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yibeishui

31 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Typically, when I'm given prompts as awful as summarize yourself, I deflect with humor...humour?...I don't know...whatever. The problem with humor deflection via the clickety clack of my macbook is that...

I'm getting bored. This feels like advertising. Uch, you better appreciate this if we wind up meeting and doing the whole "dating" thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A person's life isn't a tool that you do stuff with. Whoa that was preachy...I'd apologize, but I'm working on being less people pleasing. Is it working? i don't give a shit. That's a lie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing plays that make people go awwww
Writing plays that make people use less hetero-normative language
Writing plays that make people fall down and hit their heads from laughter, but they don't mind the injury because they love my work that much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's well documented on this site that this is a stupid question. Instead of answering, I'll continue talking about all those things I'm really good at:

I'm really good at making my classroom a safe space for my students so that they know, contrary to above, that there are no stupid questions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- People, both fictional and non-fictional
- The Enneagram
- Religion (I think the God idea has worked for so many people for so many years and I'm most interested in how it works for various people)
- Mindfulness
- Whatever I'm working on artistically at the moment
- Politics
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting warm, collaboratively creative Shabbat meals and havdalahs or Theatre-ing, which is also holy to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can see past the cynicism and appreciate my attempt to make your stop here at my profile a fun journey.