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40 Buena Park, CA Man


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  • Ages 32–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10% of our hearts. - Kim Jong Un

I'm sure (or at least hope) those who know me best would agree that I'm a somewhat intelligent, funny, and thoughtful person. I find kindness, consideration, and sincerity to be very attractive qualities in other people and try my hardest to use such qualities in the way i treat others. I value the friendships in my life and tend to be protective of the people I care about.

That being said, I tend to show people my affections through friendly teasing and love it when I can toss good banter back and forth with someone who can really bring it out of me. Basically, I'm a smart ass albeit one that people enjoy being around.

I consider myself an introvert, and while I'm perfectly fine with being sociable, I find I prefer to experience those situations in moderation. Seriously, like I really want to go to some lame dinner party and listen to some goofy couple drone on about the amazing trip they took to Nicaragua when they never even thought to invite me along with them. I mean, so what if it was my parent's second honeymoon. Hey, I like good times on the reg just as much as the next person. You should feel bad too since the whole ordeal was pretty much all of your fault. Yeah.. Thanks, jerk.

Update: Going to Nicaragua with a friend for a few weeks in September. No thanks to you, of course. Jerk.

Also, OKC wouldn't let me choose the username I initially wanted (too many letters), so this is the second part of it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- Winnie the Pooh

I moved here from Oakland a few years back after my Grandmother became symptomatic for dementia. While I miss my friends in the East Bay, moving here was the best life decision I have ever made. Taking care of her has helped me become a better person, and has softened a lot of hard corners in my life.

When I'm not being a caregiver, I work a state job as a Research Assistant for the Dept. of Fish and Wildlife. I love working outdoors, so it's a good fit for me. Plus, I sometimes get to fly to more remote areas in a helicopter, which is just as awesome as it sounds.

I spend most of my spare time carving out a creative niche in the world through making art, playing music, writing, and making dumb little film shorts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my word, making my grandma laugh, making non-grandma people laugh, being comfortable in my own skin, listening to other people's bullshit without judgment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The numerous swastika tattoos covering my body. Not really, they're only birthmarks. Be nice to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some of my favorite books - Borges' Ficciones, Anna Karenina, Maltese Falcon, Blood Meridian, White Album, Salvador, Painted Cities, Thin Red Line, James Ellroy's L.A. Quartet, Flow My Tears the Policeman Said, Winnie the Pooh, Assassination Vacation, Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, Best American Short Stories.

Spending an entire day going through archived Vanity Fair articles is a guilty pleasure of mine, although I never feel guilty about it when I do . I'm just really into hyperbole.

I'm also a sucker for poetry, especially by this guy and
this guy.

Some of my favorite webcomics are Subnormality, PBF, and A Softer World. Love & Rockets is an old favorite as well.

I listen to all different types of music depending on my mood. Some days I'm into noisy guitar stuff like Sonic Youth, and other days I'll just want to listen to the same OMD song on repeat. Some of my longstanding favorites are Explosions in the Sky, Magnetic Fields, and Yo La Tengo. Tom Waits, Kurt Vile, Neko Case, and Johnny Cash are also pretty preferable. I grew up listening to punk rock, and although my musical tastes have since expanded, it's ethos is still very much a part of who I am.

Favorite films include Pulp Fiction, Do the Right Thing, This is England, Breaking the Waves, Sweet and Lowdown, Sideways, There Will Be Blood, Last Tango in Paris, No Country For Old Men, the Elephant Man, Blazing Saddles, Waiting For Guffman, Caddyshack, Terminator, Repo Man, and shitty 80s flicks.

The Wire continues to be my favorite tv show ever. I still haven't watched the final seasons of the Office, and Parks and Rec for no reason other than I'm really, really bad at goodbyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination, laughter, creativity, cocaine, and chemistry.

Fine, no laughter. It's not like I do it on a daily basis or anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things such as this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If the day ever came where saving my own life meant learning how to use chopsticks, I'd be pretty much fucked.
You should message me if
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You think there's a chance we'll hit it off. I'll meet you halfway by saying I think there is as well.