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yawningisfun

27 / M / Straight / Available

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Today – 5:26pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I started this account at age 20, got half way through it and stopped. I rediscovered it five years later and have no idea where I got my username. I think this says a lot about me. And the universe, brah.
What I’m doing with my life
currently working at a law firm which makes me think about marxian alienation all the time.

sooner or later i'll open a bar. and ride another bike tour (i did ABQ to NOLA last year). and i ran the phoenix marathon this past march. it was great and i would like to do more. i have a five year plan to get into the badwater ultramarathon. look it up. also, come running with me. i'm also staying up too late to watch nice french films.

i hang out with my dog, bill murray, quite a bit. i'm lucky that he likes to go on bike rides with me. because boy would i be fucked otherwise. can you say fuck on okcupid?
I’m really good at
bad karaoke.
explaining the legislative process.
or really any political process.
winning dance offs.
bicycling.
running.
board games.
sending postcards.
moving.
giving advice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
e.e. cummings, sharon olds, tony judt, michael harrington. randy shilts.

wings of desire. punch drunk love. run lola run. singing in the rain. west side story. after the wedding. goodbye first love. dogville.

duke ellington. spoon. miles davis. hot chip. mos def. kanye west. cat power. robyn. talking heads. bjork.
The six things I could never do without
bicycle.
a maps app.
my dog.
something non-fiction or a poetry anthology.
handkerchief.
water bottle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what is the best post-beatles album?
thai or mexican?
is climate change unstoppable at this point?
On a typical Friday night I am
whatever katy perry did, i'm doing that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i've owned an iron for years...and yet i have no idea how to operate it.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
you actually use your bike to get places. all the time.

or you want to go for a run.

or you want to go to the top of the sears tower.

or you have something you'd recommend i see in chicago.