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youcancallmemsb

31 F Santa Clara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
What you really need to know about me is that I'm a busy teacher who love cuddles, white Christmas lights, cozy socks, hot chocolate, and cold sheets. Doesn't take much to please me.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching.
Figuring out my next step.
Watching reruns of Parks and Rec because it's adorable.
Wanting a puppy.
I’m really good at
Listening.
Learning.
Connecting with people.
Understanding.
Making people laugh.
Being sarcastic.
Driving.
Photography.
Cuddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos.
Height.
Two different colored eyes.
My big booty. Let's be honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius (and really any Eggers), Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Lies My Teacher Told Me, any Howard Zinn, pretty much any non-fiction.

Movies: The Wackness, Half Nelson, Blue Valentine, Frida, Wristcutters, Everything is Illuminated, Garden State, Where the Wild Things Are, Step Brothers, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Wes Anderson flicks, and lots of documentaries on Netflix Instant Queue.

Shows: House of Cards, The Walking Dead, LOST, Dexter, Weeds, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec, The Office, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy.

Music: Copeland, Jimmy Eat World, Band of Horses, Passion Pit, Maria Taylor, Interpol, Lydia, The Black Keys, and Empire of the Sun. I think that's good for now. And don't get me wrong, I enjoy some hip hop and rap, once in awhile.

Food: Always down for Thai or a good burrito.
The six things I could never do without
Connection.
My capability to learn.
Netflix.
MacBook/iPhone (I'm a horrible person).
My favorite pillow.
A drive with the windows down while singing incredibly loud.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a thinker so too many topics to list. Just ask what's on my mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I'm too tired from teaching so it's home with a Netflix. Other times it's to a local hang out spot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a secretive person.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can make me smile and have your act together. I believe in friendship first and would love to meet a man that I can connect with. Disclaimer: You don't need to have pictures in foreign lands or love nature hikes to hang out with me.