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yohoshua

26 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Josh.

Bay Area native, and apart from a few overseas sojourns, I have been lucky enough to reside here these one score and six years.

I've spent much of the last few years ascending the Ivory Tower. Having recently summited the second rampart (an M.A. in the humanities), I gazed up at the vats of boiling oil being poured down upon me, decided to fashion my diploma into a makeshift hangglider and leapt.
What I’m doing with my life
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Books - reading them, thinking about them, talking about them

Doing historian odd jobs while I figure out what one does with a MA in East Asian studies, most recently listening to grizzled old reporters rail against "the schmucks in the Reagan administration."

before that was briefly working as an interpreter of dreams and amanuensis of prophecy. Mainly drawing visions of the Ibis headed god Thoth and creating powerpoint presentations detailing the secret power of pyramids. Craigslist etc jobs yields some interesting results.

Trying to use my powers for good.

I take breaks to go outside, sing, play piano, and interact with persons neither fictional nor deceased.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing (mainly haggard old dudes)
Dancing preposterously
Riding bikes up hills
Singing karaoke
wearing silly hats
Remembering (useless?) facts and geographical data
Making burritos (breakfast or otherwise)
Playing R. Kelly's Ignition remix on piano (fairly mediocre at most other compositions, though my Springsteen/Taylor Swift mashup has met with modestly positive critical responses)
Using parentheses (apparently)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My jewfro. When I was living in Taiwan, people would frequently ask me if my hair was real, or just go up and touch it.

Possibly also my teal shoes matching my teal backpack, if in a locale in which a jewfro is not out of the ordinary.

My chariot, last of the great silver volvo station wagons that once roamed these lands in vast herds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading:
Any interesting history book, good ol' good ols like Edward Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, current newspapers, 19th century newspapers, oral history collections, most of all the Cartoon History of the Universe, George R.R. Martin, Clockwork Orange, David Mitchell, Neal Stephenson, Alan Moore, Art Speigelman, Osamu Tezuka. Getting more into fiction, currently reading Hilary Mantel's Cromwell series and loving it.

Watching:
Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Daily Show, Colbert, Deadwood, Rome, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, have watched the entirety of Honey Boo Boo, with much ambivalence.

Listening:
Anything with unapologetic passion: BRUUUUUUUCE, covers of Bruce, Beethoven, Meat Loaf, Wagner, various other opera, Prince, Hall and Oates, David Bowie, Motown, Chromeo, Justice, other crunchy electronica, Henry Purcell, Queen, Warren Zevon, Dvorak, Jackson Browne, trashy pop (kind of in a major Ke$ha phase at the moment), NPR is my jam. all of the glorious productions of John Hodgman.

Eating:
Tasty food, often hummus. not too into the cephalopods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends
maps
hummus
books
humor
bikes
the color teal
oh shit that was 7
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does the grinning bobcat grin?

Where are my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating, drinking, and engaging in merriment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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when I was in 5th grade, I drew a comic strip about Cap'n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, the Lucky Charms leprechaun, and other breakfast cereal characters going on time-traveling adventures.
You should message me if
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You want to go out to museums, karaoke, pub quiz, or any other fun excursion.