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yesiambill

29 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I am Bill.
Let's get some basics out of the way
Age? 29
Married? Nope
Kids? Nope again
Pets? One dumb cat

Updating... or procrastinating. We'll see.

I'm generally a very down to earth person with a strange generally positive, sometimes cynical attitude. I'm typically pretty content with a good beer and a good conversation. I always have a want to better myself in some regard. I like knowing that Future me is better than past me in some regard, no matter how small. I like tv shows. I actually like a fair amount of tv shows, but I hate keeping up with them. I'm terrible with that and I end up watching shows a season at a time. It's a terrible habit but it makes for great couch marathons. I wish i could find more people with the same taste in music. I'm going to make a list of things i like in the middle of this paragraph. Why? Because I can.
1. Oxford commas
2. Craft beer
3. Sarcasm
4. Music/shows/etc
5. Reddit
6. Games
7. Adventures
8. Learning
9. Trying new things
10. Thrift Stores (and not because some dillhole made a song about them)
I guess I'll put in a bit about traveling, seems to be the popular thing to do. I've been to various places in Europe. Rome was fantastic. 10/10 would visit again. I'd really like to go to more places in Western Europe (Germany/Scotland/Belgium) eventually. I don't think I really want to go anywhere else internationally (maybe Aus/NZ).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I work at a small company doing things in the marketing field learning a whole new field. I like the challenge of learning something almost completely foreign to me. The people I work with make the place amazing. I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

Also, I'm getting into more hands on hobbies (homebrewing and woodworking). I like making things. There's a wonderful sense of accomplishment after all is done.

Another also, I'm letting a pretty manly beard take a hold of my face. That's pretty notable.

I'd also like to get into charity work and start up a center to teach rappers about the pitfalls of double negatives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome.

Well, I can think of one thing I'm not good at. Answering this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard (It's mostly men who say something about it. Weird.)

Height?
How black my hair is (Someone actually asked me if I dye my hair... all of it...
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I like to read but I have the horrible habit of getting halfway through a book and starting another.
Catch 22
Palahniuk books (Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Lullaby)
Slaughterhouse 5 (Vonnegut in general)
1984
American Gods
Two Gentlemen Lebowski
How to Brew - John Palmer
Currently going through A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson

Movies:
I like a good comedy, thriller, or B-Movie. I'm pretty open to watching most anything.
Some favorites: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine, Spaceballs, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, The Room

Shows:
Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Walking Dead, Bob's burgers, Futurama, Newsroom, Dr. Who, etc.

Music:
I recently found the Hipster Cocktail party Pandora station and I begrudgingly adore it. I was all set to hate it on principal because of the name but it's such a great collection of music. Try it out!

Indie rock (Modest Mouse, Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys, Brand New, Cursive, Death Cab, Faint, Kings of Leon, Young the Giant, Walk the Moon). Shaky Knees 2014 here I come?
rock/alt rock (Minus the Bear, Gaslight Anthem, Interpol, Muse, RHCP, Rise Against, 3eb)
Classic Rock (Led Zeppelin, Doors, Tom Petty, Rolling Stones)
90's music holds a special place in my heart (The good stuff and the terrible stuff)
Little metal and electro splashed in there too.
Also, I dabble in some other genres too like surf rock, jazz, electroswing, blues, jam bands, classical.

Food:
Pizza, my Achilles heel. I've helped so many people move because of the promise of pizza and beer. I like most things that involve chicken, steak, or beef.
I like most types of food. I'm not a huge fan of fish and vegetables but I do come to eat them sometimes.
Also, I love craft beer. A lot. Seriously. I can't stress this enough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone
Food
Car
Talking
Internet (how did I survive before?)
Air? I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a habit of thinking how situations could have gone differently. Typically it ends with me coming up with something clever to say way too damn late. Why can't I have a time machine strictly for the purpose of being snarky?

Also, traveling more.Thinking of places to go.

I wish I could own a slow loris.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends.
Drink delicious craft beers.
Watching a movie.
Being utterly terrible at karaoke
Building shit
Saving the world
Haberdashing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know way too many words to "Wild, Wild West" and by way too many, I mean all. I know all the words to "Wild Wild West"
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like
1. Similar music/tv/books/movies (I like a good conversation about any of these)
2. Terrible, terrible movies that are oh so wonderful
3. Just because (Why the fuck not, what have you got to lose?)

But seriously (seriously) if you like to chat and you actually made it all the way down here (golf clap) and you'd like to start up a conversation, go for it.

Also, I'm kinda terrible with messages, but one of my new years resolutions is to respond more.