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26 M Beijing, China

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Korean (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
- My name is David.
- I'm originally from the Chicago area.
- Finally moved to my dream Beijing neighborhood, after living in a hotel in the middle of nowhere Haidian for a year.
- I have a twitter, but I've never tweeted and only follow Kanye West (JustHere4Kanye).
- I've lived in Beijing about a year and a half now. It's grimy, smelly and annoying at times, but what's a city if you can't complain about it? I'm committed to being here a little while.
-I love music although I can't sing or play anything.
- I have a pretty serious collection of Mr. Rogers(ish) sweaters.
- I started DJing recently. My Dj name is Ted Dancin' ... I play mostly drag queen ready disco, and 90's r&b remixes, and a little bit of house, so it's a good time.
- I write rap songs while taking a shower.
- Idols include Anthony Bourdain, Michael Jordan, and John Mulaney.
- I've never spelled the word 'embarrassed' correctly on my first try.
- I don't like jam bands, ketchup on hot dogs, or loud eaters.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I'm teaching ap US and world history here in bj. i also dabble in disappointing my Chinese teacher, djing, and trying to say funny things into microphones.
I’m really good at
- Scattegories
- Walking my dog
- Starting and then not finishing crosswords
- Sending annoying text/facebook messages to my 13 year old cousin Colin.
- Making Mix-Tapes
- Putting 'bro' into words (bronanza, brohemians, brorito?)
- U.S. Geography Trivia
- Breaking my ipod
- Eating Chuanr
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. Curly hair when it's longer? Also let's be honest, I'm pretty short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Rushmore, Anything the Coen bros do, Waiting for Guffman, Say Anything, Gravity. I also just saw Nebraska, and that was pretty great.

Music: I'm in this weird patch, where I just seem to want to listen to Don't Turn Around by Ace of Base over and over.

My favorite song is "This must be the place" by The Talking Heads. It always seems relevant to whatever might be going on in my life.

But I also enjoy, AlunaGeorge, Holy Ghost!, Blood Orange, FIDLAR, Surfer blood, Frightened Rabbit, Chance the Rapper, Jupiter, SBTRKT,
Action Bronson, Josh Ritter, Justin Townes Earle, Autre Ne Veut, Beat Happening, The Replacements, Disclosure, Wilco, Purity Ring, CHVRCHES etc. Also, lots of electronic disco(y) stuff.


Running With Scissors, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Country Driving: A Chinese Road Trip, A Cook's tour, Absurdistan, Wonder boys, Omnivore's Dilemma, Our Band Could be Your Life, Drown, Super Sad True Love Story, House of Leaves, anything by David Sedaris,

Food: I'm a pretty adventurous eater. I really like to try new and unusual things. I'm not picky at all but my favorites are authentic Mexican food and BBQ. Mostly though....potatoes.

TV: The Wire (This is the best show ever. I'll listen to, but accept no arguments that say otherwise), No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain, Girls, Game of Thrones, Summer Heights High, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Project Runway, Top Chef (Masters), Game of Thrones, Kids in the Hall, Chappelle Show, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, Treme

Also I really like the podcasts 'Radiolab' 'Comedy Bang Bang' and 'All Songs Considered'.

In general though, I'm overwhelmed by the amount of media there is to consume.
The six things I could never do without
Besides friends and family....

- My Dog
-French fries
- My music collection
- The Chicago Bulls
- Facebook (I'm addicted)
- Friday nights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Whether or not I should commit to watching Homeland
- What my next meal will be
- Facial hair (grow it? Keep it? Shave it? The questions never end.)
- My end of the year music list
- What my dog is thinking
- Ways to get more blog hitz
- What my next move in life is gonna be
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully hanging out with friends. Drinking. Laughing. Maybe taking in some music and dancing like an idiot.... I am open to suggestions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I feel like being on a dating site is more than enough embarrassing info for a complete stranger to know about me.

But also, I can't really swim, whistle, or snap my fingers...I dont know how this happened.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
- you are Regina Spektor
- you're witty.
- you wanna show me some new Chinese food I should eat
- you are Tina Fey
- you can think of a good lie as to how we met
- you are the lead singer from Sleigh Bells
- You know of any good concerts coming up.
- you like to make the most of Friday/Saturday night
- you're cooler than me (not that hard)
- you want to.