Mitch Hedberg once said, "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me." And that just about sums up nothing. But that dude is hilarious, so you can thank me later.
I like exploring new places and new ideas. I'm an adventurous guy who likes thrills and roller coasters and spontaneous outings and wild nights and long, unplanned trips. I like grabbing a flask and snowpants and a dozen friends and going sledding in Prospect Park in the middle of the night, just because there's a gigantic blizzard and just because we can. I like getting invited out of town at the last minute and making it work. I like sports and girls and drinking beer.
I absolutely love North Brooklyn. Just crossed the line from Bushwick's Morgan neighborhood to w'burg (it was cheaper, or I'd never have left). I've been in Bk over five years. I'll show you some cool spots nearby -- there's always something new around the corner. It's definitely an exciting time!
P.S. No girlfriends were harmed (or featured) in the making of these profile pics.