yeahhawk
26 West Hollywood, CA
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My self-summary
"Comedic San Diegan Industry Slave Seeks Bad Chick to P.I.C. With"

Let me throw out some disclaimers:

-I'm actually tall in person
-Good grammar
-I'm not gonna send you a dick pic*
-You don't respond? Won't get mad, I'll just assume you put down phone & went on a rollercoaster
-Won't kill you on date, or ever

I grew up in San Diego & moved to Hollywood last year. I work as an AP & Editor for a production company.

I'm always thinking about my next travel destination. I crave adrenaline, & have had some cool & dangerous adventures. Ask me about them if you care.

Raised to be a gentleman but I admit to having an inappropriate sense of humor at times. There's a time and place to have fun... and it's often and almost anywhere.

I like to consider myself a laidback, comedic, whiskey drinking, sunset hiking, generous go-getter who wants to share some good laughs with some great company.

*...within the first few weeks of us dating
What I’m doing with my life
Lately I've been on the work grind, semi-frequent shoots out of town and I'm also in the process of launching an aerial video/photography company which I'm super excited about. I don't want to sound unavailable, because that's not the case... I have plenty of time & willigness to meet and get to know somebody new.
I’m really good at
Listening, coining nicknames, (ask me for yours) accents, writing, film editing, videography, lacrosse, motion graphics & design, making 90's R&B mixtapes, being sarcastic, quoting movies, well-timed one liners, beatboxing, being empathetic
The first things people usually notice about me
tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Alchemist, Captain Underpants, Lovemaking for Dummies

Movies: Forrest Gump, True Romance, Macgruber, Almost Famous, Dumb & Dumber, Lost Boys, Grandma's Boy, Ace Ventura, 3 Ninjas, Fifth Element, Escape From Alcatraz, F&F, The Matrix, Step Brothers, Point Break, Fight Club, Wedding singer, Gladiator, In a World...

TV: Community, Workaholics, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Parks & Rec, SOA, HIMYM, New Girl, The Office, Anthony Bourdain, The League, Stand up comedy (Louis Ck, Bill Burr, TJ Miller, Patrice O'Neal)

Music: Hip hop, deep house, future/garage, rnb. Boilerroom sets, Majestic Casual.
Lately: Snakehips, Kaytranada, Thomas Jack, Ryan Hemsworth, Dusky

Food: I am a human vacuum.
The six things I could never do without
-Kelly
-Bayside High
-Clowning Mr. Belding
-Breaking the fourth wall
-Punking AC's bitchass
-That classic wave hairstyle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Outer Space, Upcoming plans, Embarrassing things I've done in the past
On a typical Friday night I am
At home eating trailmix or out sipping a Dark & Stormy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to Mariah when doing the dishes
You should message me if
I'm looking for a girl who left all her fucks at home. Who has strong eyebrow game and browses dank memes. Who likes to make witch-fingers when she eats Bugles. Who loves to love. Who likes to toe em off, and make em straighten up they hat cuz she know they soft.
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