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yesitsasharkmug

24 / M / Straight / Single

Los Altos, California

His Details

Last Online
Jun 17
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I look damn good in a suit.
What I’m doing with my life
Over the last two years I've lived in LA, Michigan, and Massachusetts for varying amounts of time. Decided my life needed a hard reset so I went to Europe 'til my money ran out (not that there was much of it in the first place), then moved home for a bit to recover the bank account. Now I'll be "settling down" so to speak, stay somewhere for a few years and carve out a life. This will likely be happening in Berkeley or South San Francisco, depending on which friend I end up moving in with.

In the long term my dream is to serve in a U.S. Diplomatic Mission. But I plan on being a rickety old man with a hell of a life story first.
The first things people usually notice about me
Man. Sexy. Really good at the twist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Alternate history speculative fiction. Futurist predictive jibber-jabber. City of Thieves by David Benioff. The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran. The Sandman by Neil Gaiman.

Woody Allen, Star Wars, Pink Panther.

Daily Show, Colbert Report, Rachel Maddow, The Walking Dead, Vikings.

Zesty sauces!

A is for Air, B is for Beatles, Clash, Doors, Explosions in the Sky, Fleet Foxes, George Harrison, Hieroglyphics, Iron & Wine, Jeff Buckley, Kendrick Lamar, Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis, Neil Young, Of Monsters and Men, PJ Harvey, Queensryche, R.E.M., Smiths, Tom Waits, Uriah Heep, Vieux Farka Toure, Wild Nothing, xx, Yes, Ziggy Marley. That's the only way I can think to limit my still considerable excesses in the music category. For what it's worth, the hardest letter to pick for was "P" by FAR.
The six things I could never do without
Wikipedia
The San Francisco 49ers
Rain
Coffee
The occasional overdressed night on the town
Some faith in the human race
The ability to count to 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
History, music, stories, politics, astronomy, neuro, philosophy, geography, football, zombies. Not necessarily in that order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yeah right, you wish it were so easy. ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you wear floor-length skirts. Seriously, they're just the sexiest thing ever.