I am a short-haired, tattooed, book reading, easily distracted girl-type thing.

I also don't want to answer any more questions on the improve matches thingie. But I probably will.

*As stolen from my Myspace page.*

I do indeed love me some Happy. **Disclaimer** I'm not Goth, I just happen to look good in black and dark makeup. I'm not Punk, I just happen to like big boots, jangly/jagged metal bits and colored crazy hair. I'm not a Raver, I just happen to like to dance all crazy-like and have a jumpy sense of time. If anything I'm all of them rolled into a big squishy ball of goodness.** I'm big into tattooing and piercings, got a few myself. I speak Spanish fluently and have a smattering of German. I love living in Portland. I also like to go shooting. My current favorite rifle to shoot is the AK-47. My favorite handgun is the 9mm Sig Seuer.

*Le Update* Going to school, new job and part of the Hedwig shadow cast. Also taking care of a a pretty little snakey-kins! I named her Sadie, she's a doll baby. Well she's actually a Ball Python but I am having to prevent myself making googly voices at her.

*The garden went wild and the tomatoes are feral. They might come after me.* I had forgotten how much the smell and feel of dirt in my hands makes me happy.

Hanging out with my wonderful roommates and three demon cats. I am also knitting and pining for more tattoos.

Getting pretty shiny things put in my face...

Faking I know how to cut hair. Dancing in the dark. Baking bread. Getting wicked sick burns.

My friend Cat says I'm good at cooking, blowing up balloons, singing and doing makeup.

She says I'm not good at cleaning, cooking in small amounts or burping.

I'm good at being nice. If I like you I'll be nice and sarcastic.

I'm also pretty good at being awesome.

I'm terrible at responding to messages. I'm working on it.

*Currently and most likely; the bright blue mess of hair, the facial piercings and if its a warm day, the chest piece.

I'm probably going to remind you of someone awesome you used to know.

I've also been told I look like Polly Styrene. But that was when I had longer hair. Not the singing though. Apparently I sound like a deeper Eartha Kitt when I sing, with a dash of Cher. I haven't decided if thats good or bad yet.

I lean heavily towards soft science-fiction and fantasy. History and storybooks are still a big draw for me. I went through a phase of reading psychology and anatomy textbooks exclusively. Currently its cooking, gardening and german magazines geared towards the male loving male.

Soon I will be back to doing 'required reading' for school purposes. (I didn't actually hate the books they made us read in high school english. Don't tell anybody.) I do love Orson Scott Card, Douglas Adams, Heinlein, Piers Anthony, Lewis Carroll, Spider Robison and some Greg Bear. I read a lot of Graphic Novels as well.

I like subtitled films. Old films, new films, cult classics. Tokyo Godfathers,Triplets of Bellevue, Harry and Maude, Eating Raoul, Labrynth, The Witches, Tank Girl, Donnie Darko. Cube, Princess Bride, Alien series.

I also adore really bad movies. Horror and just generally awful...awfully awesome! Waxworks I and II(no, not the one with Paris Hilton), Evil Dead Series, really bad vampire movies from the 70's, The Apple(not horror but still terrifying), anything by Troma.

I still love cartoons. Usually the classics though. Though I do have a soft spot for Fairly Odd-parents and Foster's.

Directors - Jim Jarmusch, Jean-Pierre Jeuneaot, Tim Burton, Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Hayao Miyazaki, Chuck Jones and Quentin Tarantino(cause hes so silly.).

The Dresden Dolls, Billy Childish, Ministry, The AquaBats, Richard Cheese and the Lounge Lizards, Loudon Wainwright, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Lila Downs, Billie Holiday, Sublime, Marcy Plaground, System of a Down, Beck, Cake, Danny Elfman, Oingo Boingo, David Byrne, The Talking Heads, April March, Rasputina, Radiohead, They Might Be Giants, Weezer, The Decemberists, Justice, Girl Talk, Primus, Blonde Redhead, Aerosmith, Bjork, Nick Cave, Filter, A Perfect Circle, Ferris MC, Gorillaz, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Nina Hagen, Echo and the Bunny Men, Sexy Pants, Storm and the Balls, Betty Blowtorch, Stone Temple Pilots, Seu Jorge, Manhattan Transfer, Mindless Self Indulgence, Marilyn Manson, Orgy, Prodigy, MGMT, Lords of Acid, Peaches, Beck, 16 Horsepower, Type O Negative, Death in June, KMFDM, Ladytron, Crystal Castles, The Beatles, U2, Schoolyard Heroes, Portishead, That Dog.

Theres so much other music I love as well. I listen to Classical, Jazz, German rap, Golden oldies, Blues, Techno, "Goth", Spanish Music, Indian Music. And I try my best to dance to all of it. Theres always new music to find, enjoy, dance and sing to.

And whoever did the opening song for Pete&Pete...I heart them much.

I vote yes on proposition food. I love veggies and grains. Sriracha sauce on everything. Sushi is a weakness.

Eating meat makes me physically ill but I really don't care if you like it. My tummy just can't handle it.

Pretty much, I eat abominably healthy most of the time. I know, it saddens me too.

I will make exceptions for your mom however...

A giant bag to carry just the right amount of stuff in; like food, water, book, music, some sort of fire making device and maybe even a change of clothes.

A hoodie.

Awesome people; whether strangers or old friends. Either way, I'll still invite you to a house party.

Works that move you or more specifically, me. This includes literature, visual art, theatre, and music in its various forms.

Actually Music deserves its own blurb. At various times/points/nexi/situations/other assorted synonyms; music has helped me both keep my focus and relax. It is my favorite drug.

I should also mention that I have this thing for physical affection in its various forms.
* affectionate gestures include poking, tickling, hugging your head/body/leg and petting you like you're some sort of fuzzy petable creature.* **Affection also includes sex.

I also enjoy nap time puppy pile style. Since I don't have a puppy I sometimes use people as a substitute.

New recipes, tattoos, party themes, the books I should be reading.

I generally have some sort of music playing in my head.

What I'm gonna veganize for dinner that night.

The boy/girl dynamic, the girl/girl dynamic, the boy/boy, the girl/boy/girl and the fact that it shouldn't matter. Just be with who you wanna be regardless of biological sex, not because of it.

Polyamory, Open sexuality, gender freedom.

Making something delicious. Watching a movie, hanging out with friends.

Maybe going to Ground Kontrol if we're not having a party at the house.

Recently and more likely; doing homework or going to work.

Uhm, I sleep with a teddy bear sometimes.

I don't know how to ride a bike. But I'm getting training wheels.

I play dnd every Thursday. (DM has halted the action til fall. -sadface-)

If I close my eyes for longer than it takes to blink I will start dreaming.

Certain songs, beats, rhythms..they turn me on.

I can't help but correct grammatical errors. Feel free to correct mine as well.

I go dancing at goth clubs.

I would like to punch most fanatics square in the snoot.

You're nifty. You enjoy karaoke. You can hold an intelligent serious conversation about utter nonsense.

You're not going to come after my squishy bits for your found art project.

If you want to teach me how to firedance...or ride a bike. I could pay you in baked goods.

If you know about snake care...