Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Love hurts. Choose vodka or valium.
You lost me at hello “ma’am.”
Life’s like chocolates. Picked, processed, pooped.
Hearts clubbed by diamonds in spades.
Passion, fireworks, good loving. He’s gay.
But our domestic partnership was notarized….
Your new wife is too friendly.
There’s nothing sex can not fix.
Finally found love, at age 41.
Note to self: avoid head cases.
He wasn’t worth the panic attacks.
Chocolate is the coward’s bad apology.
Pet-sitting for ex-husband describes amicable divorce.
Loved her madly — then went mad.
Warning, love: I blog my breakups.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh?
getting toothpaste foam on myself in the morning
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It’s not that you don’t want to talk to them. You do want to talk
to them. You actually desire their approval; you’re just so, well,
insecure, that there is simply no way you can open yourself up to
someone’s unsolicited judgement (by being open to interaction
first). Your insecurity dictates that you won’t talk to them until
they’ve communicated clearly that they’ve already formed a positive
impression of you. And the result of all of this ‘pussyfooting’
around is that you now, at this bar, in the bathroom, consciously
arrive at this paradox where both your outsider behavior is
perpetuating itself into deeper and more prominent/noticeable
outsider behavior as well as your outsider behavior is indirectly
cueing others to treat you as if you were an outsider, which in
turn perpetuates your outsider behavior. And so this is how your
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Attunement: the ability to enter other minds and learn what they
have to offer.
Equipoise: the ability to serenely monitor the movements of one’s
own mind and correct for biases and shortcomings.
Metis: the ability to see patterns in the world and derive a gist
from complex situations.
Sympathy: the ability to fall into a rhythm with those around you
and thrive in groups.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I looked at her face and looked so deeply that I felt I was behind
her eyes and all at once I found myself saying, as tears flowed,
'That's Me. That's Me!' And those simple words brought back many
thoughts that I had had before, about the fusion of our souls into
one higher-level entity, about the fact that at the core of both
our souls lay our identical hopes and dreams for our children,
about the notion that those hopes were not separate or distinct
hopes but were just one hope, one clear thing that defined us both,
that wielded us into a unit, the kind of unit I had but dimly
imagined before being married and having children. I realized that
though Carol had died, that core piece of her had not died at all,
but that it had lived on very determinedly in my brain."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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