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31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:13pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
It is really difficult to describe oneself in a few words without sounding either boring or insane. So if I seem to veer between the two at random, well I am trying to average it out. I, like most people, really am somewhere in the middle. I don't go out every single day to an art show followed by local music followed by experimental theater, a few bar stops, and wrapped up with a kicking after party/illegal rave. I do however get out of the house and I do have adventures, just generally not with everything all at once.

All this is to say, that I am probably pretty much like you, imperfect, and a bit terrified by this whole online dating thing that fundamentally involves spilling my soul to people who will, by and large, find me too geeky or not geeky enough, or otherwise failing some shibboleth or another. (I admit to really liking the word shibboleth, if not the rather bloody source). Yet here we are, and things will probably be ok regardless.
What I’m doing with my life
For day work, I set data to work and shuffle and slide, and sometimes it becomes webpages, and other times it causes places in China to ship containers full of stuff around. I try not to let the power go to my head. For fun, I make other things with whimsy, thread, and gentle lies.

I'm trying my hand at machine sewing, but it is hard as there are no acceptable patterns for men (unless one wants to sew an 80s suit jacket), and so few people can sew anymore. Still one can save a bundle on cat toys, even if one lacks any skill.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at knowing things, long hours trapped in a wiki hole have left me with a very fragmented, but surprisingly broad body of knowledge. I also am pretty much a magpie of knowledge in general. Which means I tend to actually really like conversations about other people's work. Just expect little bits of what you told me about your job, hobbies, and interests to be mentioned years later in some dusty place on the other side of the world. Which honestly should make you feel kinda awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally my height I suppose?

This question is definitionally (yes that is a real word) superficial.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.... Gilead , Housekeeping (not actually what you think), Rabbit Run, Revolutionary Road, The Uglies Trilogy (+1 now I guess), Jane Eyre (actually all the Bronte sisters), Snow, A Song Of Ice And Fire, books by Sedaris, anything by Camus plus many many more. WIth non fiction, I tend to read anything by Pollan though not with perfect agreement, Cog sci stuff like Godel Escher Bach, and Dennet, and I have an odd fascination with consumer history (i.e. the history/sociology of the consuming masses, (which is for heteronormative reasons sometimes categorized as Women's History, I'd list the titles but they are lengthy and foreign to most))/

Movies... Rabbit proof fence, Citizen Kane, Wizard of Oz, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Scotland, PA , Kamikaze Girls, My Dinner with Andre plus more (even some that aren't so artily pretentious)

Television, Mad Men, Archer, Party Down, ,Always Sunny in Philadelphia,Sherlock, Breaking bad, Doctor Who, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black and other overproduced things

Music, Ummm right now... Danny Brown, Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer, Girls Aloud, Kitty PrideVampire Weekend, Nick Cave, of Montreal, Regina Spektor, Robyn, Uffie,Lorde, Skylar Grey, Lady Gaga , Lenka, Lene Lovich Aloe Blacc plus quite possibly whatever you like, assuming you like interesting things.

Food... Turkish Tea, Moroccan Mint Tea, the more delicate of the desserts, the less delicate of the desserts. Also all the [Quiche], like I live on the stuff. Oh and I am technically a vegetarian, but of the most uncaring type (ovolacto), and don't get into hard core food power issues. Also I bake like a fiend.

As for websites (sorry the lack of new media options offends me) reddit I was once a goon but am no longer.
The six things I could never do without
Shiny things
More shiny things
A staggering amount of things to read
People to marvel at
Tangerines (So cheap and juicy)
My Cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I generally spend far too much time on the manner in which people think, which is perhaps a good thing as it prevents spending too much time on how people are thinking about me in particular.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exploring matters of deep philosophy and cant (sometimes even of the cant of Kant). Most people just see me out, and asking random people odd questions. Which is exactly what the contemporary townsfolk thought of the classical Greek philosophers; I just am not as good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll occasionally go out in bunny ears or other silly costumes on non halloween days, because... boredom.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Heck, let me put it this way if you don't message me you'll die... eventually.

Though you really shouldn't message me if you are a vampire. It would just be awkward.