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youmeanTHATguy

25 M Mountain View, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Eternally curious, easily amused, fairly amusing. All in all, a really hoopy frood.

I love to learn, make people laugh, and doing things that make everyone around/involved "feel alive". People's stories intrigue and invigorate me. I enjoy most humor, from puns to slapstick, and the ironic to the absurd.

I'm an empathetic nerd, animated speaker, great listener, easily excited, earnestly passionate, pragmatic idealist, lazy workaholic, budding hedonist, optimistic nihilist, a bit of a logophile and usually brutally honest.

A few years ago I stopped having any qualms about making a fool of myself; it's wonderfully liberating.

I find normalcy vastly overrated; I'm a pansexual queer -- meaning I don't particularly care what your bits are, and I don't let mine drive me -- and a novice kinkster.
What I’m doing with my life
Changing the world; making computers do stuff. Improvising, both on-stage and off. Shedding a lot of weight accumulated over the years (recently unlocked the famously touted endorphin rush!). Also butchering quotes and idioms, but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

In the recent past, I toppled a dictator, moved across the world, and now spend quite a bit of time exploring the idiosyncrasies of American/Californian life, a lot of which happens on Fridays.

This seems befitting/descriptive of my life right now: "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." - Douglas Adams
I’m really good at
Not panicking.
Thumb war -- haven't lost since I moved to the area!
L'esprit d'escalier -- no matter how long I pause before speaking, I have a lot of I-should-have-said-this-instead moments.
Grokking technology.
Entertaining myself.
Citing my sources.
Finding where we parked.
Backrubs -- according to friends.
Air hockey.
Making silly sounds/voices.
Cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
The only first impression of me that I heard from a friend is that I look confident. This surprised me quite a bit.

If I had to guess:
* My hair, or lack thereof -- I usually shave my head, which occasionally garners a few stares, or at least less-idle-than-usual glances; I'm currently growing it out and it tends to look like cotton candy.
* My height, even though I'm not THAT large.
* I'm still figuring out how to consistently get a conversation going smoothly, however, so I can be/seem awkward at times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Douglas Adams (especially The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'trilogy', Dirk Gently's Wholistic Detective Agency). Harry Potter. The couple of books I've read by Neil Gaiman (he's on top of my to-read list). The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera. Animal Farm by George Orwell (I am yet to get around to 1984). Melancholia by Basil Fateen.

Shows/Series: Suits, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother. This list is fairly stale since I stopped watching TV (one of the best decisions anyone can make, BTW), although it's still way too easy to hook me in front of a TV. I also love a lot of TED talks.

Movies: Many more than I can remember, including Kung Fu Panda, Wreck-it Ralph, The Life of Brian, Paul, Red, Law Abiding Citizen, Fight Club, movies by Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, et al), V For Vendetta, The Matrix.

Music: Mostly rock-ish, including (in no particular order): Queen, Muse, Explosions in the Sky, Parov Stelar, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Tenacious D, The Blues Brothers, Barenaked Ladies. Also, Daft Punk, for making a movie out of an album (Interstella 5555, with those smurf-coloured people you've been wondering about).

Food: Almost anything, but not a lot of seafood. All-time favourite: Koshary!
The six things I could never do without
* Laughter
* Stories
* Sunlight
* Puns
* Music
* Alternatives to pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science, technology and their effects on society; truth and perspectives; the precarious balance between being exceedingly vague and overly verbose; what puns can be made about the topics at hand; first impressions and vibes people feel about other people; what people read into profiles that list casual sex; whether things like stairs are an invention or discovery; why there are so many varieties of Mexican food wrapped in baked stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about:
- Exploring.
- Karaoke-ing.
- Doing improv.
- Playing some computer, board or drinking games.
- Or anything, really; whatever sounds fun. Probably making a fool of myself somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still pronounce Deadmau5 as dead-maw-five.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Any reason, really. If you're looking for inspiration:

... you know who serves the best burritos in town!

... you are a sapiosexual.

... you are a fan of Low Stakes First Dates.

... you are actually a robot.

... you love xkcd.

... you like Fluxx, Cards Against Humanity, or other games of that ilk.