweet...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm looking for the exits..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
enjoy biographies, outliers, to kill a mockingbird, sex, drugs, and cocopuffs, black hats, red sky, great gatsby, etc..

The Dark Knight, Wet Hot American Summer, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, Drive, Caddyshack, There Will Be Blood, Tombstone, Life Aquatic, Newsies, Batman Begins, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, Garden State, The Jerk, Donnie Darko, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Muppets Take Manhattan, Heavyweights, Kingpin, Jurassic Park.....

Community, Larry Sanders Show, Boardwalk Empire, Parks and Rec, Office, 30 rock, Louie, south park, etc..

kings of leon, bob dylan (my man!), motown, kanye, ryan adams, black keys, biggie, the killers, band of horses, arctic monkeys, fleet foxes, destroyer, a lot of folk rock, 90's, everything your dad listens too, tons more..

love to cook, do it (mostly) everyday..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ipod/music
laughter/comedy
pan/pot/crock pot
sex
arnold palmers
backslashes/ellipses...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how the future will play out, my goals, and imagining the lives of ppl on the subway in my head..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
work, or hanging with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
INFJ
don't own a smartphone, by choice
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- can make me laugh/share similar senses of humor
- fun/easy when it comes to plans
- you ever read a time out NY and saw something you wanted to do, but had no one to go with that you'd think enjoy it..
- you're interested in a 3-way w/ me and a jar of nutella (serious inquiries only)