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StopAccusingMe

39 Buena Park, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10% of our hearts." - Kim Jong Un

I'm sure (or at least hope) those who know me best would agree that I'm a somewhat intelligent, funny, and thoughtful person. I find kindness, consideration, and sincerity to be very attractive qualities in other people and try my hardest to use such qualities in the way i treat others. I value the friendships in my life and tend to be protective of the people I care about.

That being said, I tend to show people my affections through friendly teasing and love it when I can toss good banter back and forth with someone who can really bring it out of me. Basically, I'm a smart ass albeit one that people enjoy being around.

I consider myself an introvert, and while I'm perfectly fine with being sociable, I find I prefer to experience those situations in moderation. Seriously, like I really want to go to some lame dinner party and listen to some goofy couple drone on about the amazing trip they took to Nicaragua when they never even thought to invite me along with them. I mean, so what if it was my parent's second honeymoon. Hey, I like good times on the reg just as much as the next person. You should feel bad too since the whole ordeal was pretty much all of your fault. Yeah.. Thanks, jerk.

Update: Going to Nicaragua with a friend for a few weeks in September. No thanks to you, of course. Jerk.

Also, OKC wouldn't let me choose the username I initially wanted (too many letters), so this is the second part of it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to socal from Oakland a few years back after my Grandmother became symptomatic for dementia. While I miss my friends, and living in the East Bay in general, it was one of the best decisions I have ever made. Taking care of her these past few years has helped me become a better person, and has softened many of the hard corners in my life.

When I'm not being a caregiver, I work a state job as a Research Assistant for the Dept. of Fish and Wildlife. I love working outdoors, so it's a good fit for me. Plus, I sometimes get to ride in a helicopter, which is just as awesome as it sounds.

I spend most of my spare time carving out a creative niche in the world through making art, playing music, writing, and making dumb little film shorts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being comfortable in my own skin, seeing the bigger picture, listening, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The numerous swastika tattoos covering my body. Not really, they're only birthmarks. Be nice to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As far as theoretical writing goes, I enjoy working through the thought of Hannah Arendt, Giorgio Agamben, and Jacques Derrida. On the more fictitious side of things I dig the writing of Cormac McCarthy, Salman Rushdie, and Philip K. Dick. When I'm looking for something interesting, but not all-consuming I enjoy reading the essays of Walter Benjamin, Joan Didion, and Flannery O'Connor as well as the poetry of Langston Hughes, Alfred Tennyson, and Mahmoud Darwish. Also, everything that I've ever needed to know that is of any real importance in life I learned from reading a few Charles Bukowski poems.

My usual music suspects include The Jesus and Mary Chain, Times New Viking, Yo La Tengo, the Magnetic Fields, Daniel Johnston, PJ Harvey, Tom Waits, Black Flag, Sonic Youth, Guided By Voices, Blonde Redhead, Jonathan Richman/ Modern Lovers, The Velvet Underground, Michael Gira/ Swans, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Toots and the Maytals. Rolling Stones, Nina Simone, Desmond Dekker, Shannon & the Clams, Jimi Hendrix, Neko Case, Grass Widow, My Bloody Valentine, Explosions in the Sky, Talulah Gosh, Holly Golightly, and pretty much everything that Phil Spector put out during his whole 'Wall of Sound' thing.

Also, bonus points to anyone who can teach me how to dance to this.

Favorite films include This is England, Breaking the Waves, Sweet and Lowdown, Sideways, Wendy and Lucy, Moon, There Will Be Blood, Last Tango in Paris, Million Dollar Baby, Contempt, No Country For Old Men, the Elephant Man, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Terminator, Repo Man, and shitty 80s flicks.

I come from a traditional Italian family which means while other kids were learning how to read, I was locked in a basement learning how to prepare traditional recipes that have been handed down for generations. Puoi parlare lentamente? Non so dove vivo io!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination, laughter, creativity, cocaine, and chemistry.

Fine, only a little bit of cocaine. Jeez.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to avoid living a bullshit life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was caught stealing books from my elementary school's book fair, which subsequently blew my chances of winning the Outstanding Student of the Year Award. I still won the Sexiest Student of the Year Award, which was a little weird, but still pretty cool.
You should message me if
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You're into pizza and conversation, you are passionate about the things that interest you whatever they may be. you're someone who is willing to risk everything in order to make your dreams come true even if the world labels them as unrealistic. The world needs more people like you, and so do I.

I'm looking for nothing more than a partner to make, and share meaningful experiences with. Not someone who can be my therapist, or help me get my shit together. Like everyone, I have my own little quirks, my biggest one being my capacity for over thinking things, which isn't always a bad thing. Otherwise, I have a pretty good head on my shoulders, and have a solid grasp on who I am as a person.

You're welcome.