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yaymichelle

30 F Lewisville, TX

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you wanted someone who'd lie to you just to make you feel good .. you picked the wrong girl.

I am not for mass consumption! That being said, I don't intend on changing anytime soon, so if aaanything up in here seems like something you'd not be into .. sorry and thanks for playing. I am laid-back, fun-loving, and honestly just living from moment to moment. I am a true neophiliac and while I adore everything in my life I also live for waiting for the day everything changes.

ALSO: I am not gonna lie! If you can't spell, I am judging you.

Pay attention: I have a boyfriend. However, he does not take up all my time, so I have time for another, or for other extracurricular friendship type activities. Also, for casual sex. Basically what I'm looking for is someone cool to hang out with, with benefits, and if it turns into more, fantastic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working as a payroll administrator - it's as glamorous as it sounds, yes! - in Southlake. About a year and a half ago I finished getting a general studies degree in Linguistics, History, and Political Science from UNT. (I studied mostly Russian language and history, and my concentration within the Political Science is International Relation.) I am interested in global politics; American politics just depress and (more accurately) piss me off.

About half a year ago I realized Payroll is not it and became obsessed with the idea of becoming a nurse. So I'm currently enrolled in pre-nursing classes and am at the same time totally enthralled and totally over my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staying happy. It sounds simple .. but some people just suck balls at it. And I think it's a really important thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes probably. Or my hair. Or my mouth, and by that I mean that I never fucking shut it, and there's usually a filthy word coming out of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: absolutely anything by Stephen King, Russian literature including but not limited to Dostoevsky, Bulgakov, and Chekov, historical/biographies (right now I'm reading about Stalin YAY).
MOVIES: Too many to list. I have a massive DVD collection. In general I like action, comedy, and drama. NO ROMCOM kthnxbye.
SHOWS: Lost, 24, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Bones, Law and Order, Sex and the City. Lots more than I'm too lazy to remember.
MUSIC: You should see my iPod. The selection is insane.
FOOD: I'm not picky. I reeeeally like Mexican food. And anything with cheese and bacon on it. And I'm addicted to french fries and probably always will be.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends!!
Netflix.
Music.
Bacon.
Attention.
Books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hate this freaking question. Typically, I never do the same exact thing from one Friday to the next. If you end up doing the same shit every Friday night, I personally think you need to reassess. Or maybe that's just me.

As for what I do for fun .. I'm a pretty typical fun-haver. Movies, dinner, bars/clubs, cooking reading, swimming, being with friends in general. We always find something fun to do.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're polyamorous.
- If you like talking, texting, or e-mailing with new people. Cuz I love all that.
- If you're not a Republican (which yes, I realize is a lot to ask for in Texas).
- If you get bored easily like I do.
- If you feel like you have anything to say that could truly capture my attention. I look forward to this.
BUT MOSTLY:
- If you're interested in an open relationship.

DON'T message me:
- If you're more than 2-3 years younger than me, or more than 10 years older. Sorry, but I'm looking for someone age appropriate. if I don't reply to you, it's probably because you're 22 and apparently unable to read.
- If you're homophobic or generally uptight about things (see: Republican). You also need not apply if you are uncool, enjoy drama, or get jealous or possessive. Ever. In any context.
- If you don't know how to spell (I covered this in my original essay I think)

That's all. :)