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My self-summary
Hey there sports racers. My name is Andrew.

Me in a nutshell: Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell? Look at the size of this bloody great big nutshell! What sort of shell has a nut like this? This is crazy!
What I’m doing with my life
I grew up in Utah. I recently finished school out east and moved back west to work at a hardware start up. (surprise!) When I'm not working, I'm hanging out with my roommates and coworkers or ripping around skyline on my bike.

This is approximately as far as I've planned my life: It seems to be working beautifully.
I’m really good at
Swearing, whistling, blacksmith puzzles, terrible dad jokes, pretending I know what I'm doing, and fixing things.

I'm also pretty good at dealing with frustrating people, losing at Age of Empires II to my roommates, and napping.
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I look like wolverine.

No, serious. I get it all the goddamn time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The New Way Things Work, American Gods, The Fountainhead, Broom of the System (or anything by DFW),
Diskworld, and most graphic novels.

Let me know if you have any recommendations!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
No country for old men
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Wallace and Grommit
The Brothers Bloom
The Usual Suspects
Children of Men
28 days later
Jackie Brown
Rock n Rolla
In Brudges
Layer Cake

Music: Polar Bear Club, Sparta, The Eels, Minus the Bear. Post hardcore. Post Punk. Hipster garbage.

Food: My favourite is paella. Everything else is a close second.
The six things I could never do without
The right tool, driving at night, puns, the other side of the pillow, laughter, and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I came up with such a friendly and approachable username.

I like thinking about how things are made and what people were thinking when they designed them. Yes I've seen "Objectified." Not quite like that though.

Why there are no good movies that start with Q.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, out with friends, working out with friends, wasting time with roommates, playing shuffleboard in south bay dive bars, climbing, watching movies, tinkering, or helping someone pull their car out of a ditch. It varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate stickers, and being written upon. Labels are okay. I make the distinction.

One of my proudest moments is having Zach Weinersmith (of SMBC) award me with "dorkiest joke of the year" on twitter. Trust me, you don't want to hear it.
You should message me if
you think women should make the first move.

(see what I did there?)