Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think back to the halcyon dates of my youth, when indeterminate
Hessians had something to do with the Revolutionary War, where
conjugate priors were monks who had broken their vows, and the
expression (X'X)^-1(X'Y) was Greek.
Those were simpler times
As a basic summary: I am geeky, adventurous, and reliable, with a
deep and abiding love for spectacle in its own right.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a silly little company called Akamai Technologies where I
am a happy, carefree member of the InfoSec team. I spend a lot of
time helping figure out how to protect the Internet against various
types of attacks.
I'm starting to "nest" in Natick center and currently conducting an
elaborate experiment to determine whether a dog person can be a
good cat owner.
I tend to fill my spare time with cooking, reading, and the
occasional bridge match. I keep meaning to take a real vacation
(I’m think of going to Myanmar before people like me ruin it for
the rest of us)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Academia, travel, food, and spectacle...
I'm a faculty brat. Grew up on a college campus. Classrooms have
always felt like home and I always love learning new stuff.
I'm great traveling companion (Always have a positive attitude, no
matter how bad the food poisoning). With this said and done, travel
should not involve beaches, umbrella drinks, cruise ships, and the
I'm a major foodie. (Good cook, regular at Aka Bistro, Top Chef
addict, currently practicing for an amateur Iron Chef battle with
one of my co-workers)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm firmly convinced that "Better Off Dead" is the greatest
achievement of modern cinema. With this said and done, here's the
obligatory data dump.
Books: Last Call, The Last Coin, Use of Weapons, Silverlock
Movies: Better Off Dead, Repo Man, Sin City, Kill Bill, Brick
TV Shows: The Venture Bros, Archer, Veronica Mars, Better Off Ted,
Community, Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
Music: Sleater-Kinney, Garbage, Aimee Mann, Neil Young, The Clash,
The English Beat, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dropkick Murphys,
Food: mi cuit salmon, Oaxacan Mole, fermented pickles, venison
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My next vacation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, / Of cabbages and kings, / And
why the sea is boiling hot, / And whether pigs have wings
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or raiding
You should message me if
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You have practical experienced in making yogurt from raw milk
(cause I just spent a couple days wasting a lot of good
Alternatively, if you know where my pseudonym comes from...
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