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yeshuah1292

22 Morrisville, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*****READ FIRST*****

I want to do a little experiment with my profile. I want to give an accurate summary of me and I don't want to skew it with ego, so what i am doing is handing this next part of this section to some of my best friends to have free reign on what they want to put. If they decide to do an actual summary of me, great! If not, I at least hope it makes you laugh. some may call it an ill-placement of trust, but its something I have been wanting to try. So without further wait...

Everyone, my best friends;

*****READ FIRST*****
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---------------Friend 1---------------

- First off, of course it's going to start this way, He LOVE's dick. In his mouth and ears.
Okay now that that's out of the way, he's actually a straight male as his profile says. Also an introverted individual but once you break his shell he'll come out and friendly as all hell. The first time I met him I pointed out his Anti-Flag shirt and said that they're fucking awesome! And that's how our friendship started. His profile may say he like's Pathfinder and Magic the Gathering, but don't fret! You won't see him wearing a fedora anytime soon, and he will NOT say mi'lady... Ever.

Now time for the others, they probably won't be as nice as me.

---------------Friend 2---------------

(interests)
-The old chap has eclectic taste. He listens to various music groups but most of all loves dark gothic emo groups like My Chemical Romance, and Aqua. When I first met the fellow who has now come to be one of my closest friends he I was in a dark time in my life and he gave me these inspiring word

"What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold

And what's the worst you take (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like the blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend
To leave? And then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.

What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight"

after he heart-feltedly crooned those life changing words we moshed passionately to the beat of our own fleeting hearts in an otherwise silent room (He's very emotional). Some of his other interests are movies. He loves all the classics like National treasure, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, and wicker man but also has diverse and wide-spread tastes with one of his favorites being National Treasure Two: Book of secrets (a modern classic in his own words).
When he's not listening to his Walk-Man or at the Cinema he is a avid TV watcher with some of his favorites being Pawn Stars, Honey BOO-BOO, and in his own words "The greatest social experiment to date, testing how much the human heart can love" the intrepid smash hit Kourtney and Kim take New York. I once found him sobbing at the footsteps of the alter of the virgin Mary he seemed quite distraught so I asked him "what was wrong?" he told me that "KOURTNEY AND KIM HAD BEEN CANELED!" and he continued "I was praying to the mother of Christ for a swift and painful death to come to whatever network exec whom which blundered so outlandishly to cancel that the Rosa Parks of television shows!" he the collected himself, wiped the tears from his cheeks looked me dead in the eyes and said
"Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate?
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
Every time I do it makes me..."

All in all he is a pretty chill guy and you would be lucky to have him in your life.

---------------Friend 3---------------

-I have always believed in the invisible hand that has quietly and gracefully guided the modern world, Economics. It makes me proud to be an American knowing that I live in a nation of small business owners and men who have pulled themselves up by their boot straps. I believe in the teachings of Aryn Rand. What a man makes is rightfully his and no government or anybody else has the right to take that away and or redistribute it without our consent. In a religious sense I see myself as a born again Chrisitan. I see the influence of Jesus and the Holy spirit in every aspect of my life, guiding me towards a greater goal of being the defender of American Capitalism

---------------Friend 4---------------
Every man has a passion, and this man has a passion for Chinese girl cartoons. He spends all his time ranting and debating about who is best girl on imageboards based on the 2001 film, that he considers a modern classic 'Shrek'. When he decided to leave the comfort of his computer screen, you can see him sporting a fedora and flame T-shirt combo covered in Doritos crumbs. Honestly I don't think I have seen him wear anything else. Also on his left butt cheek is a tattoo of a man sucking a...penis...of another man. Above the two men there is a writing that reads "Suck It God!" If you ask about the tattoo he will deny it, but it's there. His drink of choice when he goes out is The Orge, a Shrek themed drink, every god damn time he finishes it he says "It's all Orge now!" Other than those things he is a fine upstanding gentleman.

************Friend 5************
LADIES LOOK OUT! ;) First things first, despite everything these other assholes have said he is a pretty cool guy. The first time I met him he was was going door to door asking people if they would bear witness to the love of Jehovah. I invited him inside my house and out of the smoldering heat. He saw that I had Netflix on my TV and demanded that we marathon all 6 seasons of Gossip Girl. It was at this time that he divulged his 2 greatest secrets to me. The first being that he wanted to drop out of school and live the high class life on the upper east side of Manhattan, just like the teenagers he idols on GG. He noticed my apprehension at this idea and stated that his second secret could only be worse. Reluctantly, I asked what it was. That is when he revealed to me that he was a die hard Nickleback fan. As we concluded his visit, we traded brochures. He gave me a pamphlet on the word of Jehovah and I referred him to a psychiatrist, as well as an ear doctor. It was after watching him buzz down the street on his flame painted Segway that I thought to myself, "I should hang out with this guy more often." -The End

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OK, now that thats over with , I promise the rest of the profile is my own words.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am in college right now for Biological Sciences and ultimately i plan to get a Ph.D in Neuroscience

I finished an internship at the Philadelphia Zoo and a microbiological lab in center city as a wine tester (for yeast not taste(unfortunately)).

Currently I am volunteering at a cognitive science lab where I am heading my own study having to do with visual and motor coordination.

I also work at a neighborhood pharmacy, where I have been since I was pretty much born.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at learning new stuff. When I find something I like,I become fixated on it untill I understand it to my standards.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a donk...seriously...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love most gory, mindfucking kind of movies and books. I am obsessed with Ellen Page so Hard candy is probably my favorite movie, but Donnie Darko is up there as well. I spent weeks trying to figure out what went on in that movie.

When watching tv the channels that are usually on are Comedy Central or the science channel. Evey now and then you'll catch me on nickelodeon or Cartoon Network depending on what's on.

My top bands are Anti-flag, Billy Talent, Bad Religion, pennywise, and avenged sevenfold.

I try to eat healthy and go to the gym, and I do pretty well with that, but every once in a while my inner fatass emerges. What ever you do don't come to a Chinese buffet with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music, video games, ability to learn, family, friends, and pets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Read my "the most personal thing you are willing to admit" and you will understand.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on what my friends are doing. I have a few cliques, so it can range from Pathfinder/Mtg and the like all the way to small house parties(not a fan of big ones). However if I feel like doing nothing...well then I stay home with my Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im pretty open with a lot of stuff so it's not as hard for me to write this as it is for others (I assume) but i digress.

I am a cancer survivor. At 7 months old I was diagnosed with neuroblastoma and received multiple rounds of chemotherapy and surgery. Luckily at 1.5 years old I was pronounced clear and have been since. I'm glad I don't remember any of it but I do enjoy hearing stories of it from my parents.

I have been professionally diagnosed with o.c.d. It's not bad and in some cases funny, but definitely noticeable and time consuming.

And from above, I'm into Pathfinder and Magic the Gathering. Not extreme like some people can get (no dressing up or anything. it's more or less a board game to us), I just really enjoy it. It's something my friends and I can do.
You should message me if
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You want to get to know me past my profile, because I'm an extremely shy person when it comes to meeting new people and most likely would not send out the first message.

Or if you got a good laugh out of my summary section. God knows my friend would love to know if they got a stranger to laugh at my expense.

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