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yeahhawk

25 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
"Any girl would be lucky to have you, hon."

-My mom

Hi, how's the man-shopping going? I see a lot of complaints about guys on a lot of profiles. So let me throw out some disclaimers:

-I'm actually tall in person
-No mirrors & good grammar
-I'm not gonna send you a dick pic. (only after we've been dating)

Grew up in San Diego & just moved to Hollywood at the start of the new year. I work as an AP & Editor for a production company.

I'm always thinking about my next travel destination. I crave adrenaline, & have had some cool & dangerous adventures. Ask me about them if you care.

Raised to be a gentleman but I admit to having an inappropriate sense of humor at times. There's a time and place to have fun... and it's often and almost anywhere.

I like to consider myself a laidback, comedic, whiskey drinking, sunset hiking, generous go-getter who wants to share some good laughs with some great company.
What I’m doing with my life
Equal parts working and fun. Weekend trips outside the city or riding around town with my boys.
I’m really good at
talking in different accents, kissing, writing, film editing, videography, lacrosse, making 90's R&B mixtapes, being sarcastic, quoting movies, well-timed one liners, beatboxing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Alchemist, Captain Underpants, Lovemaking for Dummies

Movies: Forrest Gump, True Romance, Macgruber, Swingers, Almost Famous, Dumb & Dumber, Lost Boys, Grandma's Boy, Ace Ventura, 3 Ninjas, Fifth Element, Escape From Alcatraz, F&F, The Matrix, Step Brothers, Point Break, Fight Club, Wedding singer, Gladiator, In a World... Boyle/Tarintino/Malick

TV: Community, Workaholics, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Parks & Rec, SOA, HIMYM, New Girl, The Office. The League, Stand up comedy (Louis Ck, Bill Burr, Pablo Francisco, Patrice O'Neal, Chris D'Elia)

Flume, Disclosure, Kidnap Kid, Bondax, Snakehips, SBTRKT, Modjo, Snakehips, Chet Faker, Above & Beyond, Mark Knight, Calvin Harris, Gramatik, Late Night Alumni, Passion Pit, Lykke Li, Thievery Corp, Nas, Wu Tang, Wale, Gramatik, Kendrick Lamar, J. Cole, Schoolboy Q, A$AP Ferg, Tyler the Creator, Naughty by Nature, Rebelution, Collie Buddz, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, Black Dahlia Murder, Prince, Depeche Mode, Aretha Franklin, Earth Wind & Fire, Fleetwood Mac

Food: I am a human vacuum.
The six things I could never do without
-Kelly
-Bayside High
-Clowning Mr. Belding
-Breaking the fourth wall
-Punking AC's bitchass
-That classic wave hairstyle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hunter S. Thompson-ing down to Mexico. Embarrassing things I've done in the past. Food. The weekend. Outer space. How many random pictures I'm in the background of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to Mariah when doing the dishes
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm looking for a girl who left all her fucks at home. Who has strong eyebrow game and doesn't shitpost. Who likes to make witch-fingers when she eats Bugles. Who loves to love. Who likes to toe em off, and make em straighten up they hat cuz she know they soft.