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yeloh

31 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
6'1", slim build, dirty blonde hair, pale white skin

Extremely easygoing, introvert but I open up after a while, kind of a geek but not socially inept. I have a dark sense of humor, nothing is off limits. Good luck trying to offend me.

I love adventure. Snowboarding, hiking, camping, motorcycle rides, shooting guns, archery, gardening, reading books, watching movies, playing video games, taking things apart and putting them back together, drinking and getting silly with friends, heartfelt talks and heated debates, try to be ready for anything and have fun doing it. I'm here to have fun, bring on the action. Up for anything as long as it's not boring, bring on the crazy, scary, fucked up shit, I want to feel alive.

Disclaimer:
Extremely unlike the typical male archtype it may not be possible for me to be any less interested in major league sports franchises. Asking me what my favorite sports team is would be like asking most other guys which barbie doll is their favorite, I care that little. I can't sit through the Superbowl aside from the halftime commercials because it bores me to death. If you are all rah rah go team about your favorite team, good for you, if you are going to get upset and be sad the rest of the day because 12 guys on a basketball team that you have never talked to and that don't know your name didn't play well enough to win in the silly game they get paid tons of money to play, you should be ashamed of yourself for pretending it has any effect on your own personal life.. But that's just my opinion. Point being I would rather either actually go and play sports myself than watch overpaid quasicelebs play them, or I would prefer something else entirely like pouring a couple glasses of wine and discussing history, world economics, where society is going, existentialism, or maybe just what you thought about the latest episode of the walking dead or which of us would win in a race in mario kart.. Just saying.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.. duh

I have too many projects going at once, working on becoming more of a minimalist lately, cutting out the unnecessary.
I’m really good at
Finding humor in anything and everything, especially at the most inappropriate times.

Pointing out nonsense when I see it.

Fixing computers.

Breaking the rules.

Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and smile.. How tall I am.. That I need to eat a sandwich? I really don't know but that's what people tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books I like anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Michael Crichton, Max Brooks, Neil Stephenson. I like some Stephen King stuff, Dan Brown, Tom Clancy, Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and anything dealing with zombies.. for some reason.
Movies I can watch stupid mindless action or horror movies, comedies, pretty much whatever ,but by far my favorite movies are the ones that totally mindfuck you and leave you thinking about them for days afterwards.
Music I love EDM, but I still like my rock and/or roll every now and then. Still some metal in my blood.
Food I am so not picky it's almost ridiculous. I will eat pretty much anything, and most of the time I'll enjoy it. Love trying new things.
The six things I could never do without
1. The internet, I'm constantly connected unless I'm camping or hiking.
2. Animals, I love pets of all kinds and I love wild animals too.. I want a pet raccoon, people think that's weird but come on, they have little hands, cute bandit masks, are intelligent and adorable, and red pandas are endangered so I can't have one of those -_-
3. Asian food. Sushi, Korean BBQ, Dim Sum, everything.. I love it all.. except chicken feet, I pass on that.
4. Video games, sometimes I need to go full introvert and leave reality for a while and go into a virtual world. I don't really play too often anymore but I do binge sometimes. I'm starting to really enjoy them as a story telling medium as well.
5. Caffeine. I'm not a morning person. Always been a night owl.
6. Friends. Gotta have people to share all the crazy shenanigans in life with right? What good is a crazy adventure without people to share it with?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where are all the sour patch parents?
On a typical Friday night I am
Shooting up black tar heroin and smoking crystal meth with the homeless.

Okay really though I might be out partying with friends, or maybe alone in my room reading a book or sleeping, just depends on the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't dated a white girl in over a decade :-X it's not you... it's me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're intelligent and interesting.
You like to have fun.
You have a story to tell me.
You have questions. I have answers. Anything you want to know.
You just want to chat. I'm friendly :-)