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StopAccusingMe

39 Buena Park, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10% of our hearts." - Kim Jong Un

I'm sure (or at least hope) those who know me best would agree that I'm a somewhat intelligent, funny, and thoughtful person. I find kindness, consideration, and sincerity to be very attractive qualities in other people and try my hardest to use such qualities in the way i treat others. I value the friendships in my life and tend to be protective of the people I care about.

That being said, I tend to show people my affections through friendly teasing and love it when I can toss good banter back and forth with someone who can really bring it out of me. Basically, I'm a smart ass albeit a very nice one.

Also, OKC were being dicks and wouldn't let me choose the username I initially wanted (too many letters), so this is the second half of it.

I consider myself an introvert, and while I'm perfectly fine with being sociable, I find I prefer to experience those situations in moderation. Seriously, like I really want to go to some lame dinner party and listen to some goofy couple drone on about the amazing trip they took to Nicaragua when they never even thought to invite me along with them. I mean, so what if it was my parent's second honeymoon. Hey, I like good times on the reg just as much as the next person. You should feel bad too since the whole ordeal was pretty much all of your fault. Yeah.. Thanks, jerk.

Update: Going to Nicaragua with a friend for a few weeks in September. No thanks to you, of course. Jerk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've pretty much worked in public service my entire life. I spend my days working outdoors in interesting places I probably would never visit otherwise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People tell me that I have accumulated a bit of wisdom over the years. I don't know if that's true or not (it is), but I seem to be good at giving life advice to others.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The numerous swastika tattoos covering my body. Not really, they're only birthmarks. Don't be mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As far as theoretical writing goes, I enjoy working through the thought of Hannah Arendt, Giorgio Agamben, and Jacques Derrida. On the more fictitious side of things I dig the writing of Cormac McCarthy, Salman Rushdie, and Philip K. Dick. When I'm looking for something interesting, but not all-consuming I enjoy reading the essays of Walter Benjamin, Joan Didion, and Flannery O'Connor as well as the poetry of Langston Hughes, Alfred Tennyson, and Mahmoud Darwish. Also, everything that I've ever needed to know that is of any real importance in life I learned from reading a few Charles Bukowski poems.

My usual music suspects include The Jesus and Mary Chain, Times New Viking, Yo La Tengo, the Magnetic Fields, Daniel Johnston, PJ Harvey, Tom Waits, Black Flag, Sonic Youth, Guided By Voices, Blonde Redhead, Jonathan Richman/ Modern Lovers, The Velvet Underground, Michael Gira/ Swans, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Toots and the Maytals. Rolling Stones, Nina Simone, Desmond Dekker, Shannon & the Clams, Jimi Hendrix, Neko Case, Grass Widow, My Bloody Valentine, Explosions in the Sky, Talulah Gosh, Holly Golightly, and pretty much everything that Phil Spector put out during his whole 'Wall of Sound' thing.

Also, bonus points to anyone who can teach me how to dance to this.

Favorite films include Crimes and Misdemeanors, This is England, Sideways, Wendy and Lucy, Moon, There Will Be Blood, Last Tango in Paris, Million Dollar Baby, Contempt, No Country For Old Men, the Elephant Man, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Terminator, Repo Man, and shitty 80s flicks.

I come from a traditional Italian family which means while other kids were learning how to read, I was learning how to prepare recipes that have been handed down for generations. Puoi parlare lentamente? Non so dove vivo io!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination, laughter, creativity, cocaine, and chemistry.

Fine, no cocaine. Gawd...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not live a bullshit life, Rachel Maddow's top five favorite punk records.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a pretty good guy. I don't really say things like that about myself that often (I say them all the time) because it feels sort of strange that I would need to, but I imagine that here would be the place to do so if I ever were to. Which I just did. In the first sentence of this paragraph.
You should message me if
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You're someone who prefers good things to happen over interesting things, you feel nuclear war can be exciting (in a certain light, of course), and you are inclined to investigate things that interest you outside of work and school.

Also, being laid back and drama free are pretty much deal breakers for me. Wherefore, amirite??

Something in this profile made you laugh.

Attempting to accurately describe myself in an online profile is sort of a ridiculous feat. That's basically why 99% of this is me just screwing around.

You're welcome.