**Update** I am relocating to Kansas City for a new job. I am totally open to meeting new and interesting people to hang out with!!

What makes me unique? I'm a very sarcastic and funny person.. I'm also brutally honest which is both a blessing and a curse. I'm well traveled and have lived in 13 different cities, including overseas. (My dad was in the military when i was a kid). I took an IQ test when i was 20 and scored a 143. It was enough to get into Mensa, but that seems to be a congregation of people who are intelligent yet have accomplished nothing. I will never be muscular (heart murmur), but I don't have any issues with roid rage ;). I seem to have a propensity for long-term relationships, but i haven't found the right girl yet.

Im more of a stay at home kind of person, although i do like to go out on occasion. Im more comfortable kicking back with friends and watching movies or listening to music and hanging out than going out to the shitty bars. The music is typically awful... and i'm allergic to stupid.

I'm usually up for anything with a little prodding if it's out of my ordinary spectrum.

I'm starting an internet security company that will finally launch after months and months of work in the coming weeks. I'm also going to be one of those annoying blog writers that everyone wants to punch in the face because I'm shamelessly trying to draw traffic to my business.

I'm all over the place with my majors because i keep changing my interests. Originally i was Physics, then Nuclear Engineering and Physics, then Business, and now Economics.

I want to move to Europe someday, but don't know if I will ever get to.

Message me for more random thoughts. I'm mentally all over the place, but I like to pretend that I run this circus.

Anything that requires brain power. I am awful at sports, hilariously awful.

My unique perspective on life in general. My blue and gray eyes. My telekinetic ability.

Seriously though, it's probably my eyes or teeth. I get a lot of positive comments about both.

I'm also extremely sarcastic as i mentioned before. People always say generic things like "I like to have fun and laugh." Well no shit... "I respire and digest food often"... ugh.

Books: Anything i dont have to read.. I'm more of an articles and scientific journals kind of guy.

Movies: Snatch, Constantine, Super Troopers, Memento, Requiem for a Dream, the 1st Matrix (the other 2 were terrible), Step Brothers, Role Models, Fired Up, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Pineapple Express, Harold Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, Taken,I Love You Man, The Terminator Trilogy, The Notebook, Zombieland, Gladiator, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Cast Away, The Green Mile, anything without Tom Cruise in it..

TV Shows: South Park, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Futurama, CSI Vegas, House, Mst3k, Colbert, Stewart, Archer

Music: DAFT PUNK (the new album is awesome, i'm hooked already), Shinedown, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle, Eminem, Apocalyptica, Breaking Benjamin, Bush, Chamillionaire, Combichrist, The Crystal Method, Daddy Yankee, Deftones, Disturbed, DJ Khaled, DMX, Electric Six, Filter, Flo Rida, Timbaland, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Hoobastank, Ice Cube, Incubus, Jay-Z, Jimmy Eat World, John Legend, Junkie XL, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Killswitch Engage, KoRn, Lil Wayne, Lil Jon, Lil Wyte, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Live, Lost Prophets, Ludacris, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Method Man, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, Oasis, The Offspring, Orgy, Overseer, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, Pitbull, Powerman 5000, Puddle Of Mudd, Puscifer, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Seether, Serj Tankian, She Wants Revenge, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Stabbing Westward, Soundgarden, Staind, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Taproot, Prodigy, Three Six Mafia, Three Days Grace, T.I., Tupac, The White Stripes, Ying Yang Twins, Yung Joc, Gorilla Zoe, White Zombie, John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, Halestorm, Apartment 26, Mark Ronson, Massive Attack, Ashes Divide, Black Light Burns, Fort Minor.

The Internet
Music
Movies
Education
Matter
Energy

Advancing my career... and if robot exotic dancers have magnetic booby-tassels.

Out with friends, or i have friends over to chill / watch movies / etc.

Just ask, i'm an open book. One of those weird picture books where everything is abstract and doesn't make any sense.

This profile intrigues you.

You think i'm hot.

You're giving away 9lb diamonds.

You're an estate lawyer from Nigeria and my distant relative who was royalty has left me a large sum of money that I somehow need to pay you to access.