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  • Ages 32-50
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Last online
Today – 2:50am
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10% of our hearts. - Kim Jong Un

I'm sure (or at least hope) those who know me best would agree that I'm a somewhat intelligent, funny, and thoughtful person. I find kindness, consideration, and sincerity to be very attractive qualities in other people and try my hardest to use such qualities in the way i treat others. I value the friendships in my life and tend to be protective of the people I care about.

Also, no other person throughout human existence has ever had, or will ever have the same legal name as I do, so I'm not sweating it either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- Winnie the Pooh

I moved here from Oakland a few years back after my Grandmother became symptomatic for dementia. While I miss my friends in the East Bay, moving here was the best life decision I have ever made. Taking care of her has helped me become a better person, and has softened a lot of hard corners in my life.

When I'm not being a caregiver, I work a state job as a Research Assistant for the Dept. of Fish and Wildlife. I love working outdoors, so it's a good fit for me. Plus, I sometimes get to fly to more remote areas in a helicopter, which is just as awesome as it sounds.

I spend most of my spare time carving out a creative niche in the world through making art, playing music, writing, and making dumb little film shorts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping my word, making my grandma laugh, making non-grandma people laugh, being comfortable in my own skin, listening to other people without judgment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The numerous swastika tattoos covering my body. Not really, they're only birthmarks. Be nice to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of my favorite books - Borges' Ficciones, Austerlitz, Anna Karenina, Black Water, Invisible Cities, Blood Meridian, White Album, Salvador, Painted Cities, Maltese Falcon, Thin Red Line, James Ellroy's L.A. Quartet, A Scanner Darkly, House at Pooh Corner, Assassination Vacation, Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, Best American Short Stories series.

Spending an entire day going through archived Vanity Fair articles is a guilty pleasure of mine, although I never feel guilty about it when I do. I'm just really into hyperbole.

I'm a sucker for poetry, especially by this guy, and this guy.

Some of my favorite webcomics are Subnormality, PBF, and Zen Pencils. Love & Rockets is an old favorite as well.

As far as music goes, some days I'm into noisy guitar stuff like Sonic Youth, or Times New Viking, while other days I'll just end up listening to the same PJ Harvey song on repeat. Some other favorites of mine are Explosions in the Sky, Stereolab, the Magnetic Fields, Yo La Tengo, Velvet Underground, Pink Floyd, Joanna Newsom, Daniel Johnston, Tom Waits, Regina Spektor, Band of Horses, Kurt Vile, Neko Case, and Johnny Cash. Also, the new Beach House album is awesome.

Favorite films include Pulp Fiction, Do the Right Thing, Touch of Evil, This is England, Breaking the Waves, Sweet and Lowdown, Sideways, There Will Be Blood, Last Tango in Paris, No Country For Old Men, the Elephant Man, Blazing Saddles, Waiting For Guffman, Caddyshack, Terminator, Repo Man, and shitty 80s flicks.

The Wire continues to be my favorite tv show ever. I still haven't watched the final seasons of the Office, and Parks and Rec for no reason other than I'm really, really bad at goodbyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination, laughter, creativity, cocaine, chemistry...

Fine, no more laughing. It's not like I do it on a daily basis. I can quit anytime I want.

The one thing that I could never do without is the love of my family, and friends. Now, everybody hug.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things such as this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If the day ever came where saving my own life meant learning how to use chopsticks, I'd be pretty much fucked.
You should message me if
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You're someone who knows how to be the person they are, and you think there's a chance we'll hit it off. I'll meet you half-way by saying I think we could as well.