- Self-proclaimed computer nerd/movie lover.
- My goal in life is to leave the world a bit classier than it was when I got here.
- i can grammer good
- I will wear my watch with a dead battery just because I feel weird without it, and whenever I want to check the time, I look at my phone anyway.
- I used to be a professional football player, until I got injured and can't play anymore. Now, to make money, I do freelance modeling. I spend my days volunteering at the childrens' hospital and my nights fighting crime as a masked superhero in the city. I've walked on the moon.
- OK, that last one was a fib.

I'm going to school in York, getting my associate's degree as a "computer systems specialist" (I've been told generic sounding degrees are better?) By the time I graduate, I hope to get a job as a super serious professional in the IT field.

My real dream, though, is to write and produce movies. In my free time, I do as much research as I can on the movie-making process and all that jazz. I'm working on a few scripts and then, when I've saved up enough money, I will begin my career as an independent filmmaker. Oops, what I meant to say was "I'm a producer with multiple projects in various stages of development."

In the meantime, though, I'm enjoying football season and gaining experience by doing sketch comedy videos and blogging about it for my website.

-Not being on fire
-Working with computers
-Giving massages
-Rock Band!
-Picking out gifts
-Writing
-Dealing with customers who are angry about their cell phone.
-Fantasy football (very serious stuff, yo)

I think most people would say the first thing they notice about me is my sense of humor. I kind of blend in with the crowd until I ninja my way into your brain and make you laugh, and then you're all like "omg whoa this guy was here this whole time". Yeah, it's either that or the fact that I'm 6'3".

Movies: I looooooooooooooove movies. My favorite genre is comedy, but I really like your average summer blockbuster, action, horror, crime movies, and some sci-fi.

I am a big fan of:
-Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds)
-Kevin Smith's movies (Clerks I and II, Dogma, Chasing Amy)
-Judd Apatow's (40 Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
-Monty Python
Mel Brooks (I hate you if you don't love Young Frankenstein and Spaceballs)

Other movies I have to mention: Shaun of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Good Will Hunting, Swingers, Grosse Pointe Blank, Bandits, and Fight Club, in no particular order.

Music: My favorite band is Weezer and I was lucky enough to go see them at a concert recently. Also dig Sublime, Green Day, and Reel Big Fish. Another band I recently got turned on to is called Bag of Toys. Other music: 90's pop that I listened to in middle school, haha.

Food: I'm not really cultured (or picky) when it comes to food. I love spicy food, Chinese food, and of course, the normal stuff (pizza and burgers). I've only had sushi once but I loved it and do intend on going back for more. Oh, and pretty much anything else.

Books: I'm not that into books, but out of the ones I read, I love informational books. Anything about computers, movies, movie-making, business management, interesting biographies, stuff like that. I have a few books on quantum theory like "The Nature of Space and Time" and I find it fascinating but I'm not going to pretend to be an expert on it.

Just in case I'm interpreting the question wrong, I'm making a list of things I wouldn't want to be without, not a list of things I couldn't physically survive without. So, if this list looks weird, that's why.

1. Friendses - I would've gone crazy a long time ago without them.

2. The internet - I mean, come on! There's millions of ways to use it for information, entertainment, and communication.

3. Cell phone - same thing as the internet, except I can put it in my pocket and carry it everywhere.

4. Movies/Netflix - Netflix inspire me, entertain me, and let me share in the experience and perspectives of others. Netflix brings me a ton of movies at a reasonable price. If Netflix were a person, I'd probably stalk him/her.

5. Football - OK, this is clearly cheating, but I do love me some football and it would take some extraordinary circumstances for me to give it up.

6. The internet - it's so important I'm listing it twice. Wait, maybe I should list friends twice. No... the internet lets me talk to friends. But if I don't have those friends, I'm talking to no one... but I could use the internet to find new friends.

Logically speaking, shouldn't "elbowing" and "fisting" have similar meanings?

What if ghosts are actually real? What do ghosts do with their free time? Are they constantly watching us? That'd be creepy.

Is my one testicle supposed to be bigger than the other two?

Since girls live longer than guys, should I look for a mate a few years older than me, in hopes we die at the same time? I mean, I wouldn't want either of us to go through the death of a spouse.

Wouldn't it suck if a black hole spontaneously developed in the center of our galaxy and devoured Earth in a nanosecond? I don't think I could accomplish much in that nanosecond. In fact, it'd happen so quickly we wouldn't even realize we had been blinked out of existence. Jeez, I hope that doesn't happen.

hanging out with my friends or doing schoolwork.

I cried at the end of two different episodes of Futurama.

In third grade, a doctor had to pull a pinto bean out of my ear. Yeah.

Oh, and I burned my arm pretty good by falling asleep on my laptop's power supply brick in June. It's a permanent reminder of how much of a nerd I am.

Message me if you're looking for someone with at least a half a brain, someone who is funny and honest, and someone who is a good listener. Message me if you wanna tell me I'm awesome, or message me if you wanna tell me how much I suck.

Bonus points if you have photographic evidence of yourself wearing a fake mustache.