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yoloexpresso

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm from Minnesota. Now I live here.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
belting top 40 hits at/with my students.

hoarding writing utensils. If I see a pencil on the floor it's going in my pocket. Unless it isn't sharpened. Then it's staying right where it is 'cause nobody's got time for all that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. I'm six five. I'm a tower in this city.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Big Lebowski, A Team of Rivals, The West Wing, Prince, 1984, Goodfellas, The Foundation trilogy, Harry Potter, The Picture of Dorian Gray, A Song of Ice and Fire, Louie, Paul Simon, Fargo, The Daily Show, 30 Rock, All the Pretty Horses, Bob Mould, Breaking Bad, Robyn, The Selfish Gene, Wayne's World

If it happened in the 90s I'm probably into it. Especially if it's hip-hop. Or video games. Or pizza Lunchables.

Until way too recently I thought John Fogerty was saying "Yay me."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Headphones
Bike
Coffee
Paper
Something that writes on paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
outtttttt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wake up every morning to the Wang Chung classic "Dance Hall Days."
You should message me if
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you also spend considerable time thinking about what you're about to eat.