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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 6:00pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I live with two cats. I would say I own two cats, but they're cats, and as such the distinction of owner/owned in the relationship is rather blurry.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm working as a bartender in the Heights. I graduated from University of Houston with Bachelors in History and Liberal Studies with minors in Art History and Anthropology. I plan on pursuing a Masters in Global Affairs, hopefully at Rice so I can stay in town. I'm taking a year off between my undergrad and grad school right now.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. I'm great at finding jokes to make mid-conversation, but if asked to tell a joke out of any context, I have maybe 2 or 3 I can fall back on and nothing else.

Writing papers. I can pound out 5-page papers in my sleep. Super useful skill in college. Not really sure how much value it has outside of that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently my voice. I think it's perfectly normal, but I've had quite a few people comment on how deep it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction: Anything by Kurt Vonnegut. I'm also a sucker for Russian novels - Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, etc. A Dostoevsky novel is actually where my online name comes from (points to you if you can name it without the help of Google).
Non-fiction: mostly history books, and then mostly relating to Vietnam, Laos, or Cambodia. Sideshow, A Bright and Shining Lie, Masters of War, etc.

Movies: It's easier to just say that if it's made by Francis Ford Coppola, Quentin Tarantino, Guy Richie, Stanley Kubrick, Dreamworks, or Pixar, I like it. There are other movies I like, but I don't like making long lists and having to remember "oh, yeah, that movie that had I think Tom Hanks in it that I saw maybe 10-12 years ago was good..."

TV: Doctor Who, Top Gear, and QI. BBC programming in general, really. Archer (and, by extension, Frisky Dingo and Sealab 2021), Last Week Tonight, and most documentary-style shows (Planet Earth, etc).

Music: Pretty much anything except gangster rap. I don't generally like artists so much as songs. Most artists have some good songs and some shit ones, so I don't make blanket statements about liking specific artists generally. The only band I can point to right now as one I really like across the board is The Family Crest. Everything they've ever put out has been spectacular. I also have a soft spot for small local indie bands. All of the best shows I've ever been to have been with <300 people in the audience.

Food: I love it. All of it. Anything edible I'll eat and probably enjoy. Except nuts. I just can't stand nuts. No idea why. Vietnamese food I like especially. It's cheap, delicious, healthy, and really readily available throughout the city.

Sports: Hockey above all else. One day my Sharks will make it past the 2nd round...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car
My friends
Internal plumbing (shower, toilet, etc.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home or out at a bar with a friend or friends.
You should message me if
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You have read this far and think we'd get along.