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yellowno7

35 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I love having fun and keeping busy. Is there a person on here who doesn't say, "I wanna be around someone who's funny?" What does it say about the people who don't say that? Well, anyway, I forgot where I was going, but I've gotta be around someone funny.

Mitch Hedberg once said, "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me." And that just about sums up nothing. But that dude is hilarious, so you can thank me later.

I like exploring new places and new ideas. I'm an adventurous guy who likes thrills and roller coasters and spontaneous outings and wild nights and long, unplanned trips. I like grabbing a flask and snowpants and a dozen friends and going sledding in Prospect Park in the middle of the night, just because there's a gigantic blizzard and just because we can. I like getting invited out of town at the last minute and making it work. I like sports and girls and drinking beer.

I absolutely love North Brooklyn. Just crossed the line from Bushwick's Morgan neighborhood to w'burg (it was cheaper, or I'd never have left). I've been here for over four years. I'll show you some cool spots nearby -- there's always something new around the corner. It's definitely an exciting time!
What I’m doing with my life
.... figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
.... trying really hard to be good at things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think I read an owner's manual for something recently. What I liked most was how short it was. It had a surprise ending, which was printed in Spanish and upside-down. I didn't get it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
.... how many people get paid to write questions like these. That, and boobs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have three penises and one big boob. Hope that works for you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
.... just do it.