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yeahiquit

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, LISP (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Update: So I no longer work at okcupid. No hard feelings, was just time to go. So, since it's impossible to change usernames, and since I, like everyone who's ever asked to change a username, have no desire to re-answer 600+ questions, my username is now, and will always be, a lie.

Update: I was wrong. My username is now entirely accurate.

Yes, I can still regale you with the weird tales of human nature to which OkCupid employees are privy, but they will fall increasingly out of date after March 19th, 2010.

Catch the latest.
Programming Sucks
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to learn violin again. Basically because I ran out of interesting TV shows.
I’m really good at
Lotsa stuff. Especially bass. If bass was a competition, I would totally kick your ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like David Bowie, circa 1973.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I once went on a date with this girl. I was unemployed, broke, killing time, freshly dropped in brooklyn with neither hope nor prayer, and this unimpressed and surprisingly short girl invites me to see a band after I send her an email on myspace, despite her strict warning not to message her on myspace. Anyway, without expectations, I head down and it turns out we're an hour early for the music. So it's a summer evening, and we go to drink whiskey and smoke cigarettes and chat each other up for a while.

Four hours later we've missed the band and haven't left the bar. I can say, without a doubt, this was the best date I'd ever had, and this girl was basically girl-me. Sadly, despite my affable cool during the date, I immediately blew it, probably because I'd just gotten out of a two year relationship and was, as mentioned above, unemployed, and had nothing much to do besides pine after a random stranger. So she smelled the puppy-esque desperation and headed south for the winter.

But on that date, she played me Strange Religion by Mark Lanegan. Even now, after all the associations with that first and only date faded away, this song takes me a little bit out of the day, and puts me in a sentimental fantasy of delicate romance in a vicious world.

I also like AC/DC.
The six things I could never do without
"Testing something again"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This was an edit by someone. There was no way I was letting the actual edits go public, but I thought I'd do them the honor of actually changing the content.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. This doesn't really set Friday apart from other nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's a secret IRC chatroom mostly for embittered ex-okcupid employees for which I'm indirectly responsible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I would say don't message me if you have a complaint about the site, but you will. I know you will. So go for it. Also message me if you meet all of the following requirements:

You...

+ are perfectly self-confident
+ are effortlessly humble
+ are different from other people in this particular respect: you don't go around pointing out how different and unique you are every 20 minutes.
+ work out
+ have a PhD
+ play violin
+ and trumpet
+ model for victoria's secret
+ are at least 5 years older than I am
+ look at least 5 years younger
+ have cooked at a five star restaurant
+ have mastered kung-fu
+ are willing to watch kung-fu
+ fight crime on weekdays
+ in tight leather outfits (like Catwoman tight)
+ are rich
+ want me to lie around your house or apartment all day in a towel