I'm one of the good ones. At least, I like to think I am.
I have a very big laugh. I find it extremely difficult to hold back when I feel the need to dance. I like to take very long walks with no particular destination and, when I'm lucky, they usually lead to somewhere new and interesting. When I'm not, there's always the pub. I like to hang out in art galleries and eavesdrop on the patrons, especially the old guy wearing the beret (there's always a 'nuance'). My partying days are waning slowly. I still love to go out, but damn this house is so warm and cosy and I've got another whole bottle of wine in my room..

I'm a graphic designer working for a textile printer. If you are a fashion designer, don't take this the wrong way, but leave me alone!
What I should be doing with my life: drawing and painting all day every day, with unlimited resources, in a magical studio in the clouds.

limbo, punning, doodling, filling out dating profile questionnaires.

my dreamy dreamy eyes

Currently wrestling the behemoth that is Gravity's Rainbow and my feelings about it are, "wait, what just happened?" If anyone is a Pynchon aficionado, I would love to have several coffees over this one.

Salman Rushdie, Don Delillo, Johnathan Safran Foer, J.G. Ballard, Orhan Pamuk, Cormac McCarthy, Burroughs, Ginsberg, Frank O'Hara

Paul Thomas Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, Gus van Sant, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, Alejandro Jodorowsky, The Brothers Quay, Lars Von Trier, David Lynch, Jan Svankmajer, David Cronenberg, Michel Gondry, Adam Curtis

Arrested Development, Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Office, Extras, Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist, Twin Peaks, The Wire, Breaking Bad

Charley Patton, Son House, Skip James, Robert Johnson, Howlin' Wolf, John Coltrane, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Patti Smith, Stooges, Brian Eno, CAN, Sonics, Television, Talking Heads, B52s, Suicide, Wire, Gang of Four, Prince, ESG, Funkadelic, Bad Seeds, Magnetic Fields, Neutral Milk Hotel, Beach House, Animal Collective, Cat Power, Devendra Banhart, Thee Oh Sees, Women, Lower Dens, Dan Deacon, Black Angels, Swans, Death Grips, Kurt Vile.
I also like early American folk recordings by the likes of John Lomax and Harry Smith

I eat everything and anything and I try to make the cooking follow suit. I recently tried crispy fried tarantulas in Cambodia. They weren't as delicious as you would expect, but what was I supposed to do? Not order them?

paper, pens, tea, friends, pants, teeth

Accidentally dipping my paintbrush into a mug of wine with a movie that doesn't make any sense and then realising I should have just gone to the pub.

You laugh easily and are skilled at talking nonsense.
You like to explore/ dance/ picnic/ pinball/ pub/ eat cheese you've never heard of/ drink wine you can't describe and bask in the golden hour.. I may get you to take my picture.