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Yossarian_Black

21 Brea, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 3:18am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: Before you message me, please read my profile. If you cannot be bothered to read it, I cannot be bothered to respond to your message. Its pretty easy to tell if you haven't ;) Thanks!

Anyway, on with the abouts...

Hello lovely people! The name is Jackal.

First of all, I practice BDSM, which is an acronym that stands for Bondage and Disipline (BD), Dominance and submission (D/s), and Sadism and masochism (S&M). I have been in the BDSM community for about 5 years. I am a Domme and a primal. I am currently open to considering submissives or slaves. Though I would prefer female subs/slaves, I am willing to consider males as well. It should also be noted that I do NOT have sexual or romantic relations with anyone whom I own. As I have a student already I am both unable and unwilling to take on more. If you are interested in BDSM, Fetlife.com would be a good place to start.

I am otherkin, which is an umbrella term for individuals that identify as something other than human on a non-physical level. After over a decade of research and analysis, I have concluded that this is a spiritual condition rather than a mental disorder (and being a psych major, I feel that I know a thing or two). If you want to learn more on otherkin (though this site is focused mainly on a subset of otherkin called therians), I suggest you visit The Werelist. If you want an accurate and intelligent perspective on otherkin, avoid Tumblr. Its good for laughs, not for information.

While I am an Omnist (I believe in all gods and religions), I particuarly identify with and actively practice Kemetic polytheism (I work with the Gods and Goddesses of the Egyptian pantheon) and have been practicing witchcraft for over a decade now. I also follow many of the teachings found within Zen Buddhism.

I make custom bone necklaces which are comprised of half human bone and half animal bone, which are then fused together. Yes, purchasing and using human bones is perfectly legal (in all 50 states). However, due to varying state regulations, it is your responsibility to be aware of what animal parts are and are not legal to own in your state of residence prior to ordering. I will not be held liable for any order that is confiscated by customs. You can view my work or order at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also give tarot card readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

I am German and I take great pride in my heritage. I'm also working on speaking German better. I'm okay at this point, but I could use some improvement. I'd love a buddy to practice with (in person). Im also learning Japanese. Practice buddy would be especially helpful there, as I currently suck lol.

As well, I am beginning to learn how to read, write, speak, and transliterate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. I am also learning sign language (slowly).

I am very much the otaku. I love anime, cosplaying, manga, Magic The Gathering, and so on. I will go on about this type of stuff for hours if you let me.

I'm an INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. How does this reflect in my personality the most? I'm a planner, to a pretty extreme degree. If plans aren't set and exact, I feel REALLY uncomfortable.

I love piercings and tattoos. I have many and plan on getting more.

I am a hardcore rivethead, meaning I'm into the industrial music scene and subculture. I am highly individualistic and fiercely independent. I do not respond well to the concept of conformity. I am unapologetically me. Leave your expectations at the door; I don't abide by the social contract.

I am an amature industrial vocalist and professionally trained flutist as well.

I am in a monogamous relationship with my boyfriend, so I am obviously not interested in dating or sleeping with other people. I will not sext, send you dirty pics, or flirt with you. Please respect this.

If you have any questions that are not covered in my profile or in any of the websites I referenced, then I would be happy to answer said questions, so long as they are asked respectfully :)
What I’m doing with my life
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While I am going to school full time, majoring in psychology, I have several additional practices.

As mentioned in my About section, I own and operate my own business, Sacred Fusion Designs, where I produce hand made bone fusion necklaces (one piece made from the bones of two different species.) You can message me here or order via my website at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also do tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

In addition to those services, I can write your essay, or virtually any other literary assignment that you need done, for you. I can complete the entire assignment or go over what you've already written and improve it. My writing skills are excellent and my prices reasonable. If you send me your paper requirements I'll send you a quote.

In addition to what I have listed already, I am looking for a part time job at used book stores, alternative/weird stores, metaphysical shops, things of that nature. If you happen to know of anywhere local that's looking in Orange County (the closer to Brea, the better), PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE message me! I'd really appreciate the help :)

For any of the services I provide, I only accept Paypal or cash, though paypal is often preferable, in my opinion for both parties. Due to some unfortunate experiences, I really can't accept any other methods of payment. Thank you for your understanding.
I’m really good at
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BDSM, making bone jewelry, tarot card readings, writing, poetry, debating, picking up languages, airsofting, playing music, industrial singing/screaming, drawing, cosplay, yelling at people for littering, tripping over nothing, and making social situations awkward lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My piercings, heavy eye makeup, weird clothes, or violently colored hair.

Also, the fact that I wear my PJ pants in public. A lot. Don't let the pictures I put up of myself from events fool you, its mostly pajamas lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (Nonfiction):
The God Delusion
God Is Not Great
Hardcore Zen
A Field Guide to Otherkin

Books (Fiction):
House of the Scorpion
Ghost Moon
Lord of the Flies
Catch-22
Hyperion

I don't know where to put JTHM...

Movies:
Phantom of the Opera
Cabaret
How to Train Your Dragon
The Breakfast Club
When Harry Met Sally

Shows:
Supernatural
Dr. Who
House
Danny Phantom

Anime (I'm listing this separately):
Akame Ga Kill
Nodame Cantabile 
Full Metal Panic
Gintama
Soul Eater
Clannad
Inu Yasha
Spice and Wolf
Zero no Tsukaima
Full Metal Alchemist
Monster
Shakugan no Shana

Top Songs (no particular order):
Bestrafe Mich (Rammstein)
Schwarze Witwe (Eisbrecher)
Ich Muss Garnix (Grossstadtgefluester)
Reich Mir Die Hand (Blutengel)
Koldovstvo (Kukryniksy)
Omnis Mundi Creatura (Helium Vola)
Keine Macht (Terminal Choice)
Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold)
Vermillion (Slipknot)
Carry on my Wayward Son (Kansas)
Live to Tell the Tale (Nightwish)
Lunatic Asylum (Forever Slave)
See You Soon (Lord of the Lost)
Christfuck (:Wumpscut:)
Radius 17 M (Massiv in Mensch)
Chrome (VNV Nation)
The Dark Half (Aesthetic Perfection)
Call the Ships to Port (Covenant)
Der Maschinist (Orange Sector)
Live With Myself (C/A/T)
Zughenruhe (Audiocentesis)

Food:
Meat
Bread
Those little white chocolate balls by Lindt
...I'm not trying to be funny, my diet really isn't much more complex than this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Speaking strictly in terms of material belongings, they would be (in no particular order):

My BDSM equipment
My taxidermy supplies
My books
My tarot deck
My dremel
My jewelry

Non-materialistically speaking (also in no particular order):

My boyfriend
My family
My friends
Industrial music
Interesting conversations
Animals (especially kitties!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spirituality, politics, the environment, the crippling social stupidity, and why there are toilet paper commercials. WHO IS NOT BUYING THIS?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my boyfriend, doing whatever. Night out clubbing, night in with anime... I'm flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess this would be the best section to mention that I'm disabled. I have a myriad of conditions, most of which can be summed up with 'chronic pain'. I also have bipolar disorder. I can do things (hike, dance, etc) if I take my meds before hand, but I'll be out of commission for a few days afterwards (which I'm fine with lol). I'm limited, and some days plans just won't be able to happen, but I try my best to live and enjoy my life :)
You should message me if
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You're looking for ONLY a platonic friendship with me.

You have a mind of your own and are not afraid to express it! As well, that mind should be OPEN!

You're not a conformist and won't change yourself for society.

You love to discuss, debate, and have long intellectual conversations. Truth be told, there are precious few traits that I value above intelligence.

You're not afraid to wrestle with me. This is very important.

You are prepared to give me some of your clothes. I like to appropriate other people's clothing... and I prefer jackets :P I'm mostly kinda somewhat joking here. Maybe. Lol.

You have manners. Common courtesy- its the little things that make the biggest difference.

You're honest. This is the most important character trait to me. If you lie, even little white lies, stay away. I will find out and never speak to you again. There is nothing more disrespectful than lying.

You have a car or means of transportation. Its a pain for me to have to do ALL the driving lol.

You accept the fact that I have a boyfriend and RESPECT that he's part of my life.

And you have actually read my profile!

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I know it comes across as harsh, but I've had it with insensitive, oblivious, obnoxious, and stupid people. I'd rather put it all out there and not waste anyone's time. So (and these don't apply to customers, except the respect part) please do *NOT* message me if:

You're one of those people who message someone trying to come off as charming and nice, oozing compliments and kind words, that turns into an insult generator once they're rejected. Basically, if you're two faced. If you get pissed just reading this, don't even bother. You're a dime a dozen and I WILL reject you.

You're normal. I know, everyone's definition of normal is different. But if you consider yourself normal and you're pretty sure society considers you normal (and you actually care what society thinks) please don't bother.

The opinions of strangers matter to you. Social approval is something that you seek.

You're not local. Sorry, but if you're not in Southern California, I'm not even interested in chatting. I don't do long distance anything.

You're male and under 25. I figure if you message me anyway that you didn't care enough to read my profile or that you did and ignored it, making you incredibly immature and, in fact, the reason that I am posting this. Either way, I'm not interested in getting to know you, in any context. Again, this does not apply to customers. I'm fine with all females messaging me.

You want me to teach you BDSM (or mentor you in anything at all for that matter). I have several students, all in different areas of study, that I have already made a commitment to, and I need to focus on them. I'll answer some of your questions, but I'm not going to be a real teacher or mentor to you. This obviously doesn't apply to submissives or slaves- just students.

You have bad grammar. It just shows that 1) you're not particularly intelligent, in which case I am not interested or 2) you didn't take the time to proofread your message and therefore don't care, in which case I still am not interested.

You're rude, obnoxious, and/or don't have manners. Talk to me with respect or don't talk to me at all.

You want to webcam, IM, exchange dirty pictures, or sext. The answer is no.

You won't respect my boyfriend's place in my life and or intend on trying to get me to leave him for you. It will never happen and I will report you.

You have no actual interest in in-depth conversation. I'm not saying every discussion has to be deep/meaningful/intense, but if you don't have anything of any real worth to say, don't message me. I hate boring conversation and small talk.

You don't read. I like literate individuals. I like reading to people and being read to. I like when people recommend me books and want recommendations to expand their own knowledge. I like discussing the new book I'm reading with people and vice versa. If you only ever read/have read when it was forced on you, then we have a fundamental difference in what we're looking for that no amount of other similarities can make up for.

You don't actually want to hang out in person. Whats the point lol?

You're alergic to pet fur (I have a lot of animals lol). Or, if you don't like animals. I don't trust people who don't like animals.

You can't stand prescription pain meds, medical marijuana, or people need these things. I have chronic pain. I use these to manage it.

I won't make this an 'if'. Don't go off complimenting me. I absolutely hate it. Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, Mistress, etc. is not cute to me. Its an insult. You're not my boyfriend so don't call me pet names, and if you're not a sub of mine then it is not your place to call me Mistress. Thanks.

You have nothing interesting or original to say. I don't respond to 'hi', 'hey there', 'whats up', 'hows your day going', etc. I am looking for REAL conversation!

By the way, if I don't reply, don't keep messaging me, plain and simple. I may even intend to reply and just be busy, but harassing me will definitely change my mind. Its creepy and I will report/block you.

Thank you for taking the time to read this all before you message me! :)