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Yossarian_Black

21 Brea, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:39pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME, PAYING PARTICUARLY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE 'MESSAGE ME IF' SECTION. I know that I am too strange for most people's liking, and this will save everybody time and energy.

Note: If there is something on my profile that you don't understand (ie. therian/otherkin, BDSM, Omnist, rivethead, etc), please thoroughly read what I wrote on it first. I usually include the basic definition to reduce the amount of questions I get on these subjects constantly, so really there is no reason to ask me for definitions. Do a little research on your own first and I'll be happy to answer any more advanced questions you may have on the subject. I even include some websites for reference. Please visit them before asking me questions that they could have answered.

Thanks!

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Hello lovely people! The name is Jackal. I am here primarily to:

Promote my business
Find part time work
Sell off a few things and
Make new friends (males friends must be 25+ years old)

I am open to casual sex with males ages 30-43 that are punk, goth, or rivet, or younger alternative females around my age. If you don't meet these basic qualifications, please don't message me regarding anything of a sexual nature. Without the stuff in this paragraph, we can still be great friends, but it will be purely platonic.

As well, I am only interested in local people (this doesn't apply to customers of course!)

Anyhow, on with the about me!

First of all, I practice BDSM, which is an acronym that stands for Bondage and Disipline (BD), Dominance and submission (D/s), and Sadism and masochism (S&M). I have been in the BDSM community for about 5 years. I am a Domme and a primal. I am currently open to considering another FEMALE submissive or slave. Males, please don't message me asking to be my sub or slave. No, not even feminine or sissy males. The answer is no unless you are PHYSICALLY FEMALE. I am not going to make any exceptions. It should also be noted that I do not have sexual or romantic relations with my submissives or slaves. As I have a student already and am both unable and unwilling to take on more, if you are interested in BDSM, Fetlife.com would be a good place to start.

I am otherkin, which is an umbrella term meaning that I identify as something other than human on a non-physical level. I am a therian as well- therians being a specific subset of otherkin that identify as animals native to Earth, either currently alive or extinct. After over a decade of research and analysis, I have concluded that this is a spiritual condition rather than a mental disorder (and being a psych major, I feel that I know a thing or two). If you want to learn more on therianthropy/otherkin (though this site is focused mainly on therianthropy), I suggest you visit The Werelist.

While I am an Omnist (I believe in all gods and religions), I particuarly identify with and actively practice Kemetic polytheism (I work with the Gods and Goddesses of the Egyptian pantheon) and have been practicing witchcraft for almost a decade now. I also follow many of the teachings found within Zen Buddhism.

I make custom bone necklaces which are comprised of half human bone and half animal bone, which are then fused together. Yes, purchasing and using human bones is perfectly legal. You can view my work or order at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also give tarot card readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

I am German and I take great pride in my heritage. I'm also working on speaking German better. I'm okay at this point, but I could use some improvement. I'd love a buddy to practice with (in person).

As well, I am beginning to learn how to read, write, speak, and transliterate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. I am also learning sign language.

I'm an INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models.

I love piercings and tattoos. I have many and plan on getting more. I just finally got my chest inked ^~^ WANT MORE! Haha.

I am a hardcore rivethead, meaning I'm into the industrial music scene and subculture. I am highly individualistic and fiercely independent. I do not respond well to the concept of conformity. I am unapologetically me. Leave your expectations at the door; I don't abide by the social contract.

I do industrial vocals and am going to be learning to DJ soon as well.

I have a boyfriend, and while I am non-monogamous, I am NOT looking to date anyone else at this time. As said previously, however, I am open to casual sex if you're a male between 30 and 43 thats a punk, goth or rivethead. But be advised: I will NOT leave my boyfriend for you. If you have a problem with this, I suggest you move on to the next profile.

It's worth mentioning that I smoke medical marijuana to help alleviate my chronic pain and insomnia.

If you've managed to read this far, I would like to commend you for your patience and apologize for the eye cancer that has now most likely metastasized to your brain due to your staring at your monitor for so long.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
While I am going to school full time, majoring in psychology, I have several additional practices.

I own and operate my own business, Sacred Fusion Designs, where I produce hand made bone fusion necklaces (one piece made from the bones of two different species.) You can message me here or order via my website at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also do tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

In addition to those services listed above, I can write your essay or virtually any other literary assignment that you need done for you. I can complete the entire assignment, or go over what you've already written and improve it. My writing skills are excellent and my prices reasonable. If you send me your paper requirements I'll send you a quote.

I am an amature industrial vocalist and a professionally trained flutist. I have both recorded professionally and performed live and am looking to expand my vocal experience. I am currently available for work, so if you are looking for an industrial singer/screamer you are welcome to contact me.

As mentioned above, I am a writer. If you need a lyricist send me a message and we'll work out the details! I can compose lyrics for you on their own, but if my sound is the kind you're searching for as well I may be available to sing them too. Let me know what you're looking for and we can work together to figure out what will suit your needs best..

In addition to ALL THAT, I am looking for a part time job as a mechanic, at used book stores, alternative/weird stores, metaphysical shops, things of that nature. If you happen to know of anywhere local that's looking in Orange County (the closer to Brea, the better), PLEASE message me! I'd really appreciate the help :)

On a side note, I'm selling my badass guitar and VOX amp (with accessories) for $350. There are pictures of her in my 'Stuff Im Selling' album. If you are interested, please message me! Serious inquiries only.

I'm also selling my Yamaha violin for $380 (the same price I purchased it for). She's in great condition and has hardly been played. Again, serious inquiries only. Thank you!

For any of the services I provide, I only accept Paypal or cash, though paypal is often preferable, in my opinion for both parties. Due to some unfortunate experiences, I really can't accept any other methods of payment. Thank you for your understanding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BDSM, making bone jewelry, tarot card readings, writing, poetry, debating, picking up languages, airsofting, playing music, industrial singing/screaming, automechanics, yelling at people for littering, tripping over nothing, and making social situations awkward lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My piercings, heavy eye makeup, weird clothes, or violently colored hair.

Also, the fact that I wear my PJ pants in public. A lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (Nonfiction):
The God Delusion
Hardcore Zen
48 Laws of Power
A Field Guide to Otherkin

Books (Fiction):
House of the Scorpion
Ghost Moon
Lord of the Flies
Catch-22
Hyperion

I don't know where to put JTHM lol...

Movies:
Phantom of the Opera
Cabaret
How to Train Your Dragon
The Breakfast Club
When Harry Met Sally

Shows:
Supernatural
Dr. Who
House
Dragons: Riders of Berk
Danny Phantom

Anime (yes I'm listing this separately):
Akame Ga Kill!
Nodame Cantabile 
Full Metal Panic!
Clannad
Inu Yasha
Full Metal Alchemist
Monster

Top Songs (no particular order):
Bestrafe Mich (Rammstein)
Schwarze Witwe (Eisbrecher)
Ich Muss Garnix (Grossstadtgefluester)
Reich Mir Die Hand (Blutengel)
Koldovstvo (Kukryniksy)
Omnis Mundi Creatura (Helium Vola)
Keine Macht (Terminal Choice)
Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold)
Vermillion (Slipknot)
Carry on my Wayward Son (Kansas)
Nemo (Nightwish)
Lunatic Asylum (Forever Slave)
See You Soon (Lord of the Lost)
Christfuck (:Wumpscut:)
Radius 17 M (Massiv in Mensch)
Beloved (VNV Nation)
The Dark Half (Aesthetic Perfection)
Call the Ships to Port (Covenant)
Der Maschinist (Orange Sector)
Live With Myself (C/A/T)
Zughenruhe (Audiocentesis)

Food:
Meat
Bread
Those little white chocolate balls by Lindt
...I'm not trying to be funny, my diet really isn't much more complex than this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Speaking strictly in terms of material belongings, they would be (in no particular order):

My BDSM equipment
My taxidermy supplies
My library
My tarot deck
My dremel
My jewelry

Non-materialistically speaking (also in no particular order):

My boyfriend
My family
My friends
Industrial music
Sex (correction... GOOD sex haha!)
Interesting conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spirituality, politics, the environment, the crippling social stupidity, and why there are toilet paper commercials. WHO IS NOT BUYING THIS?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out clubbing, at my favorite coffee house, with my boyfriend, or just home watching Supernatural.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to appropriate other people's clothing. Appropriate, not steal. Its not stealing if they know about it lol.

In truth, there's really nothing that's too private for me to admit, so long as its asked in a genuine and polite manner. I chose to put this out there specifically to prepare people. Gimme yer jackets!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Casual sex- message me if:

You're a male between 30 and 43 that is punk, goth, or rivet. Oh, and I dig guys who wear eyeliner- its a major turn on.

If you're female and punk, goth, rivet, or just alternative. While I am particuarly attracted to younger androgynous women, I am not opposed to getting involved with other types. Note: if you want to be with a couple you need to look elsewhere. My boyfriend is mine lol.

Again, while I am open to casual sex, I am NOT looking to date at this time. Please respect this.

Please read at least the rest of this section, paying particularly close attention to the 'Do NOT Message me if' portion at the end. Thank you!

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Services and Products (see my 'What I'm Doing With my Life' section for more details)- Message me if:

You would like to purchase a custom bone necklace comprised of human and animal bones fused into one unique piece.

You would like a tarot reading (I ask for a $30 donation per reading).

You need your essay or other literary assignment written for you, including poetry (message me the requirements, and I will quote you a price).

You are looking for an industrial vocalist (and yes, I can scream) and/or a lyricist.

You are or know of a mechanic looking for a paid apprentice that is willing to work with my school schedule.

You are looking for a badass guitar (plus VOX amp and accessories) or a Yamaha violin. Prices and details can be found in both my 'What I'm doing with my Life' section and 'Stuff I'm Selling' photo album.

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For friends, message me if:

You have a mind of your own and are not afraid to express it! As well, that mind should be OPEN!

You're not a conformist and won't change yourself for society.

You love to discuss, debate, and have long intellectual conversations.

You're not afraid to wrestle with me. This is very important.

You are prepared to give me some of your clothes. I prefer jackets :P I'm mostly kinda somewhat joking here. Maybe. Lol.

You have manners. Common courtesy- its the little things that make the biggest difference.

You're honest. This is the most important character trait to me. If you lie, even little white lies, stay away. I will find out and never speak to you again. There is nothing more disrespectful than lying.

You have a car or means of transportation. Its a pain for me to have to do ALL the driving lol.

You accept the fact that I have a boyfriend and RESPECT that he's part of my life.

And you have actually read my profile!

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I know it comes across as harsh, but I've had it with insensitive, oblivious, obnoxious, and stupid people. I'd rather put it all out there and not waste anyone's time. So (and these don't apply to customers except the respect part) please do *NOT* message me if:

You're normal. I know, everyone's definition of normal is different. But if you consider yourself normal and you're pretty sure society considers you normal (and you actually care what society thinks) please don't bother. I'm not trying to be harsh, I'm just being honest.

The opinions of strangers matter to you. Social approval is something that you seek.

You're not local. Sorry, but if you're not in Southern California, I'm not even interested in chatting. I don't do long distance anything.

You're male and under 25. I figure if you message me anyway that you didn't care enough to read my profile or that you did and ignored it, making you incredibly immature and, in fact, the reason that I am posting this. Either way, I'm not interested in getting to know you, in any context. I'm fine with younger females messaging me.

You're physically male and want me to be your Domme. The answer is no, and I'm not going to make any exceptions. Think about it- you want to be my sub but can't even follow my first order? Please, just don't ask.

You want me to teach you BDSM (or mentor you in anything at all for that matter). I have several students, all in different areas of study, that I have already made a commitment to and I need to focus on them. I'll answer some of your questions, but I'm not going to be a real teacher or mentor to you.

You have bad grammar. It just shows that 1) you're not particularly intelligent, in which case I am not interested or 2) you didn't take the time to proofread your message and therefore don't care, in which case I still am not interested. A little mistake or two is one thing, bt if u typ lyk dis, then I am beyond uninterested.

You're rude, obnoxious, and/or don't have manners. Talk to me with respect or don't talk to me at all.

You want to webcam, IM, exchange dirty pictures, or sext. The answer is no. Or, if the only thing about me that interests you is my body. Also no.

You won't respect my boyfriend's place in my life and or intend on trying to get me to leave him for you. It will never happen and will actually work against you.

You have no actual interest in in-depth conversation. Im not saying every discussion has to be deep/meaningful/intense, but if you don't have anything of any real worth to say, don't message me.

You don't read. I like literate individuals. I like reading to people and being read to. I like when people recommend me books and want recommendations to expand their own knowledge. I like discussing the new book I'm reading with people and vice versa. If you only ever read/have read when it was forced on you, then we have a fundamental difference in what we're looking for that no amount of other similarities can make up for.

You don't actually want to meet up in person. Whats the point lol?

You're alergic to pet fur (I have a lot of animals lol). Or, if you don't like animals. I don't trust people who don't like animals.

I won't make this an 'if'. Don't go off complimenting me. I absolutely hate it. Also calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, Mistress, etc. is not cute to me. Its an insult. You're not my boyfriend so don't call me pet names, and if you're not a sub of mine then it is not your place to call me Mistress. Thanks.

You have nothing interesting or original to say. I don't respond to 'hi', 'hey there', 'whats up', 'hows your day going', etc. I am looking for REAL conversation! That's the way to impress me, not by hitting me with generic flattery!

Also, saying that I'm interesting, that you're bad at messages, or asking what I want to talk about all equates to the same thing. Come to me with something interesting. First impressions matter.

By the way, if I don't reply, don't keep messaging me, plain and simple. Its creepy and I will report/block you.

Thank you for taking the time to read this all before you message me! :)