blah blah hiking and rock climbing...whatever you like to do...laughing so hard I can't breathe...blah..I like to have fun...love my friends...play hard/work hard...yogayogayoga...planking...sailing...go red sox...I can wear a dress or get down in jeans, it's so hard to be so complex....fun sports junkie...whatever that last girl said.

Second grade charleston champion and writing about it.

Improv-ing (not to be confused with improving), writing, sketching (comedy not things), making a mockery of online dating.

If you want to buy my pilot, contact my agent. JK, I'm giving it away.

Shadow puppets.

I think that's obvious.

I belong on Christian Mingle. You can see it in my eye. I hope you do too.

All foods, some books and funny movies.

My blackberry. jk, Backberry users make me feel uneasy, like people with yahoo accounts.

Enough with bragging about not having a TV, especially in writing. For shame.

You are not a vegetarian if you eat eggs. Eggs are chicken, baby chickens that could have had a life, you terrible person.

Oh geez, there are no typical Fridays for me. I could stay in or go out. Watch a movie or at a bar. I could be on a road trip out of town or unwinding with a book. Nuthin' typical about that.

If you're looking for a special someone, you've come to the wrong place.

You don't think the definition of nerd to be obsessed with something.

My ideal is you don't know how to use the self-facing camera so you need a mirror to take a picture. Love a guy without a shirt on because straight women and gay men respond to the same thing visually. So what I'm trying to say is only smart ivy league grads who don't have real hobbies so they work out. Call me! (Cause I don't believe you know how to text).