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Yossarian_Black

21 Brea, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few quick but important notes:

-I have a boyfriend, so am only looking for platonic friends and customers.

-My age preferences for male friends are 28-43 years old, but females of any age may message me.

-Anyone messaging me, with the exception of customers, should live in California.

-Please read my entire profile, especially the 'Message Me If' section. I promise, its relevant.

(Also, please don't go complimenting me or trying to flatter me; it makes me extremely uncomfortable.)

Thank you!

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Hello lovely people! My name is Jiriah. I'm considered pretty weird by most people's standards, and you should know that before you start. I know my profile is long, but everything I've written was included for a reason.

First of all, I am happily in a monogamous relationship with the man I love and live with, so I am obviously not interested in dating or sleeping with other people.

I am genderfluid, which means that my gender identity fluctuates. I am physically female, but on any given day I may identify as/ feel internally like a male, a female, both genders, or neither gender.

I practice BDSM, which is an acronym that stands for Bondage and Disipline (BD), Dominance and submission (D/s), and Sadism and masochism (S&M). I have been in the BDSM community for about 5 years. I am a Dominant and a primal. I am currently open to considering submissives or slaves. Though I would prefer female subs/slaves, I am willing to consider males as well. It should also be noted that I do NOT have sexual or romantic relations with anyone whom I own. As I have a student already I am both unable and unwilling to take on more. If you are interested in learning about BDSM, Fetlife.com would be a good place to start.

I am otherkin, which is an umbrella term for individuals that identify as something other than human on a non-physical level. After over a decade of research and analysis, I have concluded that this is a spiritual condition rather than a mental disorder (and being a psych major, I feel that I know a thing or two). The Werelist, an online forum, mainly focuses on a subset of otherkin called therians but it is nevertheless a great resource that I'd highly recommend.

As an Omnist, I recognize all Gods, Goddesses, religions, and spiritual paths. I primarily practice Kemetic polytheism. I incorporate various types of witchcraft into those practices, in addition to many of the essential concepts of Zen Buddhism. I have been a practicing witch for over a decade now. However, it should be noted that just because I recognize all paths does not mean that I like or agree with them all.

I make custom bone necklaces which are comprised of half human bone and half animal bone, which are then fused together. Yes, purchasing and using human bones is perfectly legal (in all 50 states). However, due to varying state regulations, it is your responsibility to be aware of what animal parts are and are not legal to own in your state of residence prior to ordering. I will not be held liable for any order that is confiscated by customs. You can find more information on my business and request a custom piece at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also give tarot card readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

I am German and I take great pride in my heritage, and I'm currently working on speaking German better. I'm also learning Japanese. I would love to become friends with someone who could help me practice either or both languages in person. As well, I am beginning to learn how to read, write, speak, and transliterate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. I am learning sign language too (but very slowly lol).

I am very much the otaku. I love anime, cosplaying, manga, Magic The Gathering... too many things to list here! I will go on about this stuff for hours if you let me.

I am an INTJ personality (Introversion, Intuition, Thinking, Judging): "Mastermind/ Architect". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. Skilled in analysis. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models.

It's worth mentioning that I am disabled. I have several physiological conditions that can best be summed up by the phrase 'chronic pain'. I am able to do most activities; I love to hike, dance, swim, etc. and so long as I take my meds before hand I can usually see said activities all the way through, but I'll probably be out of commission for a day or two afterwards, which is fine by me lol. I am limited, and some days plans just won't be able to happen, but I try my best to live and enjoy my life.

I love piercings and tattoos. I currently have 14 tattoos and 11 piercings (7 of which I counted as pairs), and I still have more I want to do.

I am a hardcore rivethead, meaning I'm into the industrial music scene and subculture. I am highly individualistic and fiercely independent. I do not respond well to the concept of conformity. I am unapologetically me. Leave your expectations at the door; I don't abide by the social contract.

I am an amateur industrial vocalist and professionally trained (and recorded) flutist as well.

If you have any questions that are not covered in my profile or in any of the websites I referenced, then I would be happy to answer said questions, so long as they are asked respectfully :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Before I get to the rest, I would like to mention that I am looking for an under-the-table, semi-regular part time job. As I mentioned elsewhere in my profile, I have some physical disabilities, and that should be kept in mind. If you know of anything, please contact me! I am not looking for an official, on the record job at this time.

Anyway, while I am going to school full time, majoring in psychology, I have several additional practices.

As mentioned in my About section, I make custom bone necklaces which are comprised of half human bone and half animal bone, which are then fused together. Yes, purchasing and using human bones is perfectly legal (in all 50 states). However, due to varying state regulations, it is your responsibility to be aware of what animal parts are and are not legal to own in your state of residence prior to ordering. I will not be held liable for any order that is confiscated by customs. You can view my work or order at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also do tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

In addition to those services, I can write your essay, or virtually any other literary assignment that you need done, for you. I can complete the entire assignment or go over what you've already written and improve it. My writing skills are excellent and my prices reasonable. If you send me your paper requirements I'll send you a quote.

For any of the services I provide, I only accept Paypal or cash, though Paypal is often preferable, in my opinion for both parties. Due to some unfortunate experiences, I really can't accept any other methods of payment. Thank you for your understanding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BDSM, making bone jewelry, tarot card readings, writing, poetry, debating, language, airsoft, playing music, industrial singing/screaming, drawing, cosplay, yelling at people for littering, tripping over nothing, and making social situations awkward lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My piercings, dark eye makeup, weird clothes, or multi-colored hair.

Also, the fact that I wear my PJ pants in public. A lot. Don't let the pictures I put up of myself from EVENTS fool you, its mostly pajamas lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (Nonfiction):
Why There is No God
The God Delusion
God Is Not Great
Hardcore Zen
A Field Guide to Otherkin
Welcome to the Jungle

Books (Fiction):
House of the Scorpion
Ghost Moon
Lord of the Flies
Catch-22
Hyperion

I don't know where to put JTHM...

Movies:
Phantom of the Opera
Cabaret
How to Train Your Dragon
The Breakfast Club
When Harry Met Sally

Shows:
Supernatural
Dr. Who
House
Game of Thrones

Anime (I'm listing this separately):
Akame Ga Kill
Nodame Cantabile 
Full Metal Panic
Gintama
Soul Eater
Clannad
Inu Yasha
Spice and Wolf
Zero no Tsukaima
Full Metal Alchemist
Monster
Shakugan no Shana
Wallflower

Top Songs (no particular order):
Bestrafe Mich (Rammstein)
Schwarze Witwe (Eisbrecher)
Ich Muss Garnix (Grossstadtgefluester)
Reich Mir Die Hand (Blutengel)
Koldovstvo (Kukryniksy)
Omnis Mundi Creatura (Helium Vola)
Keine Macht (Terminal Choice)
Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold)
Vermillion (Slipknot)
Carry on my Wayward Son (Kansas)
Live to Tell the Tale (Nightwish)
Lunatic Asylum (Forever Slave)
See You Soon (Lord of the Lost)
Christfuck (:Wumpscut:)
Radius 17 M (Massiv in Mensch)
Chrome (VNV Nation)
The Dark Half (Aesthetic Perfection)
Call the Ships to Port (Covenant)
Der Maschinist (Orange Sector)
Live With Myself (C/A/T)
Zughenruhe (Audiocentesis)

Food:
Meat
Bread
Those little white chocolate balls by Lindt... I'm not trying to be funny, my diet really isn't much more complex than this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Speaking strictly in terms of material belongings, they would be (in no particular order):

My BDSM equipment
My taxidermy supplies
My books
My tarot deck
My dremel
My jewelry

Non-materialistically speaking (also in no particular order):

My boyfriend
My family
My friends
Animals
Industrial music
Interesting conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spirituality, politics, the environment, the crippling social stupidity, and why there are toilet paper commercials. WHO IS NOT BUYING THIS?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my boyfriend, doing whatever. Night out clubbing, night in with anime... I'm flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's not really anything that I wouldn't talk about, so long as I am asked about it respectfully. Yes, I am always working on improving myself (as I think everyone should), but overall I'm happy with who I am, and I'm not embarrassed or ashamed of anything about myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for PURELY PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP or are a prospective customer (see my ‘What I'm Doing with my Life’ section for details on the products and services that I offer)

You love to discuss, debate, and have long intellectual conversations. Truth be told, there are precious few traits that I value above intelligence. Honesty, as well, is an invaluable trait in my eyes. I seek both traits in anyone who would be a part of my life.

You have a mind of your own and are not afraid to express it! As well, that mind should be OPEN!

You're not a conformist and won't change yourself for society.

You have manners. Common decency is important, and it is the little things that make the biggest difference.

You accept the fact that I have a boyfriend and respect his place in my life.

You are therian or otherkin! It’s always great to have kin’ friends. I am of course open to all types of people, but I thought I’d put it out there ^_^

You're not afraid to wrestle with me. This is very important. I’m rough; don’t be scared that you’re going to hurt me. I hate that ‘but you’re a girl!’ shit.

You would like to ask me questions about something I have not already addressed (or listed resources for) in my profile. I am always excited to share knowledge and opinions!

And, finally, if you have actually read my entire profile! (especially the section below)

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As I have said, I would rather put everything out there and not waste anyone's time, and for me, that also includes what I DON’T want. None of this applies to customers, except for talking to me with respect. So, in no particular order, please do *NOT* message me if:

You're not local. Sorry, but if you're not in Southern California, I'm not even interested in chatting. I don't do long distance anything.

You're male and under 28. I figure if you message me anyway that you didn't care enough to read my profile or that you did and ignored it, making you incredibly immature and, in fact, the reason that I am posting this. Either way, I'm not interested in getting to know you, in any context. Again, this does not apply to customers. I'm fine with females of all ages messaging me.

You're normal. I know, everyone's definition of normal is different. But if you consider yourself normal and you're pretty sure society considers you normal (and you actually care what society thinks) please don't bother.

The opinions of strangers matter to you and you make decisions with social approval in mind. I’m not talking about professionalism, I’m talking about blind conformity.

You have bad grammar. It just shows that 1) you're not particularly intelligent, in which case I am not interested or 2) you didn't take the time to proofread your message and therefore don't care, in which case I still am not interested.

You don't read. I like literate individuals. I like reading to people and being read to. I like when people recommend me books and want recommendations to expand their own knowledge. I like discussing the new book I'm reading with people and vice versa. If you only ever read/ have read when it was forced on you, then we have a fundamental difference in what we're looking for that no amount of other similarities can make up for.

You have no actual interest in in-depth conversation. I'm not saying every discussion has to be deep/meaningful/intense, but if you don't have anything of any real worth or originality to say, please don't message me. I hate boring conversation and small talk. I am looking for REAL conversation, and “hi/ hey there/ what’s up/ how’s your day going/ you’re interesting/ I like your profile” and the like just isn’t going to cut it for me.

You want me to teach you BDSM (or mentor you in anything at all for that matter). I have several students, all in different areas of study, that I have already made commitments to, and I need to focus on them. I'll answer some of your questions, but I'm not going to be a real teacher or mentor to you. This doesn't apply to my submissives or slaves- just students.

You won't respect my boyfriend's place in my life, try to hook up with me, intend on trying to get me to leave him for you, etc. I love him. We live together. We are monogamous. If you message me in any context other than friendship, you’re going to be wasting your time.

You want to webcam, IM, exchange dirty pictures, sext, or basically any type of sexually themed communication. No.

You're one of those people who message someone trying to come off as charming and nice, oozing compliments and kind words, that turns into an insult generator once they're rejected. Basically, if you're two faced.

You lie. Lying is absolutely not permissible to me. If lies are permissible to you, don’t you dare try to come into my life. I have no room for liars.

You're rude, obnoxious, don't have manners, or any combination of the aforementioned. Talk to me with respect or don't talk to me at all.

I won't make this an 'if'- do NOT go off complementing me. I absolutely hate it. As well, calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, Mistress, Master, etc. is not cute to me. It is an insult. You're not my boyfriend, so don't call me pet names, and if you're not a sub of mine then it is not your place to call me Master or Mistress. Thanks.

You can't stand prescription pain medication, medical marijuana, or the people need these things. I have chronic pain. I use these to help manage it.

You're allergic to pet fur… I have a lot of animals lol. I know that sounds kind of mean, but it’s really in your best interest. I have cat hair on me all the time, so it’s going to be around whether we’re spending time at my place or not, and I really don’t want to make anyone’s health suffer. Or, if you don't like animals. I don't trust, respect, or like people that don't like animals.

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Thank you very much for taking the time to read this all before you message me! I know it‘s long, and I appreciate your patience :)