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25 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 21, 2014
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
When drinking
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I love good beer, cheap liquor, naming inanimate objects, baby animals, songs with my name in them (which are surprisingly hard to find), and buying unnecessary junk off eBay.

I hate traffic, waiting in line, when you roast marshmallows on the beach and the sand sticks to the sugar on your hands, and wet socks.
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from the University of Oregon with a degree in Comparative Literature in 2011. Since Comp Lit is such a lucrative field people are literally lining up outside my door to offer high pay employment. So I work at a Juvenile Defense law firm as a paralegal when I'm not hanging out with other people's pets or sitting on my roof.

I also just quit smoking, which is something I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scheming, bad puns, makin skin suits outta people I meet off the internet, and free style rapping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sharp wit and short stature
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ill read anything and everything but am in a huge Grahm Greene kick right now.

Die Hard is probably my favorite movie maybe ever. I also enjoy Top Gun, Wes Anderson films, historical documentaries about aliens, cults, or how shit's made, Dances with Wolves, and most anything from the 90s.

Law and Order SVU. Parks & Rec. Game of Thrones. Bored to Death. South Park. The Daily Show. Seinfeld. Arrested Development. The Wire. The Maury Show- duh.

I have a ridiculously ecclectic taste in music ranging from Mo-Town, Neil Young, 90s R&B, Passion Pit, Hall & Oates, Billy Joel, Republic of Wolves, Gladys Knight & the Pips, David Bowie, and Fitz & the Tantrum to name a few.

I love potatoes and could eat them for every meal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- volvo
- my teeth
- wine
- bedazzler
- cayenne pepper
- Bruce Willis movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
pro-bono detective work, what I'd look like as an elderly lady, and elaborate schemes to get out of work
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually trying to be in two places at once. or fast asleep too early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once shot a man in reno, but it really wasn't a big deal.
You should message me if
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you want to shotgun a beer, pay off my student loans, or think you can read faster than me.