Number of players: Two.
Objective: To weed out the wackos, get to the greats and manage to meet up in person.
Player 1: You are an animated storyteller who is curious about other people. You are creative, self-aware, compassionate, have an athletic bent, and are a thoughtful communicator and critical thinker. You are also taller than I am (alas! I just don't tend to be drawn to shorter guys), your chin is goatee-free, you enjoy the details of life as much as you dig its big bang moments, and you believe (even if just a little) in magic.
Player 2: I am a full-time student in the Humanities who is outgoing and fun. I am also hard-working, sentimental, sincere, generous, affectionate, and into the arts. I'm a sucker for puns, bathroom humour, and nuance; I regularly perform interpretive dance moves in vehicles, shopping malls and grocery stores (the quality of which improves dramatically when my sister's around). I cringe at the word "panties" (they're underwear!); fancy the word "brambles"; am quite happy to talk with just about anyone who wants or needs to chat; get a kick out of wielding a hammer; and can hold my own in a softball game (though you will probably mock the way I throw).