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yawning_angel

48 M Natick, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I think back to the halcyon dates of my youth, when indeterminate Hessians had something to do with the Revolutionary War, where conjugate priors were monks who had broken their vows, and the expression (X'X)^-1(X'Y) was Greek.

Those were simpler times

As a basic summary: I am geeky, adventurous, and reliable, with a deep and abiding love for spectacle in its own right.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a silly little company called Akamai Technologies where I am a happy, carefree member of the InfoSec team. I spend a lot of time helping figure out how to protect the Internet against various types of attacks.

I'm starting to "nest" in Natick center and currently conducting an elaborate experiment to determine whether a dog person can be a good cat owner.

I tend to fill my spare time with cooking, reading, and the occasional bridge match. I keep meaning to take a real vacation (I’m think of going to Myanmar before people like me ruin it for the rest of us)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Academia, travel, food, and spectacle...

I'm a faculty brat. Grew up on a college campus. Classrooms have always felt like home and I always love learning new stuff.

I'm great traveling companion (Always have a positive attitude, no matter how bad the food poisoning). With this said and done, travel should not involve beaches, umbrella drinks, cruise ships, and the like.

I'm a major foodie. (Good cook, regular at Aka Bistro, Top Chef addict, currently practicing for an amateur Iron Chef battle with one of my co-workers)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm firmly convinced that "Better Off Dead" is the greatest achievement of modern cinema. With this said and done, here's the obligatory data dump.

Books: Last Call, The Last Coin, Use of Weapons, Silverlock
Movies: Better Off Dead, Repo Man, Sin City, Kill Bill, Brick
TV Shows: The Venture Bros, Archer, Veronica Mars, Better Off Ted, Community, Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
Music: Sleater-Kinney, Garbage, Aimee Mann, Neil Young, The Clash, The English Beat, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dropkick Murphys, Concrete Blonde,
Food: mi cuit salmon, Oaxacan Mole, fermented pickles, venison
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
My next vacation
Broadband
Dogfish Head
Cast iron
Vacherin mont-d'or
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, / Of cabbages and kings, / And why the sea is boiling hot, / And whether pigs have wings
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or raiding
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have practical experienced in making yogurt from raw milk (cause I just spent a couple days wasting a lot of good product).

Alternatively, if you know where my pseudonym comes from...