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yeahiworkhere
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29 / M / Straight / Single
Brooklyn, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Pisces and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English, LISP (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Drinking, Employed, and Bespectacled.
My Self-Summary
I work for okCupid. I have to have this account. I'm not
complaining. Just thought everyone should know.
Actual personal information here:
Still Drinking
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News from OkCupid:
Facebook is rearing its ugly head again...
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Actual personal information here:
Still Drinking
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News from OkCupid:
Facebook is rearing its ugly head again...
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What I’m doing with my life
Trying to learn violin again. Basically because I ran out of
interesting TV shows.
Editors
I’m really good at
Lotsa stuff. Especially bass. If bass was a competition, I would
totally kick your ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like David Bowie, circa 1973.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I once went on a date with this girl. I was unemployed, broke,
killing time, freshly dropped in brooklyn with neither hope nor
prayer, and this unimpressed and surprisingly short girl invites me
to see a band after I send her an email on myspace, despite her
strict warning not to message her on myspace. Anyway, without
expectations, I head down and it turns out we're an hour early for
the music. So it's a summer evening, and we go to drink whiskey and
smoke cigarettes and chat each other up for a while.
Four hours later we've missed the band and haven't left the bar. I can say, without a doubt, this was the best date I'd ever had, and this girl was basically girl-me. Sadly, despite my affable cool during the date, I immediately blew it, probably because I'd just gotten out of a two year relationship and was, as mentioned above, unemployed, and had nothing much to do besides pine after a random stranger. So she smelled the puppy-esque desperation and headed south for the winter.
But on that date, she played me Strange Religion by Mark Lanegan. Even now, after all the associations with that first and only date faded away, this song takes me a little bit out of the day, and puts me in a sentimental fantasy of delicate romance in a vicious world.
I also like AC/DC.
Four hours later we've missed the band and haven't left the bar. I can say, without a doubt, this was the best date I'd ever had, and this girl was basically girl-me. Sadly, despite my affable cool during the date, I immediately blew it, probably because I'd just gotten out of a two year relationship and was, as mentioned above, unemployed, and had nothing much to do besides pine after a random stranger. So she smelled the puppy-esque desperation and headed south for the winter.
But on that date, she played me Strange Religion by Mark Lanegan. Even now, after all the associations with that first and only date faded away, this song takes me a little bit out of the day, and puts me in a sentimental fantasy of delicate romance in a vicious world.
I also like AC/DC.
The six things I could never do without
"Testing something again"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This was an edit by someone. There was no way I was letting the
actual edits go public, but I thought I'd do them the honor of
actually changing the content.
Editors
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. This doesn't really set Friday apart from other nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
We keep a secret list of staff awards for our... special users...
You should message me if
I would say don't message me if you have a complaint about the
site, but you will. I know you will. So go for it. Also message me
if you meet all of the following requirements:
You...
+ are perfectly self-confident
+ are effortlessly humble
+ are different from other people in this particular respect: you don't go around pointing out how different and unique you are every 20 minutes.
+ work out
+ have a PhD
+ play violin
+ and trumpet
+ model for victoria's secret
+ are at least 5 years older than I am
+ look at least 5 years younger
+ have cooked at a five star restaurant
+ have mastered kung-fu
+ are willing to watch kung-fu
+ fight crime on weekdays
+ in tight leather outfits (like Catwoman tight)
+ are rich
+ want me to lie around your house or apartment all day in a towel
You...
+ are perfectly self-confident
+ are effortlessly humble
+ are different from other people in this particular respect: you don't go around pointing out how different and unique you are every 20 minutes.
+ work out
+ have a PhD
+ play violin
+ and trumpet
+ model for victoria's secret
+ are at least 5 years older than I am
+ look at least 5 years younger
+ have cooked at a five star restaurant
+ have mastered kung-fu
+ are willing to watch kung-fu
+ fight crime on weekdays
+ in tight leather outfits (like Catwoman tight)
+ are rich
+ want me to lie around your house or apartment all day in a towel
