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youcancallmemsb

31 Fremont, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I crave connection and am terrible at starting conversations.

Silly, sarcastic, lover of red pandas seeks cute gentleman, preferably with scruff or a beard. I'm pretty low-key since I'm busy with over 150 teenagers everyday.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching.
Figuring out my next step.
Watching reruns of Parks and Rec because it's adorable.
Wanting a puppy.
Loving this YouTube: http://youtu.be/VTz5MtxrDTA
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening.
Learning.
Connecting with people.
Understanding.
Making people laugh.
Being sarcastic.
Driving.
Photography.
Cuddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos.
Height.
Two different colored eyes.
My big booty. Let's be honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius (and really any Eggers), Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Lies My Teacher Told Me, any Howard Zinn, pretty much any non-fiction.

Movies: The Wackness, Half Nelson, Blue Valentine, Frida, Wristcutters, Everything is Illuminated, Garden State, Where the Wild Things Are, Step Brothers, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Wes Anderson flicks, and lots of documentaries on Netflix.

Shows: House of Cards, The Walking Dead, LOST, Dexter, Weeds, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec, The Office, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy.

Music: Copeland, Jimmy Eat World, Band of Horses, Passion Pit, Maria Taylor, Interpol, Lydia, The Black Keys, and I'm pretty into the old school rap channel on Pandora. I think that's good for now. And don't get me wrong, I enjoy some hip hop and rap, once in awhile.

Food: Always down for Thai or a good burrito.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Connection.
My capability to learn.
Netflix.
MacBook/iPhone (I'm a horrible person).
My favorite pillow.
A drive with the windows down while singing incredibly loud.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do I waste time on here?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I'm too tired from teaching so it's home with a Netflix. Other times it's to a local restaurant or dive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a secretive person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can make me smile and have your act together. I believe in friendship first and would love to meet a man that I can connect with. Disclaimer: You don't need to have pictures in foreign lands or love nature hikes to hang out with me. However, if you know how I can hang out with a red panda, I will marry you.