Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I'm commissioning a sign for my home that reads "Neither 40
nor a virgin." Ogres have layers, Tom has layers. Fun Fact:Bisexual
Male does not mean promiscuously greedy slob. I'm pretty much a one
person at a time guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exterminating all rational thought. I am a high-functioning
lawyer/nerd. I'm very happy to be back in Baltimore. I've also
developed quite a taste for going to art museums
and posting random shit
on my tumblog: http://terribletriplefeatures.tumblr.com
. And this
growing obsession with collecting Transformers toys. It's getting a
bit ridiculous. But masculine! Totally, totally masculine!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, coming up with good triple feature themes,
creating new ways to offend friends and family, finding things,
fixing things, coming up with new and exciting ways to frighten my
cats, ninja-like stealth, remembering who that guy was in that
movie, being a semi-professional zombie
and I can alphabetize like a mofo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They really can't tell if I'm making a joke or am serious. Usually,
takes about three conversations for their "Dry Humor" detectors to
recalibrate. And my hair. It's one of my two good qualities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Great and Secret Show
, The Road
, House of Leaves
, Cat's Cradle
Ado About Nothing
(alright, technically a play but still...)
and I've got a ridiculous amount of comics. Favorites include:
, Blue Beetle
, The New Frontier
. I've also
got a growing obsession with the steampunk
Floyd's The Wall
, The Dark Knight
Nightmare on Elm Street
, The Adventures
of Baron Munchausen
, Evil Dead 2
, Breakfast on Pluto
Repo! The Genetic
Day of the
I'm a big movie guy.
Current favorites: Ben Folds
, Ok Go
, The Beatles
, Daft Punk
, Franz Ferdinand
, Men at Work
, Danny Elfman
, Howard Shore
, The Pillows
, Yoko Kano
, Led Zepplin
, Pink Floyd
, early Weezer
, and Beck
I am a tried and true diner boy raised in South Jersey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my family, the internets, a book to read, a good "bad"
movie, and a nice cloudy day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The impending Zombie apocalypse, how awesome the Flash was in
person, triple feature themes, who'd win in a fight The Master
, and whether my
cover was blown in the Tangiers Op....shit, I've said too much....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, reading comics, watching movies/anime...
yeah, my habits haven't really changed since high school. But I do
have a law degree. That counts for a lot in the maturity column.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have watched both Catwoman
and Spice World
on purpose. To prove I
could withstand them. Honest! Kay, how about this: I love all of
the sequels to The
. That's somewhat embarrassing, I think. Oh, and
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a nerdy girl or guy that likes good (and bad) movies, great
conversation and hopefully something more than a one time fling. If
you have yet to let go of the joys of your childhood. If you want
to have strange conversation about who should play who in Muppet
Blade Runner. If you don't list everything you don't want in a
response in your profile. Be positive, people!
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