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youcancallmemsb

29 / F / Straight / Single

Albany, California

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 12:25pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Don't let the tattoos fool you. I'm a good girl looking for a good guy. I believe in monogamy and keeping things classy.

Just a Sicilian/Spanish/Irish girl who is ethnically Jewish, looking for friendships on the awkward World Wide Web because she's too busy teaching.

Let's get together over a drink, some ice cream, or a meal. I believe in friendship first but would love to meet someone I connect with.
What I’m doing with my life
-Teaching high school history.
-Figuring out my next step.
-Craving something new.
-Trying to relax more.
I’m really good at
-Listening.
-Learning.
-Connecting with people.
-Understanding.
-Making people laugh.
-Being sarcastic.
-Driving.
-Photography.
-Makeouts.
-Snuggles.
The first things people usually notice about me
-Tattoos. Specifically my "keep it real" tattoo. That's one thing about me that I am pretty proud of. I DO NOT lie. I will always tell the truth. I expect the same from the people in my life.
-Two different colored eyes (heterochromia).
-My big booty. Let's be honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Books: A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius (and really any Eggers), Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Lies My Teacher Told Me, any Howard Zinn, pretty much any non-fiction.

-Movies: The Wackness, Half Nelson, Blue Valentine, Frida, Wristcutters, Everything is Illuminated, Garden State, Where the Wild Things Are, Step Brothers, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Wes Anderson flicks, and lots of documentaries on Netflix Instant Queue.

-Shows: LOST, Intervention, Dexter, Weeds, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec, The Office, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy.

-Music: Band of Horses, Passion Pit, Maria Taylor, Interpol, Lydia, Death From Above 1979, The Black Keys, and Empire of the Sun. I think that's good for now. And don't get me wrong, I enjoy some hip hop and rap, once in awhile.

-Food: Always down for Thai or a good burrito.
The six things I could never do without
-Connection.
-My capability to learn.
-Humor.
-MacBook/iPhone (I'm a horrible person).
-My favorite pillow.
-A drive with the windows down while singing incredibly loud.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-The past, the present, and the future.
-Social justice.
-How I want to do so much in life.
-How much I want a puppy.
On a typical Friday night I am
-Just depends. Sometimes I'm too tired from teaching so it's home with a Netflix. Other times it's to SF or to a local hang out spot. I've been known to stay at home with a book on a Friday night and I'm totally okay with that. If you are also cool with hanging out with a group and playing Apples to Apples then I love you!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-Is that I've always wondered what it would be like to be a blonde.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
-You're curious.
-You want to make a new friend.
-You can make me laugh.
-You want hang outs and adventures.
-You have a beard.