Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

yona-elka

33 F Mission, KS

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 27–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), French (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Jen. I am a geek of all trades; languages definitely (I speak French and Spanish flluently, but will spend hours scouring the internet looking at things in languages I don't know) but mostly sci-fi literature and television.

At the moment I am employed as a lab monkey/lackey at KU Edwards Campus. I like being employed. Not working makes me nuts. I'm in school full-time as a student in KU Med's Clinical Laboratory Science program (Class of 2016, second bachelor's, whee!).

I am a reader. My reading interests don't just include sci-fi. I get onto author jags where I only want to read one author until I'm sick of them or I can't afford any more books. At that point, I delve into the boxes of books I have stolen from my dad (it's like borrowing from a library, only my dad doesn't expect the books back), as we have very similar reading interests.

I sing. Not professionally, but I enjoy singing. People say I do it well. I am highly musically diverse. There are over 700 albums on my iPods/phone.

I don't drink often, and I really don't enjoy going to bars unless there's a specific reason or the bar is unique in some way, like Manifesto. I love the arts, especially dance. In fact, I like to dance. I'm not the world's greatest dancer, but I like to anyway.

Also, you should know that I have a penchant for really, really bad films. I love good films, but love me, love my love of stupid movies like "Bring It On" (the entire series), "Step Up," and others.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like I said in the self-summary, I'm a former CNA/CMA with a future in Clinical Laboratory Science, running screaming away from the nursing field. I'm in KU Med's CLS program. I hold a BA in Journalism as well as a certificate in Professional Makeup Design, and occasionally write things and do paying makeup gigs.

When I'm not working I'm reading. A lot. Trying to move more. You can be skinny as hell, but if all you do is sit on your ass playing video games, a blood clot can sneak up and kill you. A hard lesson to learn when a clot takes one of the nicest, most genuine people you've ever met off the planet. I don't plan on going out like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, although I hate dishes. I have dishues. I've been told I'm good at singing. I'm good at my job. I'm excellent at being a friend. I am also excellent at arguing illogical points until I'm blue in the face or until I concede to someone with the appropriate facts. If I do have the facts on something, watch out . . .

I'm a fantastic reader and I'm quite good at being a geek.

I'm incredible at learning languages.

I can micropipette like a fiend, and can whip up a batch of sterile TSA plates in no time flat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses, evidently. I get at least three compliments on them per day. People also notice the color of my hair. I was walking down my street when I lived in England, and some random construction worker shouted out, "Oi, GINGER!" I told him I was glad his sense of wit was on par with his ability to see obvious things.

Honestly, I have no idea. Unless you make it stupidly obvious to me, I have no idea what you're noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite food types: Anything Asian influenced . . . really, anything from other cultures. I used the Ethnic Enrichment Festival here in KC as a giant ethnic grocery store. I even brought Gladware in which to store my purchases. It was the most delicious $40 I ever spent.

Books: I'd have to go with authors. Jim Butcher, Christopher Moore, Henry Rollins, Greg Bear, Jasper Fforde, Philip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein, anything sci-fi, not so much fantasy . .. and I'll read nonfiction when it catches my eye. My nonfiction choices are subject to my whim when I'm at the bookstore.

Music, recently: MIA, Mumford and Sons, DAM, Avicii, Gogol Bordello, Nine Inch Nails, Trevor Hall, Nahko and Medicine for the People, Michael Franti and Spearhead, to list a few.

Movies: Wishing I had more time to see them lately. But ones I like are many and varied.

Top shows in my DVR: "Defiance," "The Big Bang Theory," "Grimm," "Game of Thrones," "Franklin and Bash."

Favorite foods: Pretty much anything from Asia. Three places I will always go if invited: Vietnam Café, Princess Garden, and Ruchi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Books
Yarn, crochet hooks, knitting needles. All three at once. I have mad Old-Lady-Arts skills.
Lip balm with pronounceable ingredients.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Different countries and what it would be like to live in them. I have a dream of doing Doctors Without Borders. I've lived internationally, but there's still a lot of the world I haven't covered, and I'd love to be living somewhere speaking a language not my own again. I spend hours looking at the structure of other languages, learning words . . . I think about what it'd be like to get the non-touristy version of other cultures. The things the locals do in their daily life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now? Either at the gym, working, studying or at home. What I'd like to be doing with my Friday nights is seeing a show, taking in a movie, dancing or sitting in the candle-lit darkness that is Manifesto. The drinks are phenomenal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know, really, I don't hold a lot of stuff private anymore. Just ask if you want to know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're open to the idea of meeting scary people from the internet, and anything I have said makes you want to come have coffee with me. Being able to spell the word "coffee" helps, too.

It would be nice if, when you message me, you made at least a minimal effort to utilize the English language in a manner that isn't butchery.